Ten things I learned from watching Firefly
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Oh, and don't forget....
If your name is Vera, and you get dressed up pretty, you get taken out someplace nice. 
You can't stop the Signal. You can never stop the Signal.
Lovebots can write their own wedding vows. 
Even in a decently awesome movie like Serenity, based on a kick-butt show like Firefly, there always is that dumb spinning fan underneath a narrow catwalk. It is a rule. Every sci-fi show must have one.
Don't let the polished air fool you. If some guy with an English accent, who wears a weird gray uniform, tries to contact you, follow you, or ask you if you know what you sin is(ESPECIALLY the latter), run for your life, and warn all your buddies to run, too. Yes, even the preacher man.
That's not incense.
Mal wants a pony and a plastic rocket.
Selling out the fugitives hiding on your boat will get you whacked with a wrench, and thrown into an airlock.
Jewish crackerjack hackers with dark, curly hair are insanely hot. 
Never get drunk on Triumph.
Jayne knows how to braid hair.
If you don't want to get munched by Reavers, lock yourself in a train vault.
Even rough, tough mercenaries who name their guns love their mamas.
Communism sucks.
Never wear a Blue Sun t-shirt around a mentally disturbed teenage girl of questionable history.
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If she gets dressed up even a gun can be taken out somewhere fun.
With the right hat a man can walk down the street letting people know he doesn't fear anything.
I haven't quite learned how to count to ten yet, I'm just the ship’s liaison officer
argg I see Mrs. Universe beat me to the dressing up one's gun lesson. 
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My #3. Some people refer to the very common turbine as "dumb spinning fans" like our world would run without them.
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If you and your sister are ever kidnapped and brought to a village so you can provide your services there, no matter how badly you feel about your abduction, remember they kidnapped you for those services so you have to keep in mind they might do worse if you refuse, and remember to keep your sister from doing anything weird.
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If you're looking for passage on a starship, carry a ripe strawberry.
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No matter how appealing it may be, never cut out the middle man. It ain't ever as simple as it may seem 'cause about 50% of the human race is middle man and they don't take too kindly to being cut out.
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Ching-wah tsao duh liou mahng means Frog-humping sonofabitch, which can be useful in the right circumstance like, 
Well when the situation arises it will be useful.
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Originally posted by jewelstaitefan:
My #3. Some people refer to the very common turbine as "dumb spinning fans" like our world would run without them.
Point taken, JewelStaiteFan. You do realize what movie I am quoting though, right? 
EDIT: Sorry, RALLEN. I had to make sure my lessons weren't all Mr. U. centric!
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No need to appologize to me.
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Originally posted by jewelstaitefan:
My #3. Some people refer to the very common turbine as "dumb spinning fans" like our world would run without them.
Um, guessing Galaxy Quest?
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