Baby Care: Dos & Don'ts

POSTED BY: cljohnston108
UPDATED: Wednesday, January 30, 2008 03:20
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CLJOHNSTON108

Tuesday, January 29, 2008 6:13 PM

Almost passed out from laughing...
http://www.c00lstuff.com/1133/Do_s_and_don_ts_with_babies/

The pics are from this book...
http://www.amazon.com/Safe-Baby-Handling-Tips-David/dp/0762424915/

MYCREW

Tuesday, January 29, 2008 6:19 PM

It's amazing that someone felt the need to actually write this book. What happened to common sense?

A sure sign that the world is coming to an end.

CLJOHNSTON108

Tuesday, January 29, 2008 6:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mycrew:
It's amazing that someone felt the need to actually write this book. What happened to common sense?

A sure sign that the world is coming to an end.

Ummmm, see, it's a humor book.

FLATTOP

Tuesday, January 29, 2008 6:55 PM

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MYCREW

Tuesday, January 29, 2008 7:47 PM

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Ummmm, see, it's a humor book.

I must have missed that.

CLJOHNSTON108

Tuesday, January 29, 2008 9:10 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mycrew:
I must have missed that.

Kinda obvious, though.
I mean, who would try to teach a newborn chess?

MYCREW

Tuesday, January 29, 2008 9:23 PM

Like I said, I missed it. Im at work and all my attention wasnt on the little details.

Geez, give a girl a break.

STRANGEBIRD

Tuesday, January 29, 2008 10:37 PM

Also some of us have actually MET parents THAT stupid so... you know... It's not so hard to believe. But yep, I am glad this book was intended as humor. Also glad I'm not related to any said stupid parents.

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TRAVELER

Wednesday, January 30, 2008 12:26 AM

All you have to realise is that there are parents who drive while intoxicated with their children in the car. So there are examples where a book may be required if the parents take the time to read it.

I suspect anyone who needs a book is probably not the type who would buy a dos and don'ts book.

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Traveler

RIVERFLAN

Wednesday, January 30, 2008 3:20 AM

Wow that's so funny

I suspect you're right, Traveler, because most of those peeps would probably be like "Well, I can figure it out, it can't be too hard", or they would be too stupid to realize that they're doing stuff wrong even when people tell them exactly what they're doing wrong. I've met a guy that was that stupid, not that I've seen him with a baby, but he just didn't have a clue about anything. Thank God he moved.