The Presidential Candidates as FF Characters

POSTED BY: Shiny
UPDATED: Thursday, January 31, 2008 06:06
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JONGSSTRAW

Friday, January 25, 2008 11:50 AM

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Originally posted by Shiny:
Originally posted by Jongsstraw:

Bessie The Upside-Down Cow Fetus: Dennis Kucinich...proof my friends of alien life
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LOL!

Hey, I try! Thanks

JONGSSTRAW

Friday, January 25, 2008 11:56 AM

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Originally posted by MartianWay:

Edwards: The fellow who was selling the dead cow fetus at the beginning of "The Message". A showman, glib and disingenous with a really good pitch.

Paul: River. Insightful but essentially crazy. Probably traumatized by government experiments in his youth.

Outstanding! Very funny, but the sad part is they're deadly accurate.

WASHNWEAR

Friday, January 25, 2008 3:14 PM

Good ones, all (and I'm just a hair surprised that this thread hasn't degenerated into RWED material yet - everybody's keepin' it shiny and happy)...more insightful than I'd have come up with. But does it strike anybody any particular which-way that apparently none of the candidates reminds anyone of Inara...?

All the world was but a stage when we got here!

SHINY

Friday, January 25, 2008 5:02 PM

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Originally posted by WASHnwear:
apparently none of the candidates reminds anyone of Inara...?

Perhaps Dennis Kucinich

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MARTIANWAY

Friday, January 25, 2008 9:57 PM

I'll bite. Mitt Romney as Inara; Charming, wealthy, a head for buisness, and willing to say anything to keep a “client” happy.

...and see how I'm not going for the easy "they all prostitute themselves in one way or another"? I think I've grown!

I know one thing we did right
was the day we started to fight
Keep your eyes on the prize,
hold on, hold on...

CHRISISALL

Friday, January 25, 2008 10:03 PM

Well, Crow & the next guy after him are Cheney & Bush, respectively, so they're not candidates.

Chrisisall

SHINY

Friday, January 25, 2008 10:48 PM

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Originally posted by chrisisall:
Well, Crow & the next guy after him are Cheney & Bush, respectively, so they're not candidates.

Don't I wish!

THE PEOPLE
"Now after this impeachment, stay out of everyone's way the best you can from here on in. That's best for everyone, okay?"

CHENEY
"It doesn't matter where you go, or who you elect. I will drag your liberties down, and the last thing you see will be the inside of a Gitmo waterboard chamber.

THE PEOPLE
Darn.

*kick*

Horrible crunching sounds happen.

THE PEOPLE
"Now after this impeachment...

BUSH
Oh, I'm good. best for everyone. I'm right there with you.

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CHRISISALL

Friday, January 25, 2008 10:52 PM

LOgorramL!!!!!

Ah ha ha ha hah ..uhhh

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

isall

REGINAROADIE

Wednesday, January 30, 2008 3:29 PM

Just a small bump and update. Both Edwards and Giuliani are dropping out of the race. While I'm ambivalent about Edwards (never really stood a chance between Clinton and Obama, but he was with Kerry on 04), I'm psyched that Giuliani is not in the running for President. I heard and figured that of the various Republicans, Giuliani is the worst of all evils. So him out is a somewhat good step.

While I'm Canadian and want the Dems to win, I wouldn't mind if this allows McCain to be the Reps final choice. Like I said, McCain seems to be the lesser of evils and not someone who wants to prolong a needless war or put the economy into recession.

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"And it starts with a sentence that might last a lifetime, or it all might just go down in flames. If I let you know me, then why would you want me? Each day I don't is a shame. Each day I don't is a great shame."

Loudon Wainwright III - "Strange Weirdos" off the "Knocked Up" soundtrack

SHINY

Thursday, January 31, 2008 6:06 AM

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Originally posted by reginaroadie:
McCain seems to be the lesser of evils and not someone who wants to prolong a needless war

http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-na-mccain5jan05,0,1958105.stor
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Antiwar activist David Tiffany, 60, repeatedly challenged McCain about his "open-ended commitment" to Iraq. As the men engaged in a tit-for-tat that lasted several minutes, McCain said he would keep troops in the divided country for 100 years if needed to provide stability.

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