Browncoat Bar & Grill - Missing the old and embracing the new

POSTED BY: Kelkhil
UPDATED: Thursday, May 29, 2008 18:08
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KELKHIL

Tuesday, May 20, 2008 2:26 PM

Old Thread: http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=33618&m=611507#611507

Noticed that there have been a lot of new faces here and liking that me Pub is so popular, but I also noticed the missing faces and was tempted to put their faces on milk cartons.

Lets belly up to the Bar Boys and Girls!

A Toast to all our new friends and another for those that are missing!May they come home soon!

So how goes it today folks?

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

GEE

Tuesday, May 20, 2008 2:29 PM

*limps in as quick as he can to claim firsties*

Of all things, I am suffering from the beginnings of a cold.

Any chance of a hot lemon drink Kel?

KELKHIL

Tuesday, May 20, 2008 2:39 PM

*runs in super fast and hooks Gee up with a few lemon drinks, some hot some cold, some so strong they can peel paint*

Not sure what ya wanted so take your pick Gee. Hope you feel better soon. Just got over a cold myown self and man did it suck! On Saturday Laurelin thought I had become Zombified and was about to gain a taste for brains cuz I was so pale.

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

GEE

Tuesday, May 20, 2008 2:49 PM

Hot and strong enough to to peel paint please!

Got a damn maths tutorial tonight, which I'd skip but have a question relating to an assignment and really need my tutors input, hopefully drugs can get me through i!

I was in a room full of toddlers on Sunday so fairly certain I know where it came from.

SPACEANJL

Tuesday, May 20, 2008 2:57 PM

sprog germs are evil - the little critters can take a cold germ and incubate it into ebola!

I'd suggest a whisky toddy, but that might make the maths a bit...erratic.

NVGHOSTRIDER

Tuesday, May 20, 2008 3:26 PM

Ooh. Hot cup of tea laced with American Honey. I had an iced tea with the same last night. MMMMMM.

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Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. -Edgar Allan Poe

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Tuesday, May 20, 2008 5:29 PM

hey drinkers.

*glomps FLT again because she likes RvB*

Anjl, a hot toddy would make the maths fun! Also, if you want a not smut one that's actually got some story to it, the one that's completed is as close to canon as I could make it.

Anyone... want to guess... why I gathered you here... today?
Uh, is it because the war's over and you're sending us home?
That's exactly it, Private. War's over. We won. Turns out you're the big hero. We're gonna hold a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float. And Simmons here is in charge of confetti!
I'm no stranger to sarcasm, sir.

~jimi
Lt. Alexander - Chief Medic / XO Alpha Co. / Logistics & Transportation Specialist - 76th IAB

Was your mom a flaming sword swallower? We could use somebody to replace Donut.

Is she a mean girl, or a regular girl?
Caboose, what did I tell you?
That there are no regular girls.
Exactly.

xBox 360 GamerTag: Swinger420

HOBBLEIT

Tuesday, May 20, 2008 5:33 PM

woo hoo. I actually feel productive today.

And hungry. Must find food

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http://www.myspace.com/muddy_waters
http://www.freewebs.com/hobbleit

MSB

Tuesday, May 20, 2008 7:05 PM

I was productive...now I'm just too tired to care

NV

HUGS Jimi...drunken mathematics?? LOL

Hugs Gee hope you feel better

Kelkhil... diet coke please:)

HUGS Hobbleit go get some food:) That's what I'm about to do

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

KELKHIL

Tuesday, May 20, 2008 8:00 PM

*gets MSB a Diet Coke with Lime*

Hiya MSB.... Got your e-mail, sent ya a PM about it cuz it breaks my IE when I try to open it. Did ya get my PM?

MMmm food.... :drool:

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

STINKINGROSE

Wednesday, May 21, 2008 12:21 AM

Can't talk, HIPPA and a coworker have collided to make my day unventable. Heading for the breakables room with a determined stride, hope it's been restocked recently 'cause I'm rolling up my sleeves on this one.

Barkeep! Please set me up with a vat of the strongest most pleasant tasting thing you know how to make.

MSB

Wednesday, May 21, 2008 12:43 AM

I did get it Kelkhil...HUGS

Rosie..just let us know when you're ready to vent

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

FREELANCERTEX

Wednesday, May 21, 2008 1:28 AM

shiiiiiiiiiny, a new pub. *unleashes the hellhounds, who choose the darkest corners in the bar to relax in*

barkeep, something for the slightly forlorn ones, and sumthin to fend off the raininess of the day...or celebrate it :-P

LEOPARDFLAN

Wednesday, May 21, 2008 2:38 AM

Yay, a new bar! Some root beer to celebrate, por favor

#~%~~*~~~&~~~*~~%~#\/#~%~~*~~~&~~~*~~%~#

Stan: LF! Stuffed LF!
Stan: That didn't sound right.. sorry. I'm not some psycho taxidermist serial killer or anything.

FREELANCERTEX

Wednesday, May 21, 2008 3:46 AM

gaaaah! O_O >.< u know those weird coughs where ur just sittin there, and all of a sudden u get this annoying irritation in ur throat and u keep on coughing even though nothing provoked it? ive got that right now. barkeep, sumthin to burn this thing outta my throat >< whiskey usually helps.

GEE

Wednesday, May 21, 2008 7:35 AM

*limps in, eyes streaming, sniffling with a cold, nauseous from antibiotics and shivering with cold*

Good morning from your favourite bar zombie, hope your all feeling better than me.

