Funny in the Military
POSTED BY: heropa
UPDATED: Wednesday, May 19, 2004 04:05
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First off, I don't know if THIS is were the thread belongs. But here it is so I'll get on with it.
!!!!WARNING WARNING WARNING!!!!
BEFORE READING URL YOU SHOULD...
Remove all food and drink from the emediate area.
Clear all bodily functions.
Sit firmly in chair with ample exit space.
*Rated R
The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army
What happens when a Fanboy is stationed overseas with a total disregard for sanity?
(*=The F-word is used along with X-rated concepts)
(Edited to moved site!)
http://kewlstuff.editthispage.com/stories/storyReader$2236
Don't forget to breathe!
You can't tell how fast a rig is when it's parked.
It is better to teach a lesson than to be left as an example.
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One more thing. The exit space from your chair should have a pillow on the floor. Ask CapnRon.
You can't tell how fast a rig is when it's parked.
It is better to teach a lesson than to be left as an example.
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Yes, Heropa is correct - especially if you have wooden floors!
"Remember, there is only ONE absolute - There ARE NO absolutes!!!"
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<<'To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is a bad long term goal to give the re-enlistment NCO.>>
So that's what happened to Earth That Was and it certainly explains Mal's concern about the terrifying space monkeys...
It all makes sense now...
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"Appears they've canceled the show and we're still here. What does that make us?"
"Big damn junkies, Sir!"
"Ain't we just."
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Okay now that made me laugh really, really hard.
Now I have the naplam sticks to little children song stuck in my head.
Maybe in the spirit this was written I'll send someone into town to pick up some chem light batteries... 
"Pain is scary..."
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66. There is no ‘Anti-Mime' campaign in Bosnia.
That cracks me up!!!! (and yes, I AM a mime!)
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ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Burn the land, boil the sea...
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Aeronstorm, are you a paid mime or street. I think it's the street mime that gets the bad rap.
Well now that I've opened the subject up, any more nutcases in the defence of nations out there?
Or just plain stupid things going on that are funny?
You can't tell how fast a rig is when it's parked.
It is better to teach a lesson than to be left as an example.
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The list moved, here's the new link
http://kewlstuff.editthispage.com/stories/storyReader$2236
Loved High Speed Dirt. I know some guys who were in the military (back when the Dutch still had a draft) and some of the things sounded real familiar. Some very M.A.S.H.y things came by too.
"Do aliens live among us?"
"Yeah. One of them's a doctor"
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