Best Jayne quotes
POSTED BY: Blackadder7
UPDATED: Tuesday, January 29, 2008 11:45
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I could stand to hear a little more
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"Wh-unh?"
[Somewhere between "what?" and "huh?" when Mal asks how much they're payin' him in OoG. Can the delivery be any more perfect?]
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hmm-burble-blah, blah-blah-blah, take a left
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"Don't tell 'em what I did."
"I'll be in by bunk."
"Let's be bad guys."
"The Hero of Canton, the man they call...me."
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I know your name, jackass.
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These have all been said, but they're my favs, so:
"Sure wish we had some GERNADES right about now, don't you think?!"
"We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode."
"Pain is scary."
"She's in Congress?"
"What'd ya'll order a dead guy for?"
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98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature.
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"You just take care of that moonbrain sister of yours."
"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til you understand who's in ruttin' command here."
"You can't change that by gettin' all...bendy."
(Wash: All what?)
"You got the light...from the console...keep you...lift you up...shinin' like...little...angels!
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Quote:
Originally posted by MAILMANx:
I could stand to hear a little more
That is my favorite!!
Didnt see this one:
"Grenades cost extra"
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(lifts glass) I propose a toast:
To Jayne! The box dropping, man-ape-
gone-wrong-thing!
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He looked bigger when I couldn't see him.
Quote:
Originally posted by thefant:
"You can't change that by gettin' all...bendy."
(Wash: All what?)
"You got the light...from the console...keep you...lift you up...shinin' like...little...angels!
That's my favorite.
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I'll skip all the good one that are already taken. But here's a few extra:
"Hey, I didn't fight in no war. Best of luck, though."
"Fighting at a time like this! You'll use up all the air!"
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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How about:
"Smells like crotch"
He's just so... eloquent, isn't he?
Jayne just has some of the best lines ever, but really its half the great writing, half the impeccable delivery by Adam Baldwin.
I almost wish Jayne was a real person...
so I could point and laugh 
Although I wouldn't complain if I needed a gun hand or some muscle 
I'd rather be a smartass than a dumbass...
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