*wanders off to dark corner with hot lemon drink and shudders thinking about the planning meeting to come and why he didn't listen to his other half and stay at home today*

HOBBLEIT

Wednesday, May 21, 2008 8:26 AM

Hi all

Bye all

Off to the job centre

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http://www.myspace.com/muddy_waters
http://www.freewebs.com/hobbleit

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Wednesday, May 21, 2008 11:07 AM

mornin' drinkers.

*hugs and chocolate to them that wants 'em*

Anyone seen Emma lately? I know I missed several weeks of everyone's lives, but for some reason she's really on my mind today, and I miss her.

Definitely celebrate the rain. We left the windows open last night so we could listen to it and the thunder, it was nice.

for FLT (and MsB):
[the Red and Blue teams call a truce]
So now we're forced to work together? How ironic.
No, that's not ironic! Ironic would be if we had to work together to hurt each other!
No, ironic would be, if instead of that guy kidnapping Lopez, Lopez kidnapped him.
I think it would be ironic if our guns didn't shoot bullets, but instead squirted a healing salve that cured all wounds.
I think it would be ironic if everyone was made of iron.

*snuggles MsB*

~jimi
Lt. Alexander - Chief Medic / XO Alpha Co. / Logistics & Transportation Specialist - 76th IAB

Was your mom a flaming sword swallower? We could use somebody to replace Donut.

Is she a mean girl, or a regular girl?
Caboose, what did I tell you?
That there are no regular girls.
Exactly.

xBox 360 GamerTag: Swinger420

ZEROKIRYU

Wednesday, May 21, 2008 1:22 PM

*Is happy*

I've got the Death Note screening tonight, and now it looks like School Days may get licensed.

Today is an awesome day...

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LEOPARDFLAN

Wednesday, May 21, 2008 4:00 PM

Yay for the awesome day!

I smell chocolate.... *scarfs all the chocolate Kelkhil put out* Thankee!

#~%~~*~~~&~~~*~~%~#\/#~%~~*~~~&~~~*~~%~#

Stan: LF! Stuffed LF!
Stan: That didn't sound right.. sorry. I'm not some psycho taxidermist serial killer or anything.

MSB

Wednesday, May 21, 2008 4:27 PM

Gee- yes you really should be at home... go there now! HUGS and I hope you feel better

HUGS Jimi...I emailed her yesterday, but she's not responded. Probably busy

Good luck at job center Hobbleit.

HUGS LF

FLT...always celebrate rain. It rained last night here and smelled so delicious plus it's nice and cool today:)

Ah nothing like having someone cook you a fantastic dinner( Chicken Adobo) and then getting a good nights sleep to make things feel better NV for being so sweet

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

HOBBLEIT

Wednesday, May 21, 2008 5:17 PM

I am so annoyed with my friend right now

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http://www.myspace.com/muddy_waters
http://www.freewebs.com/hobbleit

GEE

Wednesday, May 21, 2008 6:50 PM

sorry to hear that Hobleit.

I indeed went home early although not that early and unless something amazing happens I shan't be there tomorrow.

Whose hellhounds are these by the way, I found one gnawing at my leg when I woke up after my nap.

LEOPARDFLAN

Wednesday, May 21, 2008 6:53 PM

They're Tex's, don't mind them.

#~%~~*~~~&~~~*~~%~#\/#~%~~*~~~&~~~*~~%~#

Stan: LF! Stuffed LF!
Stan: That didn't sound right.. sorry. I'm not some psycho taxidermist serial killer or anything.

MSB

Wednesday, May 21, 2008 8:28 PM

Glad you're home...try and rest Gee and feel better HUGS

Hobbleit Why? What did your friend do? Do we need to get the whacking bats and come over?

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

FREELANCERTEX

Wednesday, May 21, 2008 9:39 PM

*has a headache* barkeep, um...sumthin for headaches please.

Quote:
Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess: for FLT (and MsB):
[the Red and Blue teams call a truce]
So now we're forced to work together? How ironic.
No, that's not ironic! Ironic would be if we had to work together to hurt each other!
No, ironic would be, if instead of that guy kidnapping Lopez, Lopez kidnapped him.
I think it would be ironic if our guns didn't shoot bullets, but instead squirted a healing salve that cured all wounds.
I think it would be ironic if everyone was made of iron.

^_^ *hugs jimi* i love you.

Quote:
Originally posted by MSB: FLT...always celebrate rain. It rained last night here and smelled so delicious plus it's nice and cool today:)

ironically, i sleep better during a rainstorm or thunderstorm than i do during a clear night :-P rain is fun.

Quote:
Originally posted by Gee: Whose hellhounds are these by the way, I found one gnawing at my leg when I woke up after my nap.

oh, shit, yeah they're mine. Diavo, Villain, come here.
don't mind them. they won't cause any damage.

MSB

Wednesday, May 21, 2008 9:57 PM

Hey found these nifty new bones at Walmart that work well...meat filled rawhide chews

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

LEOPARDFLAN

Wednesday, May 21, 2008 10:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by freelancertex:

ironically, i sleep better during a rainstorm or thunderstorm than i do during a clear night :-P rain is fun.

I do the exact same thing. Thunder is like a lullaby for me

#~%~~*~~~&~~~*~~%~#\/#~%~~*~~~&~~~*~~%~#

Stan: LF! Stuffed LF!
Stan: That didn't sound right.. sorry. I'm not some psycho taxidermist serial killer or anything.

