Quick! Everbody go out and start your cars,,,

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HERO

Wednesday, February 27, 2008 9:50 PM

http://www.dailytech.com/Temperature+Monitors+Report+Worldwide+Global+
Cooling/article10866.htm

This is horrible. Cleveland is buried in 10 inches of snow (ironic, cause the Democratic debate was a real snowjob). This can't wait for spring. We need action.

Call Ralph Nader. Call AlGore. We need hot air!

Turn on your cars...clearcut a forrest. Dump freon or used oil into a lake. Any lake. Just don't wait...we need pollution. For God's sake...POLLUTION NOW!

If you see a cow, feed it beans. If you see a volcano, start digging. If you see a hybrid, run it off the road and set fire to it.

Coal...we need coal. Coal-fired electric plants, coal-fired furnaces, coal-fired coal burning centers were you can burn coal in coal fed pits lined with coal. And not the clean burning coal...good dirty West By God Almost Heaven Virginia coal. And rubber, lots of used tires out there...they burn real good.

Leave your lights on. Run your AC and your furnace at the same time. Don't clean up after your dog. Ban electric cars. Ban electric grills...charcoal only (for flavor and pollution). Spoil a wetland, I don't care how, be creative.

Give money to the Republican Party. Demand McCain pick a Big Oil VP candidate. Sell carbon credits then emit the CFCs anyway then take the money and use it to invest in Amazon rainforest bookshelves...which also burn real good.

Round up an endangered species and then set them on fire. Send Michael Moore to Cuba...then burn it too. No wait...waste of good tobacco.

Hold enviromentally destructive 'save the earth' concerts featuring Bono.

Just do something, cause its too fracking cold out there...

H

KELKHIL

Wednesday, February 27, 2008 9:53 PM

You are acting like 10 inches is a lot of snow.

Hmm... weird.....

Oh and Firsties!!!!!!!!!!!

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken

AURAPTOR

Wednesday, February 27, 2008 9:54 PM

We had snow flurries this morning here in Atlanta! I've decided to mix my recyclables in w/ my regular trash.

Muuwwahhaaahhaaa!!!!

It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager

" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

AVENGINGWATCHER

Thursday, February 28, 2008 3:56 AM

i hope you are being tongue in cheek, because otherwise you are a moron. Global warming is a misnomer and is more aptly described as global climate change creating more severe weather, i.e. more severe hurricanes and storms ass well as more of them, and while the Earth as a whole is having a global temperature increase, the winter weather patterns are picking up more moisture from the warmer ocean water and dumping more snow because of it(snow actually becomes less frequent below a certain temperature because the air becomes drier)
Please admit now that you are either A. Joking or B. Have no idea what you are talking about.
The destruction of the entire human race just doesn't come off as a joking matter to me.

when there are no heroes where will we turn?

GORAMMAN

Thursday, February 28, 2008 4:05 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by avengingwatcher:
i hope you are being tongue in cheek, because otherwise you are a moron. Global warming is a misnomer and is more aptly described as global climate change creating more severe weather, i.e. more severe hurricanes and storms ass well as more of them, and while the Earth as a whole is having a global temperature increase, the winter weather patterns are picking up more moisture from the warmer ocean water and dumping more snow because of it(snow actually becomes less frequent below a certain temperature because the air becomes drier)
Please admit now that you are either A. Joking or B. Have no idea what you are talking about.
The destruction of the entire human race just doesn't come off as a joking matter to me.

when there are no heroes where will we turn?

Just ignore Hero. He is the joke. He wanted you to post that.

AVENGINGWATCHER

Thursday, February 28, 2008 4:10 AM

I'm really not upset at all, however I meet people on a daily basis who are really uninformed about global climate change. If the president of Shell Oil admits that global climate change is a problem, then I think the barriers have at last fallen, heck even Dubya has reversed his policy and says that he knew global warming was real all along, he was just testing us.

when there are no heroes where will we turn.

AURAPTOR

Thursday, February 28, 2008 4:28 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by avengingwatcher:
i hope you are being tongue in cheek, because otherwise you are a moron. Global warming is a misnomer and is more aptly described as global climate change creating more severe weather, i.e. more severe hurricanes and storms ass well as more of them, and while the Earth as a whole is having a global temperature increase, the winter weather patterns are picking up more moisture from the warmer ocean water and dumping more snow because of it(snow actually becomes less frequent below a certain temperature because the air becomes drier)
Please admit now that you are either A. Joking or B. Have no idea what you are talking about.
The destruction of the entire human race just doesn't come off as a joking matter to me.

Not only is global warming a joke, those who take it seriously need to lighten the hell up, or they're not long for this world. Your drama queen antics about the " destruction of the entire human race " is nothing but a source of amusement for me and will never be anything more than the punchline to a funny joke.

It's not " creating more severe weather " . That right there is your misnomer, not global warming, or what ever goofy name you want to affix to this empty bag.

It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager

" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

WORLDOFHIGLET

Thursday, February 28, 2008 5:00 AM

ok then - all the people talking about global warming out there (in the 10 inches of snow) and all the people NOT talking about sex in here.

O wait, I think I got that a bit wrong....

You are beholden to no man
http://worldofhiglet.blogspot.com/

AVENGINGWATCHER

Thursday, February 28, 2008 5:25 AM

Seriously, I really wish we could talk face to face about this, because I can talk about this until you think it is unfunny. I mean could you please explain how mass extinction and human suffering becomes funny? You're right though, I need to lighten up about the fact that polar bears are drowning in record numbers, or lakes are drying up in Africa causing massive drought and famine or wait heres a good one the record number of deaths in Paris because of a heatwave that cooked people in their homes, oh wait you want another one? How about the massive wildfires in Australia displacing families..that one is a real laugher right? Or the Alaskan permafrost melting causing villages and roads to sink and allowing blights to attack the trees...man my side is really hurting on that one. Oh and BTW look up what misnomer means, you're misusing it in your attempt to insult me. So going back to global warming or whatever I want to call it, the last major global extinction happened when volcanoes started spewing massive amounts of carbon dioxide into the air causing the planet to warm past the survivability point of many species where they were either forced to adapt or dies off, luckily this warming was gradual and took thousands of years so all that carbon was eventually reclaimed and formed the hydrocarbons we are now putting back into the air, but only now the Earth is being forced to change in only about 100 years, which is not enough time for adequate mutations to take place and allow for the evolution of species into creatures that could tolerate the warmer environment. So all that being sad if you disagree with global warming that means that dubya is more informed than you. Kisses. This should make you feel real shiny AUraptor

when there are no heroes where will we turn?

AVENGINGWATCHER

Thursday, February 28, 2008 5:28 AM

I apologize for the double post, but this is directed at the one taking about sex.

Well I am sure the wifey would love some little rugrats running around, but I am desperately clinging onto my last day with disposable income. I mean c'mon I've never even gotten to drink the water in Mexico.

when there are no heroes where will we turn?

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