Imponderables: I'm With Stupid

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MSB

Thursday, December 6, 2007 4:08 PM

Just use words like improvement, organized, adapted, modified, presented...they love words like that:)

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Nope, don't use cologne. Women I date think the smell of sawdust is sexy. That's probably why I don't... date many women.- Gibbs
Les mortels meurent. Qu'importe la façon?- LaCroix

ZEEK

Thursday, December 6, 2007 4:16 PM

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Originally posted by MSB:
Just use words like improvement, organized, adapted, modified, presented...they love words like that:)

I know but it just sounds so fake. If I was really putting it in my words I'd just be like "I did the job of three people and saved the company a bunch of money. Be happy."

RIVERISMYGODDESS

Thursday, December 6, 2007 4:20 PM

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Originally posted by Zeek:
"I did the job of three people and saved the company a bunch of money. Be happy."

I think you oughtta write just that (write a "real" one to turn in when they give you a funny look for it.

~jimi
Lt. Alexander - Chief Medic / XO Alpha Co. / Logistics & Transportation Specialist - 76th IAB

And I'll tell you something too. That's starting to annoy me about UFOs, the fact that they cross galaxies or universes to visit us, and always end up in places like ... Fyffe f*cking Alabama. Maybe these aren't super-intelligent beings, you know what I mean?

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ZEEK

Thursday, December 6, 2007 4:38 PM

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Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
I think you oughtta write just that (write a "real" one to turn in when they give you a funny look for it.

Yeah since it goes straight to our manager for approval I'm sure I'd be getting the funny look real quickly. Though it would be funny to write up a real one and save it off somewhere so when she comes back to me going "what in the world is this?" I can just quickly change it out and be like "done".

I mean it would at least put it in the back of her mind that the real summary of what I did is 3 people's job and saving the company money and all the rest is fluff.

MSB

Thursday, December 6, 2007 4:54 PM

I assumed the responsibilities of several adjacent positions ( did 3 jobs)
Allowed the company to retain significant monetary assets ( saved company lots of money)
Efficiently adjusted to respond to needs of individual situations ( jumped in to save the day)

See I can do that all day... it's sick, but required when you're a special ed teacher 'cause you can't just say " Your kid's behavior sucks because you're too busy with your own life to pay attention and you let him do whatever he wants so he's a selfish ass"

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Nope, don't use cologne. Women I date think the smell of sawdust is sexy. That's probably why I don't... date many women.- Gibbs
Les mortels meurent. Qu'importe la façon?- LaCroix