MSB

Wednesday, May 21, 2008 10:20 PM

psycho taxidermist serial killer??? LOL

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

FREELANCERTEX

Wednesday, May 21, 2008 10:29 PM

huh?

GEE

Wednesday, May 21, 2008 10:35 PM

Dresden refernece which I am feeling smug for getting

FREELANCERTEX

Wednesday, May 21, 2008 10:39 PM

ah. k whatevs :-P

LEOPARDFLAN

Wednesday, May 21, 2008 10:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by freelancertex:
huh?

MSB was looking at my sig. Gotta love Stan for those remarks ^_^

#~%~~*~~~&~~~*~~%~#\/#~%~~*~~~&~~~*~~%~#

Stan: LF! Stuffed LF!
Stan: That didn't sound right.. sorry. I'm not some psycho taxidermist serial killer or anything.

MSB

Wednesday, May 21, 2008 10:48 PM

HUGS ok I am off and out... see you all tomorrow

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

FREELANCERTEX

Wednesday, May 21, 2008 10:52 PM

...ok. :-P

LEOPARDFLAN

Wednesday, May 21, 2008 10:55 PM

^_^

I wanted his middle name comment, but Mobbex beat me to it....

#~%~~*~~~&~~~*~~%~#\/#~%~~*~~~&~~~*~~%~#

Stan: LF! Stuffed LF!
Stan: That didn't sound right.. sorry. I'm not some psycho taxidermist serial killer or anything.

FREELANCERTEX

Wednesday, May 21, 2008 11:10 PM

whats his middle name comment?

LEOPARDFLAN

Thursday, May 22, 2008 12:11 AM

It's-

Stan: Irony is my middle name. Actually... it's Max but I didn't mean literally.

#~%~~*~~~&~~~*~~%~#\/#~%~~*~~~&~~~*~~%~#

Stan: LF! Stuffed LF!
Stan: That didn't sound right.. sorry. I'm not some psycho taxidermist serial killer or anything.

FREELANCERTEX

Thursday, May 22, 2008 3:34 AM

...wow. thats clever...

ZEROKIRYU

Thursday, May 22, 2008 3:37 AM

*Walks in immensely happy*

The movie was awesome^^

And they had a DDR machine in the arcade^^

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HOBBLEIT

Thursday, May 22, 2008 9:06 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by MSB:
Hobbleit Why? What did your friend do? Do we need to get the whacking bats and come over?

that would be good

He's being a selfish moron. We're supposed to be all going to see Indiana Jones today and I said fine as long as it's after my driving lesson; which is at 11:40. I found out last night he's gone and arranged everything so everyone goes on the 11:30 bus and I have to go and catch them up. So basically there's no point me going because I am not wasting £10 to spend 2 hours out just to go home straight after the film has finished because for some reason he refuses to be away from home after 5pm and I don't even have the chance to eat.

So either he compromises somehow or I'm not going.

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http://www.myspace.com/muddy_waters
http://www.freewebs.com/hobbleit

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Thursday, May 22, 2008 11:55 AM

mornin' drinkers.

That sucks Hobbleit. Hopefully you guys were able to work out some sort of compromise.

More goodies to make FLT smile:

Yep, hand to hand combat is the old school way to kill your foes. It dates back to the honored tradition when combatants respected one another. Killing a man with your bare hands says, "We're all equals as men, except I'm slightly more equal cause I'm still alive and your dead." Of course dropping a nuke them for 50,000 ft is also totally acceptable. I mean lets face it. There's just not enough time in this busy world to show everyone the courtesy of a good strangling.
See, that right there is why society is going right down hill. Everyone's in such a hurry these days.

*snuggles MsB*

~jimi
Lt. Alexander - Chief Medic / XO Alpha Co. / Logistics & Transportation Specialist - 76th IAB

Was your mom a flaming sword swallower? We could use somebody to replace Donut.

Is she a mean girl, or a regular girl?
Caboose, what did I tell you?
That there are no regular girls.
Exactly.

xBox 360 GamerTag: Swinger420

FREELANCERTEX

Thursday, May 22, 2008 4:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by ZeroKiryu: And they had a DDR machine in the arcade^^

O_O ..............

*Teleports to location. grabs zero. teleports back to arcade* I haven't played DDR in forever, and i hate doing it alone :-P more fun with more ppl ^_^ dontya think?

barkeep, i could use some eats to go along with my coffee plz :)

*glomps RIMG*

MSB

Thursday, May 22, 2008 4:50 PM

Whacking stick it is Hobbleit... what a jerk. So basically everyone has to conform to his schedule and despite knowing you couldn't make it at that time he went ahead with it?? OK smacking time!!!
And what's with the home by 5pm thing... is it his curfew or does he have oddly time sensitive agoraphobia?

OK really not in the mood to work today

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Thursday, May 22, 2008 4:54 PM

You know what? Forget what I said before. We can *definitely* pick up chicks in this thing. Probably two or three chicks apiece.
Oh man, listen to you. What are you going to do with two chicks?
Church, women are like Voltron. The more you can hook up, the better it gets.

EDIT: I am a MORON. It took me until now to understand FLT's name. Wow.

