Ten things I learned from watching Firefly
POSTED BY: Lerxst
UPDATED: Saturday, November 13, 2010 12:04
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he's ten things we have learnt about the alliance
1) there evil
2) there the goverment (which proves there evil)
3)there flashy and vain (check out there guns and ships)
4) they dont believe in reavers untill they meet them and get eaten (ha ha ha haaaa)
5) they have top secret projects (like lab grown organs and psychic assassins
6) they have assasins (check out the movie)
7) they want the verse but dont want to get involved in the verse (they never help anyone or are around when wanted)
8)Reaver ships kick their ships asses
9) the only good fed (alliance officer/soldier) is a good dead fed
10) oh and did i mention? THERE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!
Play with the best die like the rest
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1.if you are on a firefly class ship therir are 3 switchs that can make anything work
2. when you and yours arrive in the nick of time that sir makes you god dam heros
3.ice snaks cant be eatin by super mind reading genuses
4. learing chines can be very usefulll
5.never trust goverment schools fore the gifted
6.saty away from anythin that will rapeu eat u the where u
7 if ur lucky they do thata in that order
8.never let a sheperd let his hair down
9.no power in the'verse can stop me
10. a show my be be cancelled by some big heads who run it in the wrong orde then it can be made to a a successfull big screen move
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Originally posted by duckrangler:Quote:
Prairie harpies make fantastic mechanics.
Kaylee is many things, but "harpy" ain't one of them!
Mark
aw..so protective...=D
*giggles* Mal calls her that in Out of Gas when she's introduced to him...humping the other mechanic and snatching his job inside of 5 minutes:) Whatta grrl *sigh*
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It's okay to run around a spaceship barefoot, but if you fall and die the captain won't clean it up.
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Well, here's 19- a round, solid number, don't cha think? 
. These aren't in any particular order...
1~ There's a bunch of bothersome nooks in Fireflys
2~ Apparently smugglers like Fireflys for just that reason
3~ Not telling Tracy the plan ends with him holding Kaylee hostage
4~ It also ends in Tracy getting shot
5~ The Bible is broken
6~ Calling Badger a psychotic lowlife is an insult to the psychotic lowlife community
7~ Mal would like to be king of all londinium, and wear a shiny hat
8~ When there's local color happening, grand entrances don't go amiss
9~ Kaylee has trouble recalling some of the captains previous plans
10~ Sanguine means hopeful and bloody
11~ Jayne is like a trained ape. Only, you know, without the training
12~ Wash is a large, semi-muscular man who can take it
13~ Jayne wondered why the crew ordered a dead guy
14~ Jayne doesn't want to explode
15~ Jayne also thinks River's in Congress
16~ Which causes Wash to wonder how Jayne ever learned speech
17~ Simon can't keep track of River
18~ Jayne scares the women
19~ If the witch you're trying to burn is the crew's witch, you'd best cut her down
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Stan: LF! Stuffed LF!
Stan: That didn't sound right.. sorry. I'm not some psycho taxidermist serial killer or anything.
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The Alliance will leave no stone....nor place mat..unturned 'till they find their man..
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Ah yes the place mats. I wonder what the purple belly thought was hidden underneath it?
1. I learned it is smarter to puke apple bits
on someone elses bed instead of your own.
2. Before place someone in an airlock against
their will you should knock them out with a
1-1/2 inch wrench left lying around by your
mechanic.
3. Leave guns strategically placed around the
ship so if you get shot they are easy to reach
to surprise the people who shot you with it.
4. Bobblehead doll capers do not bring in much of
a profit.
5. Jayne looks cunning in orange caps.
6. Dress up your favorite weapon and it will
serve you well. It also pays to give it a nice
name like Vera.
7. If she shot you once she is probably going to
shot you again.
8. It takes less than a pound of force to pierce
human flesh with a shiny sword.
8. Hodgeberries are good to eat.
10. It is a nothing part until you need one.
http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=28764731
Traveler
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If someone doesn't want to listen to reason, it's perfectly okay to through them through the engine.
Mike
"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence[sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero, Real World Event Discussions
I can't help the sinking feeling that my country is now being run by people who read "1984" not as a cautionary tale, but rather as an instruction manual. - Michael Mock
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Just one.
Inara: I'm not sleeping with you. We have a strictly businesslike relationship.
Mal had sex with Nandi: cry....
I'm leaving.
Women are decievers and dishonest.
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OK, I'm slower than the rest, but here's my #2:
Sometimes it's OK to "Clear" AFTER defribrillation. And maybe funnier. But keep a straight face.
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