Best Jayne quotes
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"Let's move this conversation in a 'not Jayne's fault' direction."
"You guys had a riot? On account of me? My very own riot?"
"If wishes were horses, we'd all be eatin' steak."
"Well, Jayne ain't a girl!"
"We need to keep our heads so we can ... keep our heads."
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"It's a girl. Cute, too, but I don't think she's all there. 'Course, not all of her has to be..."
-Jayne
"Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid - mostly only when I'm gettin' paid."
-Jayne
"Dear diary: Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."
-Jayne
"oh hey, free soup"
-Jayne
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I don't know if any spoken line can really compete with the costume he wore at the beginning of Jaynestown.
Plus, I forgot to look up the line on Miranda, "Sheppard once told me, if you can't do something ______, do something _______." Good line, wish I remembered it exactly.
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"No, now that she's a killer woman, we ought to be bringing her tea and dumplings."
From Serenity
"Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?"-Wash
"Y'all got on this boat for different reasons, but y'all come to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything, I know this - they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, ten? They'll swing back to the belief that they can make people... better. And I do not hold to that. So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave."-Mal
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The way I see it, y'all got the shortest end of the stick in this here 'verse. But you took that stick and, well you took it...and I guess that's something.
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"Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar."
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"and everything you hoped would last, just always becomes your past" perfect memory - remy zero
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" My muscular buttocks it's 40 " (to Fanty & Mingo)
" I won't get et, you shoot me if they take me.....well don't shoot me first! "
" Well they don't cut it off or anything?"...."You mean like masterbatin'?"
" So, we gonna play cards, or screw around?"
"Damn if I wanted schoolin', I'd a gone to school."
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"Shiny. Let's be bad guys."
"It's time for some thrilling heroics."
"I like smackin' 'em."
"We may experience some slight turbulence, and then... explode."
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Not as deceiving as a lowdown...dirty...deceiver.
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Originally posted by jewelstaitefan:
...Plus, I forgot to look up the line on Miranda, "Sheppard once told me, if you can't do something ______, do something _______." Good line, wish I remembered it exactly.
"If you can't do something smart, do something right"
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