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Thursday, May 22, 2008 6:25 PM

this made me laugh:

Hi, I'm Private Church from the popular web-series, Red vs. Blue.
And I'm Private Dick Simmons.
As dozens of you already know, the winter Olympics recently came to a close.
According to ratings information, less and less people are watching the Olympics. We at Red vs. Blue would like to help fix this situation.
The biggest problem is that the Olympics only happen once every four years. Nobody has an attention span that long, and it has to compete with all the other boring things that happen every four years.
The Olympics always make a big deal about amateur status but most of the events dont even have a professional equivilent. Seriously, have you ever heard of a curler going pro? And isn't a professional bi-athelete really just a James Bond villain?
And the names dont make any sense. Why is it called curling? Was stupid rock push too long to put on the program? And doesn't the word biathalon just mean competing in two things?
It does? Man, my training program has been all wrong.
This year the Olympics added speed skating team pursuit which is basically three teammates racing at a time instead of just one. Wow, that means you can hate watching an event in one third the time. Here's a tip: if you add a person into a staring contest, it doesn't suddenly become the Super Bowl.
Ok, well instead of just criticizing the Games I think we should concentrate on making the current Olympic events more fun to watch.
You bet your bobsled. There's nothing wrong with the Olympics that modern science can't fix.
Right, like using aerodynamic computer modeling to develop better ski jumping technique.
No, like replacing the skis with heat-seeking missles and the jumping with exploding.
Well that seems a little extreme. How would you improve curling?
Replace the big rocks with grenades.
Figure skating?
Landmines.
Downhill skiing?
Laser gates.
Speed skating?
Everyone gets a bayonet.
Snowboarding?
Fewer hippies. And add polar bears. In fact, every event could use more polar bears.
Ok, well, what about the luge?
Ahh, allow me to demonstrate. Let's suppose Grif over there is our lugey. Alright Grif, just like we rehearsed it!
Yeah, I'm going for the gold! (shot with rocket) Tell Michelle Kwan I always loved her!
(after blowing up luge athlete Grif) I call it, "Rocket Luge". In Europe, it's called the space program.

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I also think we should give medals out to the losers.
You want to give the symbols of Olympic victory to losers? That doesn't sound very much like you, Sarge. So what would it be? Gold, silver, bronze, and...?
Enriched Uranium! The losers will be forced to wear radioactive isotopes, making sure they die the excruciatingly slow and painful death they deserve! I also think if you beat a country in an event, you get to keep it. Or at least burn it down.
Yeah, that's the Olympic spirit.

MSB

Thursday, May 22, 2008 6:41 PM

Ok I just laughed so hard I spit water on my keyboard....

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

FREELANCERTEX

Thursday, May 22, 2008 8:35 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess: You know what? Forget what I said before. We can *definitely* pick up chicks in this thing. Probably two or three chicks apiece.
Oh man, listen to you. What are you going to do with two chicks?
Church, women are like Voltron. The more you can hook up, the better it gets.

EDIT: I am a MORON. It took me until now to understand FLT's name. Wow.

LOLZ!!!!! It's okay, i still love you ^_^

love the olympics bit, i remember all those clips on the dvds XD

MSB: just don't choke okay? :-P lol

CHANNAIN

Thursday, May 22, 2008 9:11 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
Noticed that there have been a lot of new faces here and liking that me Pub is so popular, but I also noticed the missing faces and was tempted to put their faces on milk cartons.

*looks around*

I'm not missing, I'm sitting right here.

*pours very fresh wine*

Cheers!

Doing the impossible makes us mighty
Minnesota Browncoats
http://www.mnfirefly.com/portal/html/index.php

MSB

Thursday, May 22, 2008 9:14 PM

Ok I grant that you aren't currently missing..

HUGS FLT... it was the Bond Villain thing that got me.

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

MAGDALENA

Thursday, May 22, 2008 10:51 PM

Hello to all those I don't know and much glampage to those I do and have missed! I am sorry... I have been remiss in my keeping-in-touch with you all!

May I have a Bailey's with icecream twin brother dearest? I am sleepy and going to bed and going to phone my man in Boston, but a soothing sip of cold and creamy Baileys over slowly melting icecream would be wonderful!

I love you all, and I'll try to pop in over the weekend! Mwaaaaah

CPT Magda Martin, CO of India Co. (Australasia)
www.myspace.com/lady_magdalena
www.crazypurplewombat.blogspot.com
www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=603506986

ZEROKIRYU

Friday, May 23, 2008 3:03 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by freelancertex:
Quote:
Originally posted by ZeroKiryu: And they had a DDR machine in the arcade^^

O_O ..............

*Teleports to location. grabs zero. teleports back to arcade* I haven't played DDR in forever, and i hate doing it alone :-P more fun with more ppl ^_^ dontya think?

Oh, it so is!

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FREELANCERTEX

Friday, May 23, 2008 4:39 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by MSB: HUGS FLT... it was the Bond Villain thing that got me.

lolz. that whole effing series is great XD the extras are even better :-P

*DDRs with Zero* barkeep, im gonna need some gatorade or powerade (preferably powerade, tastes better :-P), cuz this is totally burnin me out. so great ^_^

FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNESSSSSSSSS

ZEROKIRYU

Friday, May 23, 2008 7:07 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by freelancertex:
*DDRs with Zero* barkeep, im gonna need some gatorade or powerade (preferably powerade, tastes better :-P), cuz this is totally burnin me out. so great ^_^

FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNESSSSSSSSS

I never knew we had one of these in here....But okay, whatever.

