After*Con... The thread
POSTED BY: stinkingrose
UPDATED: Friday, September 14, 2007 23:34
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yeah if only I could actually make them...so many men really need them. 'Cause there's pretty women all over who just don't know how to tell a guy they're interested...by the way ladies, quit being subtle...try " Hey I'm interested in you" works every time. ( ok I'd use different words, but they aren't really board appropriate.
*snuggles in to Jimi
"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs
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Originally posted by RiverIsMyGoddess:
Hey, those glasses are a good idea. A hell of a lot less painful than sister whacking him with a stick every 5 minutes or so.
every 5 minutes? doubtful. maybe once. if that.
Commander, Alpha Company, 76th Independent Battalion
also the designated sasquatch
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That could change....if you don't start paying attention.. 
"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs
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You know.. he didn't actually specify single. That opens up a whole world of opportunity. And trouble.
Maybe just a subtle electrical charge that causes certain sensitive bits to tingle pleasantly instead of glasses? Positive reinforcement and all...
"Ya wanna?" might garner surprising results, ladies.
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...wouldn't whack him every five minutes....thinking more like two.
*runs away..cackling madly**
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whacking is only permitted if somebody shows an interest. as that is the case, i fear you may get bored, with all the non-whacking going on.
Commander, Alpha Company, 76th Independent Battalion
also the designated sasquatch
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Oooh, I like the electrode idea, though that might make for awkward conversation starters.
"Hi!"
*bzzzt*
"Are you ok?"
*bzzzzzzzt*
"D'you want a cup of coffee?"
*bbbzzzzzzzztttt*
~jimi
Lt. Alexander - Chief Medic / XO Alpha Co. / Logistics Specialist - 76th IAB
Darling, a true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires.
If the universe has any purpose more important than topping a woman you love and making a baby with her hearty help, I've never heard of it.
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A suggestion for all our Lady Browncoats as they travel in company with Browncoat guys.....
ok....
item 1.) 70% of all men are able to pick up signals from females who may be interested...
item 2.) the other 30% are split between those who believe every lady is hitting on them and those who believe no lady would ever hit on them....
item 3.) for that unfortunate small percentage in the latter group, who have an inability to pick up signals, and you witness one of your browncoat brothers going by in oblivion......
item 4.) LET THEM KNOW IMMEDIATLY, NOT 2 WEEKS LATER!!
Commander, Alpha Company, 76th Independent Battalion
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Originally posted by Zephyr1956:
near my own zip code, human, female, breathing, approximately the right number of limbs.
i've learned not to fly too high. just makes it easier to get shot down.
ROFLMAO!
Zeph, you furry little man, is there any doubt why we all love you.
I'm thinkin' MSG has made it her personal mission to play matchmaker for you.
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Originally posted by Zephyr1956:
A suggestion for all our Lady Browncoats as they travel in company with Browncoat guys.....
ok....
item 1.) 70% of all men are able to pick up signals from females who may be interested...
item 2.) the other 30% are split between those who believe every lady is hitting on them and those who believe no lady would ever hit on them....
item 3.) for that unfortunate small percentage in the latter group, who have an inability to pick up signals, and you witness one of your browncoat brothers going by in oblivion......
item 4.) LET THEM KNOW IMMEDIATLY, NOT 2 WEEKS LATER!!
Good info Zeph.
I am a great wingman so any browncoats who fall into that unfortunate small percentage of men who can't figure out when a woman is interested I've got your back.
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