You might be a browncoat if ...
POSTED BY: MissAyaTam
UPDATED: Sunday, April 25, 2004 03:44
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you plot out just how you are going to make all of your friends addicted to the series.
you start asking people if they dong ma? without realizing you didn't say it in english.
you dream about it every night or at least almost every night. including several dreams where you marry mal!
i guess i'm a browncoat because all of these apply! 
"Did I hear something about black market beagles? They have smallish droppings."
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you suddenly break out in song saying "The hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!"
"Did I hear something about black market beagles? They have smallish droppings."
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-if you check fireflyfans.net before you check your email
-if you spend more time reading fan forums than you do working on a termpaper
-if your argument to end all arguments is "You can't take the sky from me"
-If while playing an FPS game, you sing "The Hero of Canton" and shout Jayne quotes at passersby
-You stongly consider learning mandarin after watching Serenity
-You strongly consider learning Mandarin Calligraphy after watching Inara do it
-You know the names of every actor from Firefly, their ages, their marital status, their place of birth, and whether or not they talk to fans
once the snow got so deep you almost couldn't hear margaret atwood
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-You know the names of every actor from Firefly, their ages, their marital status, their place of birth, and whether or not they talk to fans
Jewel Staite's MARRIED!!! And she's only 20 years old!! OMG! And her husband looks like a total wuss!
"What did they have last year?" STANDARDS gorram it!
I'm just being mean now. I wish them the best of luck (and hundreds of fat children). However, if things ever get bumpy, I'll always be here... waiting... cuttin' on myself. . . *fade to black, creepy music, soul wrenching scream, silence*
Yeah I guess I'm a browncoat
Edit: clarification: I am joking!
Ain't. We. Just.
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Originally posted by TheClaps:Quote:
-You know the names of every actor from Firefly, their ages, their marital status, their place of birth, and whether or not they talk to fans
Jewel Staite's MARRIED!!! And she's only 20 years old!! OMG! And her husband looks like a total wuss!
"What did they have last year?" STANDARDS gorram it!
I'm just being mean now. I wish them the best of luck (and hundreds of fat children). However, if things ever get bumpy, I'll always be here... waiting... cuttin' on myself. . . *fade to black, creepy music, soul wrenching scream, silence*
Yeah I guess I'm a browncoat
Edit: clarification: I am joking!
Ain't. We. Just.
... um... you might want to ask the nurse about your current dosage, it seems you're building a tolerance...
--The Hat
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"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne
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... um... you might want to ask the nurse about your current dosage, it seems you're building a tolerance...
--The Hat
I knew that from a previously unrelated thread. *whistles innocently*. It's not like I'm some kind of sociopath! No no no no no. I just like typing on forums like I am.
speaking of which:
You might be a browncoat IF:
-you find rambling and unnecessary surgery with a butcher's knife dang near HIGH-larry-ous.
Ain't. We. Just.
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You might be a browncoat IF:
-you find rambling and unnecessary surgery with a butcher's knife dang near HIGH-larry-ous.
Ain't. We. Just.
... oh... okay... thank you sir... um... I'll be right back... and, um, I'm gonna come back with some friends... they wear these lovely, soft white coats...
--The Hat
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"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne
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You might be a Browncoat if:
....You see Ron Glass on a Friends re-run and yell out, "Shepherd Book! Look, honey, it's Shepherd Book!"
....You see a preview for "Dodgeball" and only want to see it because Wash is in it.
....You watch 2 year old VHS tapes to see if maybe you have any old Firefly episodes on them.
....You swerve your car and then floor the gas pedal to avoid getting creamed from behind after an idiot cuts in front of you (and then, of course, slows down) and you say to your car, "That's my good girl."
....You see Samuel L. Jackson in a new light, knowing he is married to Zoe.
....You watch Caleb on BTVS and think "Mal is nothing like that!"
....You hope all day long that when you open your email, someone from this website has read your posts and FEELS THE SAME WAY about fictional people you don't even know! (oh, wait, that would be "you might be a geek if...")
Mal-licious
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Actually only Mal and Zoë are Browncoats.
Jayne, Kaylee, Simon, River and Wash didn't fight in the war.
Inara seemed to favor the Alliance during the war I think.
We still don't know about Book but I agree with the theory that he is ex-Alliance.
You might be a Browncoat if everything I just said don't mean a gorram thing!
"I aint crazy and I got papers to prove it"
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....You see Samuel L. Jackson in a new light, knowing he is married to Zoe.
I thought she was married to Laurence Fishburne? This demands an inquiry...
EDIT: Yep, I'm right. The Matrix will never be the same again.
!!! Again, this might explain why she has a role in the subsequent Matrix "movies". Either they met there or their relationship might have landed her the small gig ;)
Ain't. We. Just.
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