And yes, Powerade is sooo much better than Gatorade!!

Sooo much fun! ^^

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"BANG.....If I was Kira, you'd be dead now."

GEE

Friday, May 23, 2008 10:54 AM

*wanders in*

*collapses in corner*

*sleeps*

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Friday, May 23, 2008 11:35 AM

mornin' drinkers.

Yes, I am a huge huge fan of the series too. I think either Tucker or Grif are my favorite, though I do like Sarge a lot too.

*gets Magda her Bailey's and ice cream and some Powerade for the DDRers*

Are you familiar with turducken?
Yeah, thats what I do when I go to the monkey house and make them mad.
It's a chicken in a duck in a turkey.
You know, because the holiday isn't quite gluttonous enough on its own.
Sounds awesome, is that what we're having?
Nope. Although impressive, I decided they stopped short when designing the turducken.
Yeah. They seem like real underachievers there.
So I decided to make my own variety.
What's that, a polecat stuffed in a possum?
Nope, first we start with a hummingbird-
A what?
Put that in a sparrow, stuff them both in a corrinsh hen, then put that in a chicken. Put all that in a duck, then a turkey, then in a bigger turkey.
Two turkeys?
Hey, it's Thanksgiving. Put that in a penguin, stuff that in a peacock, then an eagle, shove it all in an albatross, then an emu, next comes an ostrich, then a leopard! Put all that in a pterodactyl, and then stuff it in a Boeing 747.
Cool. I get a wing.
I call the turbine.
Alright! Hunker up boys, hey Grif! What kinda meat do you like? First class, or coach?
You know if we cook this thing at three hundred and fifty degrees at ten minutes a pound, it's not gonna be done for 11 years.
That's why we're going to deep fry. (Oil Tanker Horn) There's the oil now!
What was the leopard for?
Presentation.

*steps out on the deck to smoke*

*snuggles MsB*
*snuggles Magda*
*snuggles Whims in case she shows up today*

~jimi
Lt. Alexander - Chief Medic / XO Alpha Co. / Logistics & Transportation Specialist - 76th IAB

xBox 360 GamerTag: Swinger420

FREELANCERTEX

Friday, May 23, 2008 4:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Gee: *wanders in*

*collapses in corner*

*sleeps*

O_o u okay, Gee?

RIMG: that was probably one of the most messed up conversations of the series XD so confusing like "wtf does this have to do with anything?"
caboose is definitely my favorite ^_^ poor thing. i like church a lot, and sarge, cuz he's just classic XD

"You told me it was another arm." *sobs*

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Friday, May 23, 2008 6:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by freelancertex:
"You told me it was another arm." *sobs*

*snikker*

Hey everyone, this is just a reminder that Sunday is Towel Day. Show your love and carry your favorite towel with you everywhere you go.

exerpt on towels from the Guide:
A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a bush, but very, very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

An in leaving for the weekend, I present a holiday Red vs. Blue dialog that has a Browncoat element to it:

Hey everyone! You know, it's this time of year our thoughts turn to our family and our friends.
That's why we here at Red Versus Blue want to wish every one of you a very merry Chris-
Hold it right there, guys!
Doc, stop interrupting our holiday message.
Uh, yeah. Listen guys, you should really know the holidays can be one of the most offensive times of the year.
Offensive? Holidays are awesome! You get tons of Christmas presents, and you get a bunch of candy canes!
But just think about how exclusionary that statement is to people that don't celebrate Christmas! Or to dentists, or to people who use canes!
Huh. I never looked at it that way.
Oh come on. I suppose you want to chicken out and just say Happy Holidays?
Yeah, I don't know. Holidays implies holy. Some people aren't religious at all! Also the word happy might be insensitive to people who suffer from depression.
What?
He's right, you know. Each year, clinical depression affects millions of Americans.
Don't say Americans!
Oops, right, you're right. Sorry. [Grif just stares at Doc]
What? It's a global platform!

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What're you knuckle-heads yackin' about? I thought I ordered you to have yule-tide cheer! I don't see any yules, now get to yulein'!
The Grinch over there is tellin' us we can't do the holiday message.
What in Sam Hell? What Commie told ya that? I'll kick him in his Kringle. I'll punch him in his holly

STINKINGROSE

Friday, May 23, 2008 11:58 PM

Robert Asprin died.

He went out reading a Terry Pratchett book.

That's how I wanna go: with a good laugh, or at least a wry smile.

(Okay, I don't really want to go, and I'm from more of the overdose by chocolate and good sex school.. but if you have to go out reading it doesn't get much better...)

Raise your glasses and go read Phule's Company.

SPACEANJL

Saturday, May 24, 2008 4:36 PM

Bob Asprin? The Commandammit of the Dorsai Very Irregular? Hell. That's the man that convinced me that puns were an art form if done properly. (I love Aahz.)

Guess we'll myth him.

LEOPARDFLAN

Saturday, May 24, 2008 4:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
Hey everyone, this is just a reminder that Sunday is Towel Day. Show your love and carry your favorite towel with you everywhere you go.

exerpt on towels from the Guide:
A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a bush, but very, very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

Squee!!!!!! *glomps RIMG for knowing about The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy*

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Stan: LF! Stuffed LF!
Stan: That didn't sound right.. sorry. I'm not some psycho taxidermist serial killer or anything.

