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JASONZZZ

Monday, May 10, 2004 4:48 AM

May is Masturbation month!
There is going to be a Masturbate-a-thon on
May 16! How many kittens will die (much deserved deaths, mind you)

http://www.grandopening.com/classes/029.shtml

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Originally posted by ecmorgan69:
While I'm busy being an "asshole", I think I will annoy bunny-huggers and people who like to be "master of their domain"



They can have my "Firefly" DVDs when they pry them from my cold, dead fingers....

Oh yeah, you, FOX TV!!

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JASONZZZ

Monday, May 10, 2004 4:50 AM

Ouch! touche...

I guess arguing on the internet and calling conspiracy theories that they are nut-jobs are about at the same level.

Boy, do I feel retarded now.

Q: What is better than getting gold in the Special Olympics?
A: Not being retarded.


Now...

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Arguing On The Internet
http://www.weaintcool.com/Articles/argue.html

By - Rosencrantz



I’m sure we have all seen the same picture a thousand times. A mentally retarded boy is so happy to be running his little legs off. He makes his way as fast as he can down the track towards the finish line. Meanwhile someone takes a picture and puts it on the internet. It only takes one genius to find the picture and put this caption on it:

Now if you are like me you look at that picture and laugh your ass off. It isn’t because you are mean and cruel. It isn’t just because the mentally handicapped are a source of internet-nerd humour along with other politically-incorrect topics. It is because that statement couldn’t be more true. Arguing on the internet makes any person look like a complete idiot. It is unavoidable. However, that doesn’t stop anyone from doing it.

I know I frequently get sucked into fighting with people on many chat boards. The most common being the videogame chat board. Each time I post, I KNOW that some jackass is going to try and call me an idiot or prove me wrong. It doesn’t even matter what I am talking about. I could just say, “I like this game. It is fun,” and there would be a 100 replies calling me a moron because there is another game that is exactly the same but much better. In fact, when it comes to that genre of gaming, the game I like is the worst and I must only like it because I am an idiot or just uneducated in the way of videogame greatness.

What can you say to that? You basically can sit there and have all these little 12 year old, know it all, cry-baby bitches cut you down…or you can try to defend yourself. Option 1 is unacceptable because you know that most of those people are losers who have nothing better to do than sit in front of their computer anxiously waiting for the next post. They get a rush from trying to be the first to respond no matter what the topic. If they have nothing to say, they just post some stupid smiley or “LOL” or something equally as pointless. These people are so desperate for contact they never leave the house and meet real people. Their only friends are online personalities who, in this case, are named after game characters.

Your other option is to give into the insanity and try to fight back. You will start off being polite and trying to defend your statement as logically as you possibly can. You will point out that you were not trying to put down any other games or people or system and only trying to state your enjoyment of the game. You will post that message feeling good about yourself because you have helped other people see things from your point of view…or so you thought.

Instead you will end up with even more flame mail. People will ignore your entire post and start arguments about completely unrelated things. They will misread something you wrote and then attack that so fiercely your head will spin. Plus you will get more mail calling you an ignorant, uneducated dumb-ass who should never show their face in public again. Oh yeah, you also suXXors and X-box rules all!

The problem with the internet, as I have said in the past, is that any inbred, dumb-ass and fuck-up can get access. Even schizophrenic, crack head, hobos can go to the nearest library and use the internet these days. People will search out whatever they were interested in at the moment. So if they like videogames, they will go to a videogame site or forum. If they like movies, they will check that out too. These people will make their way to the forum so that they can talk to other people who share their interest.

This all sounds sweet and good. It’s like paradise, especially if your friends don’t like talking about the t

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