You might be a browncoat if ...
POSTED BY: MissAyaTam
UPDATED: Sunday, April 25, 2004 03:44
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My best friend and I were having a fun discussion the other day and I thought it would be fun to have here as well. You know those " you might be a redneck if" jokes ? Well we were doing those to firefly.
For example : You might be a browncoat if you have learned chinese just to understand the cursing in firefly.
I was just curious what everyone else could come up with. We didn't come up with anything exceptionally funny. ( and I apologize if someone else has already done this thread I am fairly new to the site. )
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You might be a browncoat if ...
Your idea of a major faux pas is to NOT share your strawberries and herbs*.
*not to be confused with "Peaches and Herb" a disco soul group from the 1970's.
"Just keep walkin, preacher man."
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... if you have a hat like Jayne's.
OK, that sounds like I'm bragging, but did I tell you already that I have a shiny new hat just like Jayne's in The Message? I did?? I guess that is braggin' then. :)
"They say the snow on the roof is too heavy. They say the ceiling will cave in. His brains are in terrible danger."
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You maybe a Browncoat if…
…You get a discount on account of your intimidating manner.
…You call her Vera.
…Bawahhhh.
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Originally posted by karenkay99:
... if you have a hat like Jayne's.
OK, that sounds like I'm bragging, but did I tell you already that I have a shiny new hat just like Jayne's in The Message? I did?? I guess that is braggin' then. :)
"They say the snow on the roof is too heavy. They say the ceiling will cave in. His brains are in terrible danger."
I hate to brag but I do to... Ok I lied... I like bragging!
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http://mywebpage.netscape.com/Bllm119/firefly_ccg_web_site.htm
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When you come home from university for a brief visit before summer semester and your brother is more excited that you brought your DVD set home that the fact that you are home...and you understand. I guess that makes us a family of Browncoats :P
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Those who restrain desire, do so because thiers is weak enough to be restrained.
-William Blake
O my Lord! bestow wisdom on me, and join me with the righteous.
-Qur'an 26:83
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Great question!
I don't know if this one counts, but I named my formidable, though slightly goofy male German Shepherd, 'Jayne'.
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"My days of taking you seriously have certainly come to a middle."
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If you use any chinese phrase to cuss.
If you use the words Gorram or shiny in your everyday language.
If you retort to someone with a quick witted smart ass comment. (i.e.- "You're mouth is running, you might want to look to that)
If you refuse to leave any member of your crew behind.
Love is the gift at the end of a long journey of self exploration and inner peace.
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....you think the latest addition to the cast of 'Angel' is a man they call Jayne
(honestly, if it wasn't for the forums, I wouldn't realize his character had a name!)
...if any of your video games that allows you to name characters have the entire firefly crew entered
(I'm addicted to Worms II, and team Serenity is "Decent"!, though Simon never survives a round)
bedtime now, but believe me, I'll be brainstorming all night long...bwahahaha!
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If you've ever pondered what the most common last words of a Fox programing excecutive are, and planned experiments to verify your ponderings... you might be a Browncoat.
If your richest relative just bought a new house and you gave him a Firefly box set as a house warming gift (after you helped him put it up on jacks) .... you might be a Browncoat.
If your idea of a fun eveining is spend an inordinate amount of time perusing a certain fan website.... you might be a browncoat.
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...You sent a .jpg of the "Firefly" logo to a custom bumper sticker site, and put the resulting sticker on your car....the one with the new license plate that reads "SHINY" (sorry, Pennsylvania Browncoats; I'm the one snapped it up!).
My wife is a very, VERY patient woman...
Department of Redundancy Department
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