WHIMSICALNBRAINPAN

Saturday, May 24, 2008 7:41 PM

I always carry a towel with me because of that series. Of course the one time I didn't have it with me I needed it.

*hugs MsB and Magda*

*snuggles Jimi*

The season of the faded singal is upon me so I might vanish for periods of time. Well, it's not like I haven't been doing that anyway I guess.

To my shiny Browncoat friends. I'll be around when I can get on.

"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle."
http://whimsicalnbrainpan.blogspot.com/
http://www.myspace.com/whimsicalnbrainpan

MSB

Saturday, May 24, 2008 7:55 PM

HUGS Whims and clings tight.... no no no fading signal

LOL HUGS Jmi... towels are essential elements of life

Rosie...I will now have to read one of those books to see why we miss him:)

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

MAGDALENA

Saturday, May 24, 2008 10:18 PM

*Bounds in and snuggle hugs Jimi-bear, MsB & Rosie & clings to/snuggle hugs Whimsy!

Hello my wonderful friends! I am very sleepy and I need to make sure I have a clean towel for tomorrow... see I did know it was international (universal?) towel day tomorrow! I wonder what they'll think of it at my new, very traditional church in the little village nearby?

I miss you guys and cannot wait for D*C so I can hug you all for real! Does Little Albatross come in here much these days?

*blows kisses to Gee* Sorry, Honey - I do so hope you're feeling much better very soon... it sucks that you're ill on a long weekend! I'd hug you too, but I don't want to share your ick...

Sorry I have to hug and run, but it's late and I need some sleep... the sun wakes me early these days and I tend to conk out earlier than I used to... sad... isn't it?

*slurps up her Baileys and icecream, depoits Baileys flavoured kisses on her favourite folk - who know who they are - and slips out again*

CPT Magda Martin, CO of India Co. (Australasia)
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www.crazypurplewombat.blogspot.com
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MSB

Saturday, May 24, 2008 10:59 PM

HUGS her beloved big sis night.... soon Magda...miss you:)

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

FREELANCERTEX

Sunday, May 25, 2008 1:36 AM

S-hey.
G-yeah.
S-You ever wonder why we're here?
G-It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it? Why ARE we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence or, is there really a God, watching everything, you know, with a plan for us and stuff? I dunno man, but it keeps me up at night.
S-.....WHAT? I mean why are we out HERE in this canyon?
G-Oh I....yeah.
S-Who wants to talk about God?
G-uhhh, huh? nothing.
S-do you wanna talk about it?
G-No.
S-You sure?
G-yeah.
S-Seriously though, why are we out here? As far as I can tell, it's just a boxed canyon in the middle of nowhere, with no way in or out.
G-Mhmm.
S-the only reason we set up a red base here, is because they have a blue base over there. and the only reason they have a blue base over there, is because we have a red base here.
G-yeah, that's because we're fighting each other.
S-Nonono, but I mean, even if we were to pull out today, and they were to come take our base, they would have TWO bases in the middle of a boxed canyon. whoop-de-fucking-do.

sry, dunno how to do font colors :-P

barkeep, rootbeer float please

FREELANCERTEX

Monday, May 26, 2008 2:26 AM

*bumps thread*

barkeep, um...iced tea i guess, please ^_^

VERSEEXPLORER

Monday, May 26, 2008 11:57 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
Noticed that there have been a lot of new faces here and liking that me Pub is so popular, but I also noticed the missing faces and was tempted to put their faces on milk cartons.

A Toast to all our new friends and another for those that are missing! May they come home soon!

Hey, Kelhil, it's been awhile since I've stopped by. Seems like I have more time on holiday weekends when everyone else is out and about. I've only got a day and a half of school left, so maybe I can stop by more often this summer.

*grabs a coke and relaxes in a comfy chair*

STINKINGROSE

Monday, May 26, 2008 8:28 PM

mmm Bailey's flavoured kisses.

We grilled for lunch today, it was warm and sunny.

My sister was supposed to come over with the kids and spouse.
There was a misunderstanding.
She thought it was dinner, and I thought it was lunch.
She's bringing only 1 kidlet, and it's dinner, but we're about to get hit with thunderboomers. Possibly severe ones with a chance of hail this evening.
(The clouds stay up in the sky where they belong and do not form into interesting funnel-y shapes and waltz across the landscape hereabouts so I'm not worried much.)

FREELANCERTEX

Monday, May 26, 2008 10:31 PM

by thunderboomers i'm assuming a major massive thunderstorm? fun.
just dont expect to be toastin marshrellows in the rain :-P

LEOPARDFLAN

Tuesday, May 27, 2008 12:51 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by freelancertex:
sry, dunno how to do font colors :-P

barkeep, rootbeer float please

Tex- Font colors are simple, basic html code, < font color="orange" > (for example) < /font > without the spaces. You can spell out certain, common colors, like orange, green, etc.; but for rare-er colors, or if you want a custom shade, you have to use hex code.

And a rootbeer float sounds awesome right now, I'd like a calorie-free one, por favor ^_^

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Stan: LF! Stuffed LF!
Stan: That didn't sound right.. sorry. I'm not some psycho taxidermist serial killer or anything.

FREELANCERTEX

Tuesday, May 27, 2008 5:55 AM

testing

whoa it worked :-P but how does RIMG get the grif orange, cuz grif isnt really orange hes like a golden off-yellow (pure yellow is Sister, Grif is most definitely like an orange-yellow).... O_o and the different shades of blue :-P riddle me this batman

EMMARIGBY

Tuesday, May 27, 2008 11:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
mornin' drinkers.

