Browncoat Bar and Grill - alcoholics go to meetings
POSTED BY: RiverIsMyGoddess
UPDATED: Monday, December 17, 2007 21:00
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lol, true, who isn't. I'd probably be splitting my sides trying to keep the laughter in if I saw you go off on one of those rants. It's so effing hilarious when you start a monologue of movie quotes (or even altered movie quotes) and they have no effing clue whatsoever what you're talking about XD. especially when there's one other person in the room who DOES know what you're talking about and you see them trying not to laugh. good times. I do that with my dad and my brother all the time. my poor mother, she has no clue.
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Have you ever wondered why in a dream you can touch a falling sky?
Or fly to the heavens that watch over you?
"I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar."
A man is least himself when he speaks in his own person. Give him a mask and he will show you his true self.
You can't take the sky from me...
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Okay, I might be a little on the crazy side but really, who ain't.
(sheepishly raises hand)
People keep insisting I'm sane.
I've even been told I'm one of the sanest people someone knows.
I try to consider the source and not take their nasty lies to heart.
I am mad as pants in my own little mind.
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Lawds yes. M-O-O-N That spells F-ing Crazy!!!
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Happy day after International Browncoat Day.
What other movies do you borrow rants from? I'm having a hard time picturing this. I mean, I can picture it but only vaguely.
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Originally posted by freelancertex:Quote:
Originally posted by ZeroKiryu: And I finally saw the mindfuck that is End of Evangelion, now I really want to see the Rebuild.
um, whats that?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/End_Of_Evangelion They can explain it better than I can.
It starts off kinda like "Hmmmmm", then it's like "Whoooa", but then it gets like "Huh?", and then it goes "Wooooow".
Sorry, my brain has turned into mush due to lack of sleep.
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Light: L......I will hunt you down wherever you're hiding and I will eliminate you. I am.....Justice!
....L: ...Kira I will hunt you down wherever you're hiding and I will eliminate you......I am Justice!
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It was Browncoat Day? and NOBODY TOLD ME??????
National Lampoons Christmas Vacation. THERE'S a rant for ya ;0 listen to it every chance I get just for a laugh. *friend gave it to me*
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Have you ever wondered why in a dream you can touch a falling sky?
Or fly to the heavens that watch over you?
"I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar."
A man is least himself when he speaks in his own person. Give him a mask and he will show you his true self.
You can't take the sky from me...
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Originally posted by ZeroKuryu:
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Originally posted by freelancertex:
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Originally posted by ZeroKiryu: And I finally saw the mindfuck that is End of Evangelion, now I really want to see the Rebuild.
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um, whats that?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/End_Of_Evangelion They can explain it better than I can.
oooooooooooooooh, so. did you like it?
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Have you ever wondered why in a dream you can touch a falling sky?
Or fly to the heavens that watch over you?
"I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar."
A man is least himself when he speaks in his own person. Give him a mask and he will show you his true self.
You can't take the sky from me...
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Morning all...
man go on vacation for a few days and return to chaos... apparently my sub was a total lunatic who gave the kids ASD's for crazed reason and who ( for reasons known only to herself) wrote the answers to the test on the board ( and some of them were WRONG)
So now I have to make up a whole new test and test the kids again... plus I had like a million emails... oh well that trip was worth 20 times as much trouble
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Nope, don't use cologne. Women I date think the smell of sawdust is sexy. That's probably why I don't... date many women.- Gibbs
Les mortels meurent. Qu'importe la façon?- LaCroix
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"Do you read the bible Brett?"
Really though. I just get on these hard ass, kick your girl in the stuff, tearing labels off mattresses and starting fires with them sort of rants.
Example: One day I was minding my own business paying bills and such and this dumb tweeker bitch I remember from school and her dirtbag boyfriend came up asking me for money. Of course they had to catch up like old friends and shit before asking (we never were friends, just knew the same people). I wasn't making much at the time and couldn't (and wouldn't) offer them anything. She starts going off on how I am full of crap, that I'm just being stuck up, that I'm just some hoidy toidy good apple (red on the outside and white on the inside), and that I was probably a narc. I learned one thing growing up. Never rat on anyone. It is more trouble that a person could handle. Follwing is the rant I saved just for her scandalous ass:
(Calmly as I walk away) "If you say so."
(Tweeker bitch squeaking) "Fuckin' rat."
(I turn and walk within two feet of them) "Did you just call me a rat?"
Tweeker bitch huffing) "Yeah 'cause you probably are."
(Calmly at first then raising to DI voice in mid rant) "And you are probably a good person on the inside. Why don't you dirty mother fuckers go home, take a shower, then hunt for the rock you dropped in the carpet a few days ago that you never really lost ya fuckin' junkie. If your mother saw you like this she might suggest I go ahead and do what's in my head right now."
(Tweeker bitch aimlessly talking)"And what's that bitch?"
(Me booming at this point) "I go back to my truck, grab my shit, drop your dumb asses then tie you to my fucking bumper and drag your dirty asses around town as a warning to every piece of shit who wants to bring everyone down 'cause they ain't happy with their shitty lives and can't deal with the fact that they will never be any better that they are right now. As a matter of fact I might just snap both your fucking necks right now so that I don't have to dirty my fucking gun. Maybe then folks like you might think twice before calling someone who knows better a goddamn rat!"
(Tweeker boyfriend puffs up his chest, all 150 pounds of him)
(Now I'm on the edge of pissed, hand on my Benchmade ready to gut someone I step nose to nose with him giving him little room to move I speak calmy but cold) "Step up bitch. I'll feed ya to the pigs." (I meant it literally, not that I was gonna give him to the cops)
We were in a shopping center where this old redneck guy who does old school high and tight cuts does business. He knew me a little since I'd take my uncle there to get his hair cut once in a while.
(Redneck barber pokes his head out his door. He probably had his .45 in hand being the reason why he didn't step out) "Kill them worthless pieces of shit already!"
Tweeker boyfriend turns all sorts of pale, grabs tweeker bitch by the arm and drags her in the opposite direction. I decide not to grab the rod and mow them down opting for a milkshake and a movie instead. I've never see the pair ever again.
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Nice.
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