I'm voting Republican because...

POSTED BY: Khyron
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KHYRON

Thursday, June 12, 2008 3:48 PM

http://www.imvotingrepublican.com/

I'm voting Republican because Jesus will love me if I do.

Why will you be voting Republican?

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GINOBIFFARONI

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:24 PM

lol

sad thing is you'll probably get at least half the list with the dems too......

Lets party like its 1939

KWICKO

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:33 PM

...because to vote for anyone else would be to hate America!

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock

CHRISISALL

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Khyron:

http://www.imvotingrepublican.com/

*conjures AURaptor watching and asking why anyone thinks it's funny*

isall

KWICKO

Thursday, June 12, 2008 4:52 PM

Quote:
*conjures AURaptor watching and asking why anyone thinks it's funny*

Best line of the day!

Mike

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions

I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock

KHYRON

Thursday, June 12, 2008 5:43 PM

I'm voting Republican because going to airport restrooms to solicit favours from strangers is what good morals and values are all about.

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CHRISISALL

Thursday, June 12, 2008 5:51 PM

I'm voting Republican because if a politician is gonna waste my money anyway, at least I get to see s**t get blown up for it.

Boomstickisall

HERO

Thursday, June 12, 2008 6:21 PM

I'm voting Republican because Ronald Reagan is my hero.

H

MAL4PREZ

Thursday, June 12, 2008 7:51 PM

I'm voting Republican because I'm on Team America: AMERICA! F*CK YEAH!! Comin' again to save the motherf*cking day, YEAH!!!!

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JONGSSTRAW

Thursday, June 12, 2008 7:59 PM

I'll be voting that way too because if the Repub candidate can possibly win, then there's a good chance we'd get to see another classic Alec Baldwin meltdown rant...and those are priceless!

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