You might be a browncoat if ...
POSTED BY: MissAyaTam
UPDATED: Sunday, April 25, 2004 03:44
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. . . your new favorite expression is "not so much."
. . . you've ever adopted a hamster just so you could name him Simon.
. . . you've ever gotten through a really boring class by watching Shindig on your laptop (sound on mute, subtitles on).
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. . . If you get creeped out by medical personel wearing blue gloves.
. . . If you've ever tried to sneak out the back door of a hospital.
. . . If you've ever tried to sneak someone else out the back door of a hospital.
. . . You've referred to jumbo-sized gold-wrapped chocolate bars as "military rations." 
. . . You drive like Wash flies.
. . . You live in the city but want to buy an ATV.
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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.
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Your pregnant wife asks for suggestions for girls names and you come up with
Inara
Kayleigh
River
Summer
Zoe
Funny thing is they all made the shortlist
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You might be a Browncoat if.....
after the server dies at work, when the temporary set up is established, the first place you point your browser to is a certain fan web site.
you name a kitten Simon because A) he's pretty darn shuai, and B) you're very well awere you're taking him from everything he knows, from his friends and family and subjecting him to the moody antics of not one, but three human females.
see a guy in any TV show weilding a fairly large firearm and wondering if he named it "Vera."
the last three lines of the theme song give you a chill each and every time you sing them - which is quite often.
you spend drives home or to school plotting your next Firefly RP post.
you spend drives home with both hands on the wheel at 7 and 5 while taking the sharp curves in a construction zone because Wash does that, and Wash looks cool.
when your sister hears a song on the TV and says it reminds her of Firefly 
We have art so as not to die of truth ~ Neitzsche
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Quote:
Originally posted by Werzbowski:
- you work at car dealership and everytime you see the service technicians wearing blue latex gloves, you start muttering to yourself:
"Two by two, hands of blue...:
"Wherever you go, there you are."
- Dr. B. Banzai
This may be terrible, but the first time I saw those "hands of blue", I thought Psi-Corps, where's Bester?
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Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving and revolving at 900 miles an hour... The Galaxy Song, Meaning of Life, Monty Python
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It's mostly my fiancee,Static. But me sometimes.. I reallt need to learn of the chinese so I can cuss and not get in trouble!.. well the Korean girl Iwork with may know what I'm saying.. *snickers8 But she cusses in Korean. I've heard her.
Love is the gift at the end of a long journey of self exploration and inner peace.
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It's mostly my fiancee,Static. But me sometimes.. I reallt need to learn of the chinese so I can cuss and not get in trouble!.. well the Korean girl Iwork with may know what I'm saying.. *snickers8 But she cusses in Korean. I've heard her.
Love is the gift at the end of a long journey of self exploration and inner peace.
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You might be a Browncoat if you cheer "Zoeeeee!" any time you see Gina Torres in ANYTHING.
You might be a Browncoat if you take the time to post reasons why you might be a Browncoat.
"Dear diary, today I was pompous and my sister was crazy."
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you might be a browncoat if...
you name your fantasy baseball team "Canton Mudders"
Why doesn't it ever go smooth?
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If you hate Fox, and would gladly lay down your life to bring about its destruction...
...you might be a Browncoat.
If you've ever watched the episode of Star Trek where Kirk et al meet the guy who invented warp drive, and meet the glowing nebula he lives with who is called "The Companion," and a whole bizzarre set of images came to mind...
... you might be a Browncoat.
If you are dedicated enough to have read the line above this one about Star Trek, and took the the time to figure out what the hell The Hat was saying...
... you might be a Browncoat.
If you've developed a habit of saying "gorram" and/or "ruttin" in stressful situations...
... you might be a Browncoat.
If you spent inappropriate amounts of time daydreaming about being the middle part of a Kaylee-and-Inara sandwich...
... you might be... um... BadgersHat...
--The Hat
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"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne
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