The Other Other Caption Game Round 9 (From Outer Space)

POSTED BY: daveshayne
UPDATED: Friday, April 11, 2008 16:23
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DAVESHAYNE

Friday, March 28, 2008 3:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by LeopardFlan:
I'm going to jump in with several, here, hope ya'll don't mind

No, no. Jump all you want. 'Skinda the point sometimes.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

EMMARIGBY

Friday, March 28, 2008 5:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by LeopardFlan:

Mal was worried that ever since Simon had reattached his left ear he had to lean forward and strain to hear anything being said to him.

Simon was more worried about the way it was turning an unpleasant greenish colour.
Zoe's main worry was the smell.

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Hissssssssss!

SICKDUDE

Friday, March 28, 2008 5:20 PM

Mal, whispering: So, you can't fix it?
Simon, whispering: No. Try Kaylee; she's more the mechanic.
Mal, whispering louder: I already did, Doc. She said she could reset the neck servos, but not without it becoming aware it was a fembot.
Simon, whispering: Oh, I see. Does Wash know what you did to it?
Mal, whispering: No.
Simon, whispering: Well, then, quite a predicament you're in, Captain.
Zoe: What are you two saying?
Mal and Simon in unison: Nothing!

"Your gratuitous jello awaits." - Dr. Helen Magnus, Sanctuary

PDCHARLES

Friday, March 28, 2008 7:13 PM

Mal: Hunh, Your gloves are kind of a blueish color... ...and your gonna put them where?

EARLYWARNING

Friday, March 28, 2008 8:01 PM

Zoe : Sir that is definitely....not where you inject the adrenaline.
Mal : ssssswhat?
Simon : I, uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, oh ,ummmmm,I ....

ASARIAN

Friday, March 28, 2008 8:40 PM

Congrats Sickdude!

Seinfeld meets Firefly:

MAL (whispering): Like when a man goes swimming... Afterwards...
SIMON (whispering): I'm sure Zoe knows how to see past what she is, on to what she can be.
ZOE: I ain't looking, Sir.

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

ASARIAN

Friday, March 28, 2008 9:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by chapterandverse:

Simon: Thats the third night that she has sleepwalked in here. Something has to be done.
Mal: Are you gonna wake her? Cos I sure as hell aint.

You deserve to win with this one: clever and, most importantly, you didn't go for the obligatory sexual jokes. Chapeau!

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, March 29, 2008 3:55 AM

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MAL: It's just that people are all the time asking about it -- "What is it?" -- it gets tiresome.
SIMON: I'm not sure I can remove it with what we have aboard...
ZOE: Turn it into "Mother" with a wreath of roses around it. At least folks'll stop asking.
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or
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MAL: Reavers punched a great big hole in my pilot
ZOE (over him): ..and my husband...
MAL: ...and her husband, and I wanna know if you can fix it!
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
Don't puke on the C-4

DAVESHAYNE

Saturday, March 29, 2008 3:37 PM

Saturday morning caption bump.

David

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

CHAPTERANDVERSE

Saturday, March 29, 2008 8:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
Quote:
Originally posted by chapterandverse:

Simon: Thats the third night that she has sleepwalked in here. Something has to be done.
Mal: Are you gonna wake her? Cos I sure as hell aint.

You deserve to win with this one: clever and, most importantly, you didn't go for the obligatory sexual jokes. Chapeau!

Thanks so much for the kindness Asarian.
I do have to admit, however, that I was tempted to write something involving the captain's plough!

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