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The Hidey Building- Broken Elevator, Passing 98th Floor

POSTED BY: Aiko
UPDATED: Saturday, August 2, 2008 00:06
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AIKO

Wednesday, July 30, 2008 9:41 PM

"Until someone loses AND eyebrow"? What happens to the eyebrow? Does it get seperated by evil beauticians armed with tweesers?

MSB

Wednesday, July 30, 2008 9:50 PM

oh sure mock my typing...keep it up and I'll show you my amazing science fair project that nearly blew up my teacher...giggle

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Love doesn't make the world go 'round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

DAVESHAYNE

Wednesday, July 30, 2008 11:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by MSB:
Chemistry is fun...until someone loses

'Cause there is nothing worse than a drunken mob of chemistry supporters after their reaction loses.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

AIKO

Thursday, July 31, 2008 12:09 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by MSB:
oh sure mock my typing...keep it up and I'll show you my amazing science fair project that nearly blew up my teacher...giggle

I wasn't mocking, I was asking a serious question. You mean you think I'm never serious? Shame, shame.

COZEN

Thursday, July 31, 2008 2:25 AM

And, what remains of my reputation from this point onwards will be totally anhilated. So it goes. Context: a recent Yimconversation 'twixt the previously honoured thread starter and my own horridself, yeah.

Quote:

BOO!!!
Mai Mai
OMG!
cozen
What?!  Is there a velociraptor right behind me?
Mai Mai
no i just thought maybe you had fallen of the face of the earth, been a long time
cozen
Yeah, well, I'm an asshole in that way.  Just ask my mother.
Mai Mai
what? no you aren't
cozen

Mai Mai
i just misseded you is all
what have you been up to?
cozen
Well, heh... yeah, well, um... y'see, I got you this birthday gift, and, well,  heh-heh... it's still sitting on a table here in my apartment, yeah....
Mai Mai
awww that's ok, nice of you to think of me.
cozen
So... heh-heh, um... er, like... ah, y'know.....  I kinda, like, um, sorta need something, y'know... a piece of information like, eh?
Mai Mai
just a piece of it?
cozen
Um, well, y'know, maybe like more than just a piece, and more like, um, like, all of your addy?
Mai Mai
ah ok, can do. ready?
cozen
Yep!
Mai Mai
....
cozen
Right!  *writes furiously*
So, I, too, have a new address.  Cus, y'know, there's never enough chocolate.
Mai Mai
oh yes! do tell.
cozen
Right.  Here it comes....
....
btw, I luvs yer HUGE font
Mai Mai
gots it!
cozen
Eeep!
So, did you like the RV I'm gonna buy?  It has a big double bed, and a bathroom with a shower!
Mai Mai
what w the eep?
that was pretty cool.
cozen
The, "Eeep" was about the inevitable choccy-induced diabetes.  Um, not so bad a way to go, eh?
Mai Mai
oh you love it and you know it!
cozen
As for the RV, all I need to do is sorta borrow US$139,000, + taxes & insurance.  You got this much, no problems, right?
Yes, I do luvs the choccyness.
Mai Mai
course i do, clearly im just a rich b*t in hiding. i just work for the fun of it.
cozen
Oh, w00t!  Marry me, like, um, right now, okay?
Mai Mai
oh i would, but you're from another planet.
and also, Serenity would make me much with the dead.
cozen
Oh.  I'm not so certain what I'd do with a zombie wife.  Any suggestions?
Mai Mai
you'd probably want to start by running away, what w the temptation to eat the brains and all
cozen
Oh!  So... can you zombify me, and we can RV throughout the land, eating brains as we go?
Mai Mai
that might just work
cozen
Kewl!
Mai Mai
but i think first we'd have to rob a bank, i seem to have misplaced all my multi-millions
cozen
Oh way to go.
Mai Mai
but a bank heist will be fun! we'll bond and stuff.
cozen
Um, okay, but I'm kinda shy about these things.  Can I start off as just being the getaway driver?
Mai Mai
only if promise to not let us get caught.
cozen
Who could catch an RV, eh?  Oh....
Mai Mai
no you get a cool fast getaway car then ditch it and take the RV to freedom
cozen
Like, um, a Volkswagen Beetle?
Mai Mai
i think you missed the words cool and fast there
cozen
Oh.  I'm more of a motorcycle (and RV!) guy.  Don't know squat about kewl carz.
Mai Mai
well a fast motorcyle then
brb
cozen
Oh.  bye!
Mai Mai
back for a bit
housekeeping will be here soon and then i'll have to go again
cozen
*Sigh*  In any case, I'm kinda sorta w***king the dayshift, and am pretty much redy for beddy-byes my ownself.
Mai Mai
but that's no fun
cozen
Maybe not, but are you not at w*** right now?
Mai Mai
yes i am. multitasking
cozen
Fine then.  Here's the plan:  I quit my job, move in with you in Misery, spend all my retirement savings on an RV, and you continue working to support us in abject poverty.  Sound good?
Mai Mai
um let me think about it.
NO!
cozen
Aw, I'm thinking that you're simply a touch nervous.  This can be overcome by my totally awesome couch-potatoedness.
Mai Mai
how about you work, and i stay home
cozen
Think about it:  we could be living on your paycheque-to-paycheques, while we gaze upon the RV parked in the courtyard of the crappy apartment complex, through a tiny window in the kitchen.
Mai Mai
um what's the point of having an RV th

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KAREL

Thursday, July 31, 2008 2:40 AM

Those were the days, no matter how recent.

JADEHAND

Thursday, July 31, 2008 3:51 AM

"Those were the days...."
"Dude, that was yesterday."
".....yeah...."

"It's all so clear. We can see the madness perfectly from here." - Asylum Satellite 1 - Happiness is the Road - Marillion

COZEN

Thursday, July 31, 2008 4:05 AM

Well, the mightily random whirlwind FFFnchat seems to have faded into teenaged craptitude and general uselessness, so maybe I figured that the ^ post could kinda sorta rekindle the happy spirit of anarchy, albeit in a clunky threadlike manner.

Or, bishop to Lansdowne Docks, I trump the realtime responses for a bonus of 3 lbs. of pure Swiss milk chocolate.

*Tweaks MSB's nose a bit, just cuz he can, then skeddadles away to cower behind Jadehand, hoping for a kind of redemption, all the while holding Daveshayne's hand for the promise of frivolity it brings.*

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MAI

Thursday, July 31, 2008 4:43 AM

it's all made up. it wasn't me. couldn't be.
i was dead at the time.

JADEHAND

Thursday, July 31, 2008 4:52 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:
Well, the mightily random whirlwind FFFnchat seems to have faded into teenaged craptitude and general uselessness.

yup.

Quote:

*Tweaks MSB's nose a bit, just cuz he can, then skeddadles away to cower behind Jadehand, hoping for a kind of redemption, all the while holding Daveshayne's hand for the promise of frivolity it brings.*

What the?
redemption? like trading in coupons for prizes? what sort of thing to you have to redeem? and what sort of prize did you want?
*looks over Cozen's coupons...
"one free pint of beer" Check. here ya go.

"It's all so clear. We can see the madness perfectly from here." - Asylum Satellite 1 - Happiness is the Road - Marillion