KENNEDY HAS A BRAIN TUMOR
POSTED BY: AURaptor
UPDATED: Saturday, June 14, 2008 05:36
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Originally posted by Fletch2:
So you are saying that people with brain damage vote Republican? Are you sure you're not Rue?
No, he's saying that Dems have "Dain Bramage" and that they need serious treatment in order to see the light and correct the error of their ways, lol.
I'd rather go hunting with VP Cheney than go for a ride with Sen. Kennedy. HAHAH! Saw that somewhere today, had to repeat it...c'mon, it's funny ... you know you all laughed a lil' bit. At least if Cheney decides to shoot you in the face it'll be a quick death ... drowning, on the other hand, is ... well, where does that get fun? LOL!
Let's be Bad Guys.
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Originally posted by Storymark:Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:
Last of the utlra Liberal Democrats ? You've GOT to be kidding... Then there's Barack Obama, who rates as THE most Liberal Senator out of the entire Senate.
Golly, gee. Rappy regurgitated a BS rightie talking point without bothering to check the facts.
Will wonders never cease....
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Well, since Barack is so new to the Senate, you can gauge him on his views, or on what he's ACTUALLY voted on. If you go by the latter, there's far less to go by, so there's your discrepancy. Point being, there are still plenty of far Left politicians in D.C., and Kennedy is far from " the last of an era of Ultra Left " wingers.
It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager
" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "
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Originally posted by Kwicko:Quote:
Originally posted by Hero:
I just hope he can get the medical treatment he so desperately needs.
If the remove it I bet he wakes up a Republican. On General Hospital (the source for everything we really need to know about medicine) the brain tumer always causes a personality change. And I'd be willing to bet the next time we see him we'll all hear a little voice saying "the role of Ted Kennedy will now be played by..."
H
Trust me, he'll get better medical treatment than you or I could hope for...
As for waking up a Republican, the only way that happens is if they perform a "republicanectomy" on him, and remove his ethics, morals, and sense of humor while they're taking out the tumor.
Mike
As an appendectomy removes the appendix , an 'republicanectomy' would be removal of that which is or constitutes the republican in him. If that was done, then truly you'd be taking out his ethics, morals, sense of humor and love of country. I doubt Kennedy has been bothered by any of that for quite some time.
It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager
" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "
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Originally posted by Kwicko:
Hmmmm... Looking at that list of symptoms, I'm more worried about our President than I am about Ted Kennedy.
Let's see... Right-left confusion, check (right hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing, as evidenced by his own demonstration of same)... difficulty with writing... Well, I'm not sure he actually even knows how to write, but he sure as hell has difficulty READING and comprehending... Difficulty with math, check (16 trillion dollar debt is NOT a healthy and balanced economy)... difficulty with language, check (as witnessed by Bush's ongoing war with... words)... Inability to perceive objects normally... Well, is Iraq considered an "object", or simply an "objective"?
Yup, looks like li'l Bushie has a tumor of his own!
What are you poor reople going to do after January when you don't have Bush to hate on any more?
"Keep the Shiny side up"
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(Obligatory Snark)
Gee, that explains a lot...
Seriously though, that sucks - I ain't no fan of the guy by any means, but I pay my debts, and Teddy has actually helped us push through some useful (as opposed to knee-jerk feelgood useless) child protective leglisation in spite of the fact that he was somewhat of a freaky boy himself in his youth.
Not to mention a brain tumor is a pretty damned awful way to go, watching Lyle Alzedo quickly deteriorate before he capped it was a definate solidifying factor in my position on death with dignity.
I'd not lay an ounce of blame if he chose that route, but I sure hope he's got another six months in him, if for no other reason than as a roadblock to the lunatics at the helm right now.
Give em the brick wall, Ted, sit down, shut up and let them wonder how much of your mind is still functional, instead of babbling like our idiot in chief revealing how little the coke and booze has left of his every day.
-Frem
It cannot be said enough, those who do not learn from history, are doomed to endlessly repeat it
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What are you poor reople going to do after January when you don't have Bush to hate on any more?
Well, I assume AwwCrapper and "Hero" will still be around...
And when we don't have Bush to "hate on" any more (is that like not having Dick Nixon to kick around any more?), I'm sure some new right-wing jackass will step up to take his place.
Mike
"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions
I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock
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As an appendectomy removes the appendix , an 'republicanectomy' would be removal of that which is or constitutes the republican in him. If that was done, then truly you'd be taking out his ethics, morals, sense of humor and love of country. I doubt Kennedy has been bothered by any of that for quite some time.
Take out the morals, ethics, sense of humor, and "love of country", and what you have left is a Republican.
And come on, seriously? You think only Republicans love their country? Is that why they're so dead-set on destroying it, brick by Constitutional brick? Next you'll be telling us that spying on and informing on your fellow Americans is the only way to be truly patriotic.
In 'Crapter's world, if you love something, turn it in. If it survives the torture, it's innocent; if it doesn't, it didn't love its country anyway...
Mike
"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions
I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock
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You forgot the most important phase of said procedure. Namely, the implantation of testicles.
Vilavon AKA Claude
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Quote:In the rectal Sphincteral orifice.
Originally posted by Vilavon:
You forgot the most important phase of said procedure. Namely, the implantation of testicles.
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
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Originally posted by citizen:Quote:In the rectal Sphincteral orifice.
Originally posted by Vilavon:
You forgot the most important phase of said procedure. Namely, the implantation of testicles.
LMAO!!!!!
Damn, where's the emoty guy rolling on the floor laughing? I can never find him when I need him!
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