25 skills every man should know
POSTED BY: fredgiblet
UPDATED: Thursday, October 4, 2007 18:02
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umm actually I'd say you do just fine with 26 in some settings...well at least ... ok there's no way to finish this well or gracefully 
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Originally posted by msg:
Um as a woman, let me just say, there's a serious flaw in the list. It's missing:
26- make a move on a woman without being awkward, corny, or insulting
27- kiss well enough to melt her knees
28- make love for longer than 5 minutes and bring both parties to the "finish line"
29- be supportive
I don't care if you can field strip an AK-47...if you can't do those 4 things, you aren't a man:)
AMEN SISTER!
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Originally posted by msg:
umm actually I'd say you do just fine with 26 in some settings...well at least ... ok there's no way to finish this well or gracefully
It's not that they're awkward, corny, or insulting, just not present at all, most of the time.
~jimi
Lt. Alexander - Chief Medic / XO Alpha Co. / Logistics Specialist - 76th IAB
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Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.
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26- make a move on a woman without being awkward, corny, or insulting Sometimes guilty of the corny
27- kiss well enough to melt her knees Check
28- make love for longer than 5 minutes and bring both parties to the "finish line"Check
29- be supportiveCheck
mostly a man Chrisisall
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HUGS Jimi...yeah but when you do, you do it well:)
Chris- hmmm occasionally corny if it's delivered well or makes us laugh in a good way is fine and I think you're very manly:)
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Quote:This is a man’s thread. We don’t want your dust ruffles.
Originally posted by msg:
I don't care if you can field strip an AK-47...if you can't do those 4 things, you aren't a man:)
Also I can dance the Tango and I’ve been told that I do it well enough that it automatically accounts for 26, 27 and 29. If I throw in the Waltz, then 28 too.
So on that line:
30 - learn to dance
Nihil est incertius vulgo, nihil obscurius voluntate hominum, nihil fallacius ratione tota comitiorum.
Nothing is more unpredictable than the mob, nothing more obscure than public opinion, nothing more deceptive than the whole political system.
-- Cicero
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Quote:You mean, pull him out of the water from another boat? Yes. But if you mean swim his ass back to shore- depends on his water displacement...
Originally posted by fredgiblet:
3. Rescue a boater who has capsized
Quote:Seen it done in the movies, conjure I could learn to in a flash.
19. Clean a bolt-action rifle
Quote:Never done it; have no interest to.
22. Bleed brakes
All others okay.
Almost a good score Chrisisall
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I got #30 then too.
Though I don't think it substituted for any of them besides #26 and maybe #27.
~jimi
Lt. Alexander - Chief Medic / XO Alpha Co. / Logistics Specialist - 76th IAB
Sin lies only in hurting others unnecessarily. All other "sins" are invented nonsense.
Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.
Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.
You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don't ever count on having both at once.
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Are you kidding...if you can do # 30 then it's an automatic pass on the others.
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one that I was gonnna add:
" leave a woman smiling in her sleep..."
and a real secret, from the interesting old guyin the beer commercial:
"I know the secret of success. Find one thing you're really bad at.... and then don't do that thing!"
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