*hugs and chocolate to them that wants 'em*

Anyone seen Emma lately? I know I missed several weeks of everyone's lives, but for some reason she's really on my mind today, and I miss her.

That's so sweet! Thanks so much for thinking of me.

Sorry I've been so quiet recently. I go through phases of manic activity where I chat and am sociable and then slump into unresponsiveness where I only grunt if prodded

(by the way, MsB, thanks for the prodding!)

I am trying to claw my way out of a bit of a slump (nothing in particular, just overworked and my doggie died) am now determined to catch up with everyone on the boards.

Stand by for mass posting....

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Hissssssssss!

EMMARIGBY

Tuesday, May 27, 2008 2:26 PM

Then again I could reappear only to kill the thread!

Hello?! Anyone?! I would love to be entertained with more RedvsBlue or Douglas Adams funnies!

___________________
Hissssssssss!

LEOPARDFLAN

Tuesday, May 27, 2008 2:37 PM

You know, there is a certain trick to flying. The trick is to throw yourself to the ground and miss

Only here for half an hour, because I get to go shopping! And I have $127 to spend!!

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Stan: LF! Stuffed LF!
Stan: That didn't sound right.. sorry. I'm not some psycho taxidermist serial killer or anything.

YELLOWJACKET

Tuesday, May 27, 2008 3:08 PM

It's a lazy morning, so I'm pondering on my upcoming shindig and stopping by for a drink.

FREELANCERTEX

Tuesday, May 27, 2008 6:34 PM

barkeep, some coffee for my shiny new browncoat mug i just got from cafepress ^_^

MSB

Tuesday, May 27, 2008 6:41 PM

Em you didn't kill the thread I was just entirely to lazy to log on all weekend as we spent the weekend relaxing and doing almost nothing. It was great HUGS EM

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

DESKTOPHIPPIE

Tuesday, May 27, 2008 7:29 PM

...okay, seriously now. Who the heck put my photo on this milk carton???

Banners, Avatars, LJ Icons and other fun stuff at www.desktophippie.com

MSB

Tuesday, May 27, 2008 9:56 PM

Hey...who knew you drank milk??

HUGS DTH how are you sweety?

Ok site all funky...sigh

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

ZEROKIRYU

Tuesday, May 27, 2008 11:02 PM

I have no energy...

Coffee, Bawls, anything that'll give me energy please. There's cleaning that needs to be done...

____________________________________________
"No one would ever try to die on such a beautiful day. I know, you were trying to make yoursel taller, right? My father would often try to make himself taller. Whenever the debt collectors called and when the company went out of business he tried to make himself taller. And my mother also tried to make herself taller that one time when..."
"Uh...I believe you're slightly mistaken..."

LEOPARDFLAN

Wednesday, May 28, 2008 2:09 AM

I went shopping with $127, and I came back with 39 cents....

List of what I bought:
~A gorgeous scarf, all red and orange and pink with a few flowers- looks kinda Hawaiian...
~Rainbow and black checkered wrist band
~An anhk pendant
~Handcuff earrings
~Neon orange nail polish ^_^
~A beautiful teal tube top (when I saw it, it called, what can I say?)
~A beaded curtain featuring a frog on a lily (it was either that or a snake)
~Three coin pouches with Oriental designs (one orange, one green, one black)
~Two Jones sodas- one for me and one for Dani
~And $42 worth of candy

The candy happened by accident, there was a new candy store that just opened, and since I never get to shop for candy.... it was putting a kid in a candy store, almost literally ^_^

And yes, zero, I'll share a little, because I'm feeling nice due to the sugar rush Oh, and I like your new avatar. Very shiny ^_^

Meep meep! *starts running around the place super-fast*

*collapses in a heap and starts snoring*

#~%~~*~~~&~~~*~~%~#\/#~%~~*~~~&~~~*~~%~#

Stan: LF! Stuffed LF!
Stan: That didn't sound right.. sorry. I'm not some psycho taxidermist serial killer or anything.

GEE

Wednesday, May 28, 2008 8:47 AM

*somnambulates into bar*

hey all,

rough weekend, lurgified then at a funeral yesterday and struggling for motivation somewhat today.

Good to see you backs ems! Just out of interest, did you get my text? Only ask as I have been know to What ho random old ladies in a PG Woodhouse style through miss-dialing.

*wanders off to the corner to sleep, borrowing a hell hound for warmth*

EMMARIGBY

Wednesday, May 28, 2008 12:31 PM

Hello sleepy ones!

Gee, sorry, didn't get text as have lost my phone. Been missing, presumed eaten, for 3 weeks now! Can't even ring it and hold my ear to the (other) dog's stomach as the battery will be long dead!

I'd love it if you could drop me a PM to say what it was I missed!

Leopardflan:
That sounds like a fantastically eccentric shopping spree. I'd love a shopping buddy like you. In fact I'd love to go shopping properly. Not been into a shop in about 3 months (online shopping doesn't count!)

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Hissssssssss!

GEE

Wednesday, May 28, 2008 12:52 PM

Eurrghh!

*looks for his enthusiasm*

nope, got nothing.

*sleeps*

EMMARIGBY

Wednesday, May 28, 2008 12:58 PM

Ah! Bless. Don't 'ee look peaceful.

