Call for immediate prophylactic action
POSTED BY: BadgersHat
UPDATED: Wednesday, April 14, 2004 21:18
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Hey folks--
Okay, here's what we all know is going to happen.
"Serenity" will debut at number 1 at the box office, and will go on to break various movie-related records. Fux.. excuse me, FOX, will re-start "Firefly" on a better night, to astounding ratings.
Then, Fu.. FOX will get their hands on a reality show, maybe about a group of same-sex oriented women, the winner gets a prothetic penis. This show will take the time slot for "Firefly," which will in turn be relocated to Friday nights when no one is home to watch it.
2 months later, Fu... Fox will cancel "Firefly" again, in favor of a new mid-season replcement reality series in which a bunch of people have to take a boat around the world, taking on jobs to stay alive while fighting off evil Imperialistic folks hell bent of a New World Order.
So, I urge all of you now--start writing "Save Firefly" letters and postcards, write as many as you can, and file them away. Then, when all this starts happening, fill in the approriate dates, and mail them off to Fu... Fox, en masse.
Call it a pre-emptive strike, with a dash of Boy Scout motto.
Just an idea.
--The Hat
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"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne
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You know, I still have a bunch of post cards at home from the first post card campaign. Still got letters saved on my drive at home too.
An ounce of prevention and all that....
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."
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Well, you KNOW those f
s at Fox are going to botch this whole thing--AGAIN...
--The Hat
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"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne
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Let's hope that if it does air on TV again it will not be on Fox. I am not so certain they still own the television rights anyway.
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."
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I will sacrifice various small animals to the gods in the hopes that you are right in your assessment...
--The Hat
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"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne
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BadgersHat wrote:
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FOX will get their hands on a reality show, maybe about a group of same-sex oriented women, the winner gets a prothetic penis.
I read:
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prophetic penis
Now that's a prize I'd like to see. Well, maybe not. If Wonderfalls gets picked up on cable, then maybe Jaye will visit her sister and she'll encounter one. I think that would count as an inanimate animal.
I've been hovering around here since I discovered this site a few months ago, and my first post is about a prophetic penis. Should I be worried?]
I mock you with my monkey pants
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Originally posted by grrarrg:
I read:Quote:
prophetic penis
If Wonderfalls gets picked up on cable, then maybe Jaye will visit her sister and she'll encounter one. I think that would count as an inanimate animal.
I mock you with my monkey pants
Well, you made me laugh out loud TWICE in one post. I'm gonna look for your stuff there, grrarrg. So, what's the the palandromic name?
"Just keep walkin, preacher man."
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So, what's the the palandromic name?
The Mutant Enemy tag at the end of each ME show - the ghoulie guy walks across the screen and says "Grr...Arrg." I know it's on every Buffy and Angel episode, and I'm pretty sure it was on every Firefly . . . although I'd have to check my DVDs.
So where does "Knibblet" come from?
"I mock you with my monkey pants"
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"Grr...Arrg." I know it's on every Buffy and Angel episode, and I'm pretty sure it was on every Firefly
Yes it is.
Also, love your signature quote. Daughter messed it up the other day and said "I mock you with my evil laugh". Nobody said it but we love it just the same.
"They say the snow on the roof is too heavy. They say the ceiling will cave in. His brains are in terrible danger."
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Originally posted by BadgersHat:
I will sacrifice various small animals to the gods in the hopes that you are right in your assessment...
--The Hat
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"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne
If it doesnt work with small animals, try it with Fox executives- Just a thought...
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He looked bigger when I couldn't see him.
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Ummm...
It should have been "Prosthetic penis" but I typed too fast... on further reflection, I think "prophetic" actually works better...
... tee hee...
--The Hat
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"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne
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Originally posted by grrarrg:
So where does "Knibblet" come from?
Ahhhh, Grr arrg. Now I get it. With no space, I was lost.
I'm a Highlander fan and member of the Methos Harem: my official title is 'nape nibbler'. Nibblet.
Of course, I'm also slightly evil, so we had to add the requisite Highlander evil 'K' to my name.
Knibblet.
Over in the Highlander-verse, I'm both imfamous and famous.
"Just keep walkin, preacher man."
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I didn't know you are a Highlander fan Knibs. I am a huge Highlander fan and have all the DVD sets they have released so far. Very cool show.
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."
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Originally posted by Knibblet:Quote:
Originally posted by grrarrg:
So where does "Knibblet" come from?
I'm a Highlander fan and member of the Methos Harem: my official title is 'nape nibbler'. Nibblet.
Of course, I'm also slightly evil, so we had to add the requisite Highlander evil 'K' to my name.
Knibblet.
Oh....
I thought it was small corn.
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Oh....
I thought it was small corn.
So did I...
--The Hat
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