Too cute! Found at the Firefly board at the IMDB
POSTED BY: ayrad
UPDATED: Friday, February 18, 2011 06:55
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Road: I take no pleasure in the thought, but it will die weeping if it crosses me.
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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Chicken: Because they called me chicken!
Harken: You crossed the road in the war.
Chicken: Crossed a lot of roads in the war.
Harken: And your husband?
Chicken: Cross him sometimes, too.
Chicken: You have no idea. And you never will. A chicken doesn't cross and tell.
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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Niska: This chicken, it doesn't lay the eggs.
Mal: I'm sure it was a very bad chicken.
Niska: My wife's pet, I'm getting mouthful at dinner, there's no avoiding that.
OR
Niska: Because the chicken has reputation, wanted no more gossip, and the road is solid.
Lame, I know. ;)
I am evil, I am sly, and if you get eaten no one will cry.
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Chicken: Cuz Saffron told me: "All you gotta do to be a rich chick, hon, is get over it."
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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Ok, last one for today. :)
Chicken: Sometimes I think I crossed the road just so I could see what the hell everyone was joking about.
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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Quote:
Originally posted by dog13000:
Couldn't you have waited ONE more day to quote me?!?!
Then it would have been exactly one year. *sigh*
But it was all funny...and articulate!
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thanks for the reenactment, sir.
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I'm not worthy, still, will try.
Mal: Okay. She won't be winning any beauty contests anytime soon. But she is solid. Road like this, you can cross 'til the day you die.
Zoe: 'Cause it's a deathtrap.
"My cartridge fell out of my gun..." - Nathan Fillion
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I'm thinking many new folks haven't seen this hilarious thread yet. So, lemme bump it a mite. So, why did the chicken cross the road?
Chicken: All of you! You think I crossed that dangerous road? A road people use?! Well, there ain't chickens like that. There's just chicken folks like me.
Wash: No. Actually, I was wondering... WHAT'S IT DOING ON THE ROAD?
Chicken: First rule of battle, little one: don't ever let them know where you are!
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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Badger: Not my concern, love.
Niska: It wished to avoid... torture.
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this thread is so shiny! I might have to change my innards because this one is too damaged from laughing so much!
ok, contributing:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because Jayne asked it "You wanna go little chicken?"
And Wash was on the other side of the road with a candlelight.
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I don't know what I'm saying. I never know what I'm saying.... -River Tam, Serenity (2005)
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