*Covers Gee with a blanket and puts a drink by his elbow then tiptoes off*

___________________
Hissssssssss!

YELLOWJACKET

Wednesday, May 28, 2008 3:19 PM

This place needs a jukebox or a string plucker. I'm in the mood for something from the rim played quietly in the background.

ZEROKIRYU

Wednesday, May 28, 2008 4:21 PM

*Takes some candy*

Thanks...She went crazy and fell asleep...

Last time I went shopping with over $127 I came back home with six volumes of anime and an empty wallet...Good times...

And I just found out that I'm going out of town for a wedding in about two weeks, and apparently I've known about this for a month, but this is the first time I've ever heard about it. I don't really think I want to go...

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"No one would ever try to die on such a beautiful day. I know, you were trying to make yoursel taller, right? My father would often try to make himself taller. Whenever the debt collectors called and when the company went out of business he tried to make himself taller. And my mother also tried to make herself taller that one time when..."
"Uh...I believe you're slightly mistaken..."

LEOPARDFLAN

Wednesday, May 28, 2008 4:31 PM

*wakes up*
*grabs another handful of candy...*

Zero- At least at weddings, they have cakes

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Stan: LF! Stuffed LF!
Stan: That didn't sound right.. sorry. I'm not some psycho taxidermist serial killer or anything.

YELLOWJACKET

Wednesday, May 28, 2008 4:38 PM

And, generally speaking, it leans towards 'favorable' cake.

EMMARIGBY

Wednesday, May 28, 2008 4:47 PM

What might favorable cake be? Does it grant favours? Oooh, is it magic cake?!

If you found a slice of magic cake that granted 3 wishes, what would they be.

It's a serious question and one that demands pondering. After all, you don't want to be caught unprepared if this ever happened to you.

(It is just possible that I have gone a little strange through lack of sleep. Hopefully I'll be more sane tomorrow. Nighty night folks!)

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Hissssssssss!

NAVYSEILS

Wednesday, May 28, 2008 4:51 PM

The cake is a lie...

and hello peeps of the bar, I've been loving the RvB quotes, I've been a big fan of that series since it startedi have them all downloaded, but I really want to buy the boxset they made up. I might just need to sacrifice lunch a for a few weeks and save up.

YELLOWJACKET

Wednesday, May 28, 2008 5:19 PM

I saw the boxed set on DVD for $18.00 at Sam's Club just last week, so we gave our copy to friend's who haven't seen them and bought the whole thing again.

ZEROKIRYU

Wednesday, May 28, 2008 5:21 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Navyseils:
The cake is a lie...

Damn, he got to it before I could...

How are you Navy, it's been awhile since we've talked. Work still screwing around with your hours?

Hmmm, one of my wishes would be for the takeover to go smoothly, I don't want any unnecessary bloodshed.

Oh! And a full Geneon rescue please!

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"No one would ever try to die on such a beautiful day. I know, you were trying to make yoursel taller, right? My father would often try to make himself taller. Whenever the debt collectors called and when the company went out of business he tried to make himself taller. And my mother also tried to make herself taller that one time when..."
"Uh...I believe you're slightly mistaken..."

MSB

Wednesday, May 28, 2008 9:12 PM

Well here goes nothing.... attempt at posting

Em- can't believe you lost your cell phone in a dog

Cake never lies:)

HUGS Gee

Navy...absolutely not mister... now you go pick that lunch up and eat it:)

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

GEE

Wednesday, May 28, 2008 9:52 PM

*finishes assingment*

*somnambulates into the bar once more*

*passes out*

NAVYSEILS

Wednesday, May 28, 2008 10:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by MSB:
Navy...absolutely not mister... now you go pick that lunch up and eat it:)

But, but...the DVDs, I need them. The comedy contained within will sustain me.

MSB

Wednesday, May 28, 2008 10:30 PM

Um sweety you keep up this punishing lack of nutritional intake and the only thing sustaining you will be life support.... now steal the dvd's from someone or download them and go eat

HUGS Gee...get some sleep

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Ain't Love GRAND!!!

FREELANCERTEX

Wednesday, May 28, 2008 10:42 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by DesktopHippie: ...okay, seriously now. Who the heck put my photo on this milk carton???

eh? O_o

*brandishes chain of command mug* i'm still so happy about getting this ^_^ cafepress needs to have travel mugs so i can have this on a travel mug too :-P

so how's everyone?

MAGDALENA

Wednesday, May 28, 2008 10:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by MSB:
Um sweety you keep up this punishing lack of nutritional intake and the only thing sustaining you will be life support.... now steal the dvd's from someone or download them and go eat!

What she said! Now don't make me come up there and have to deal with you young man! I am nanny... hear me roar!

And I am on the same piece of land as you right now... in the same kingdom, if you consider it's united and all...

And I hope you're tucked up in bed Emma - I don't want to have to punish you either young lady!

Gee... turn yourself around and sonambulate back to bed this instant!

Right! I think I have the residents of Great Britain under control... It's so good to know things are pretty much as they ought to be here in the bar!

*hugs her li'l sis, leaves special snuggles for Jimi, blows kisses to all her friends, grabs a nightcap and heads to bed herself!*

'Night all!

CPT Magda Martin, CO of India Co. (Australasia)
www.myspace.com/lady_magdalena
www.crazypurplewombat.blogspot.com
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