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The Other Other Caption Game Round 12: The Dirty Dozen

POSTED BY: daveshayne
UPDATED: Wednesday, May 21, 2008 22:12
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Friday, May 9, 2008 6:39 PM

My weekend is about to get way hectic with my brainiac nephew graduation from rocket scientist school so I'm'a have to call this vote closed. Ladies and menfolk we have ourselves a tie between these two worthy captions:



Dockat gave us:

Mal: You think it was me that was trying on your dresses, Inara? Me? I'm shocked and hurt! Most likely Saffron here...I'd never....

Inara: Save the denials, Mal, Jayne saw you...

While Darkjester sugested:

MAl: I have to wear the Flaming Tutu of Shame for HOW LONG???

Congratulations to both of you.

Now on to round twelve with this moment on the bridge:



Have fun while I'm busy.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

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Friday, May 9, 2008 6:50 PM

Thanks Dave! A winner at last....! Have a great weekend.

Ok, here's my first offering for our next caption comp:

Book: The engines cannae take it, Cap'n!

You are beholden to no man

http://worldofhiglet.blogspot.com/

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Friday, May 9, 2008 9:18 PM

congrats to the winners

Quote:






BOOK: "Oh my!"
ZOE: "Sir, since the heist your running around the ship naked is getting out of hand!"
MAL (off screen): "What? It's just great. There's a whole airflow to it!"
JAYNE: "Did anyone say something about 'naked'?"

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Friday, May 9, 2008 11:09 PM



Book: That's not a moon, that's a Space Station.

Zoe: It's too big to be a Space Station.

Jayne: I've got a baaaad feeling about this.

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DON'T FREAK OUT

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Saturday, May 10, 2008 12:52 AM

Hey, cool! First time I've gotten past "Honourable Mention" (and that was for a really bad pun).




Book: You guysh arrrre the GREATESHT! Annnn... annd I love you! Looove! Yoooooo!

Zoe: Jayne! Did you tell the shepherd he had to use sacramental tequila again?

Jayne (backing out):Nope - wasn't me! *snicker*



MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

http://www.fireflytalk.com - Big Damn Podcast

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Saturday, May 10, 2008 1:19 AM

Gratz, doc and DJ!
And also the brainiac neph!!!

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ZOE: That's only half the results up, Shepherd,
and your blood chemistry's already not lookin'
too good.
BOOK: Not asking to be allowed to fly the ship,
Zoe, only to have a little civilized discussion
with Mr. Niska.
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I has myspace -
(God bless the child who has his own, dave...)

bun
Frisky Browncoat
Bastards singed my turtle

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Sunday, May 11, 2008 2:42 AM

Gratz DJ and Doc!!!



Life after Wash.

Zoe: Wake up shepherd!!!
Jayne: Goramit Grandpa! S’posed to land on Whitefall not slam into to it.


OR


As Book struggled, Zoe was more determined than ever to win this week's stare down.


OR


Zoe: (whispering) Here comes Jayne with that awful creation …on his head of all places.
Book: I’m trying to not to stare at it.


OR


"Where's Jayno"

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Sunday, May 11, 2008 3:12 AM



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(following my previous theme)
ZOE: OK, try it bigger this time.
BOOK: That top one is an E -- I think...
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ZOE: What is that????
BOOK: Looks like a -- shark???
JAYNE (entering): Anyone mind my asking why we're underwater?
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
"He was absurd, but then who isn't?"

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Sunday, May 11, 2008 3:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FloralBunny:
ZOE: OK, try it bigger this time.
BOOK: That top one is an E -- I think...



lol

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Sunday, May 11, 2008 4:26 AM



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(taken from my own miserable life -- heh):
ZOE: Shepherd, it looks like -- giant rosemary?
BOOK: Ahhhh -- ahhhhh -- ah - ah - aaaaaaahhhhh -
JAYNE (entering): Bringing your tissues. Hey,
don't you cook with that stuff?
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
...world-weary on credit. Using it up in advance.

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