I hope Joss reads this!!!!
POSTED BY: Static
UPDATED: Tuesday, May 4, 2004 18:27
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no that is not the crap face its me trying to keep back the tears! that is such a awesome story!
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"Did I hear something about black market beagles? They have smallish droppings."
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And bringing you the latest installment of your "Static's Coming Back from the 'Stan" installment, The Eight Maid A'Milking! 
(Hey, we never said what they were milking! 
)
That's right folks, only 8 DAYS left until the Static's reaches the end of his Hard Day's Night! 
Come home safe, darlin'!
Static
Princess 
Princess 
Harem 
StaticHarem
~A~
...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.
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Yay! Static will be coming home soon! Hang in there, keep safe and don't fret!
Astriana - where do you get all the different types of smileys? I've tried finding them and can't.
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I usually get them from www.websmileys.com - but you have to remember to take the [ img] and [ /img] tags off.
~A~
...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.
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Bringing you today's installment of our "Static's Coming Home from the 'Stan" countdown - The Terrifying Space Monkeys!
(Oops! We forgot to teach 'em how to sing! Oh, well, better luck tomorrow!)
That's right folks, Static's Homeward Bound exactly ONE WEEK from today. That's right - in only 7 DAYS Static will be Back for Good!
Much love to you and Princess, Static! May your return for Beltaine be celebrated in the most traditional () way! 
~A~
...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.
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Sorry, folks. Been gone a spell. Looks like I've been lacking in my
--BUMPing--
skills. Static, "Yes Sir, Static Sir!!" ---salutes---
hurry home, you and your fellow soldiers. Congrats on a job well done.
Everyone dies alone.
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----------Late Breaking News Bulletin----------
We interrupt this broadcast of "Static's Coming Back from the 'Stan" to bring you this important announcement.
As Static has noted in his blog, his return to the States is experiencing technical difficulties and has been delayed slightly. The Countdown will be updated accordingly.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled mayhem.
----------End Bulletin----------
~A~
...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.
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Sorry for that interruption, folks! We've updated your "Static's Coming Back from the 'Stan" Countdown to take recent events into account. This program will now include not one, but two countdown clocks: one for the date Static leaves Kandahar, Afghanistan, and one for the date he arrives back in the good ol' US of A.
With that, we bring you today's Countdown hosts, The Lipsinks! 
And now for today's Countdown:
Days until Static leaves Kandahar = 6
Days until Static's Back in the US of A = 8
Static, come home safe. Love, The Harem.
~A~
...I'm still free,
You can't take the sky from me.
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It must be deeply strange to be loved, feared, respected, hated by so many different people with their own stories, not for who you are but the uniform you're in.
But know that we love you for who you are, through the posts we know you from. It's wonderful to have a home here, isn't it?
And know that my prayers are with you and your friends. I hope you return home safely and soon. I hope you lot find Osama Bin Laden and get him in front of the Hague to answer for his crimes. I'm thrilled that there are such wonderful works of art and humanity in the world that can distract you from the tough work and times that you are going through. My respect and warmth to you and your friends. Be back soon!
Pete
P.S: Shame the British soldiers in Iraq don't know about Firefly. They're busting themselves as well, every day! Where's their kick-ass DVDS? Firefly DVD's for the REDCOATS!
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Someone should send the Redcoats some DVDs, I would but I'm not exactly rolling in cash at the moment (Big Damn Moves do that to a guy) and I'd get the wrong encoding on the disks anyhow.
Static, stay safe and keep your stuff wired tight. Sometimes people who're short can daydream and then get a might shorter in a not good way. Not that ya would, but just, well stay safe.
Sounded like a Jayne speach...
"Pain is scary..."
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