Time to Zombie-Proof My House
POSTED BY: SoulOfSerenity
UPDATED: Friday, September 21, 2007 12:34
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See I think a flamethrower would be good crowd control as it forms a nice barrier along with making it more difficult to get to you...mace sounds good though ( however takes a good deal of upper body strength to be effective)
See as a general rule girls have less upper body strength so we're unlikely to be able to swing a tire iron or mace with sufficient force to kill with the first blow. During zombie attack having to use more than one blow delays you( dangerously) so I think I'll stick to machete, where I know I can decapitate ( trick is knowing where to aim and at what angle to swing)
"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs
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Originally posted by msg:
See I think a flamethrower would be good crowd control as it forms a nice barrier along with making it more difficult to get to you
Actually they arn't the best defense because the living dead keep walking towards you until they are fully burned up. thus you run the risk of them making it to the structure you are in and starting it on fire.
Not to mention it doesn't always guarentee a kill, so when cleaning up y our people could get bitten and infected.
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lol... I'd personally go with a kokiri or 2... BIG thick blade with a nice wide head, and the blade is on the inside curve of the head... = very VERY easy chopping... but a bit on the close range side... so I'd have a kokiri or 2, a machete or katana, a crowbar, and a shotgun with a very wide choke for crowd control... 
I'm SET for a zombie invasion 
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Flamethrower, not so good. What's worse than a horde of undead approaching and surrounding you?
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A horde of flaming undead approaching and surrounding you.
(heh, I just got a funny mental picture of a horde of gay zombies)
~jimi
Lt. Alexander - Chief Medic / XO Alpha Co. / Logistics Specialist - 76th IAB
-Sin lies only in hurting others unnecessarily. All other "sins" are invented nonsense.
-Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.
-Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.
-You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once.
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ROTFLMAO>>> Oh God Jimi...zombie conga line...zombies in tight leather pants... ok this is hilarious.
"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs
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No guns, but I prefer relying on magic anyway. Any undead that come for me will have to get past my protective wards. Even then, I am not defenseless.
Quote:All hail the *snicker* Flaming Prince!
Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
A horde of flaming undead approaching and surrounding you.
(heh, I just got a funny mental picture of a horde of gay zombies)
( http://www.vanvonhunter.com/vvh24.html, http://www.vanvonhunter.com/vvh25.html)
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I still want a flamethrower...it could be fun:)
"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs
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Thanks for posting this, Soul.
Personally I'll be heading out with a scimitar (curved blades work well for beheading), some kind of carbine (in a common caliber), and a pistol (in case I get bit).
And everyone remember to wear bite-resistant clothing... oilskin, leather, cotton duck, heavy denim.
Trust me... I know what I'm doing.
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Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
Flamethrower, not so good. What's worse than a horde of undead approaching and surrounding you?
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.
.
.
.
A horde of flaming undead approaching and surrounding you.
(heh, I just got a funny mental picture of a horde of gay zombies)
~jimi
Lt. Alexander - Chief Medic / XO Alpha Co. / Logistics Specialist - 76th IAB
-Sin lies only in hurting others unnecessarily. All other "sins" are invented nonsense.
-Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.
-Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.
-You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once.
.....ROFLMFAO!!! And I'm in a library "working" on my homework currently... got some strange looks for that... OOOOOOOoooooo!!! New idea for a talk story/blue sun room fiction.... How would the BDH's react to a zombie invasion?? Or, for the talk story, just make it like a good ol' fashioned zombie survival thread... could make the different sections different days... people could join alone or in groups... damn... I think I need to start this... but I don't really have that great of luck starting talk stories... Ahh well... I may try anyway, who all's in??
And... good point with the curved blades, and the carbine idea ain't too shabby eather... be best not to have to use that pistol though
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Seems certain meteors carry amino acids neccessary for the creation and mutation of life. Funny that you would think of the exact same thing I did when I saw the article this morning.
And remember folks, unless attacking in force firearms are really of no use other than to repel an attack to sustain a steady retreat. Noise causes attention and firearms make plenty of it. And there is always the option to deny the world one more zombie as long as you have at least on bullet for your weapon.
Who here thinks they could hack their own head off with a katana or magic themselves to death?
That's what I thought.
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