Why does Inara have a brain melter?

POSTED BY: Da
UPDATED: Sunday, April 4, 2004 07:06
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DA

Saturday, April 3, 2004 1:31 AM

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Originally posted by karenkay99:
don't worry so much. i think she is dying but i don't think she'll die. joss will pull off something. maybe she was lied to, maybe simon discovers a cure, maybe something much better will happen coz joss is so good at coming up with something much better.

I cannot fathom Inara's death. It would break my heart, Mal's heart... pretty much everyone on the ship.

HOWEVER - We know Joss' penchant for killing off main characters, so who knows?

In HoG, if there was such an adrenaline/ass-kicking fluid, don't you think Nandi would have taken out Rance herself?

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I hope she does the soup-thing. It's always a hoot and we don't all die from it.

JENTLE

Saturday, April 3, 2004 1:38 AM

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Originally posted by Calhoun:
I just dont see the whole "she's dying" thing. Inara was prepping for battle is all.

OK, lets step back and look at Joss.. He likes to get women folk kicking ass! Inara was gunna take her superpower medicine and kick some reaver ass in a "buffy style" action scene.

.... Sorry, Calhoun, I can see Inara having a brain melter WAY easier than I can imagine her suddenly turning into a "buffy style" fighter...

Inara DEFINITELY kicks ass, but in her own way. And I think dealing bravely with a terminal illness IS kicking ass.

I also believe that Joss would have (eventually) pulled her out of the fire. Simon's near god-like doctor skills can't only have one purpose, after all. And the trade with Blue Sun for River would be a hell of a story.... even though Inara would never let them trade River, IMO.

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Every well-bred petty crook knows that the small concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting.

CALHOUN

Saturday, April 3, 2004 2:29 AM

Its often the slightly built, quiet and unassuming types that can be the biggest surprise in combat... If you didnt know of Bruce Lee's combat prowess and saw him standing around in clothes you could easily be mistaken for thinking he could get blown over in a stiff breeze... how wrong you would be.

CALHOUN

Saturday, April 3, 2004 2:35 AM

In fact, I believe that Joss Whedon has a Firefly spin-off planned called "Inara the Reaver Slayer". Read into that what you will..

CALHOUN

Saturday, April 3, 2004 5:28 AM

Hehehehe, get it?

Bah nvm..

JENTLE

Saturday, April 3, 2004 6:26 AM

LOL

Sorry, Calhoun, I should have posted my amusement earlier. You're very funny.

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Every well-bred petty crook knows that the small concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting.

TMURRIE

Saturday, April 3, 2004 8:30 AM

How awesome would it be to see Inara, in full, like, Buffy costume from like season 1. Have her just leap from her shuttle door onto the oncoming reavers and just beat the &@*! out of the them. Like have her with, I dunno, just some sort of metal pipe and just wailing on them again and again, over and over, skulls cracking with her crazy adrenaline power woman body being torn to shreds basically, as the reavers RUN IN FEAR of this power women. And then as they are taking off, she falls tragically to the floor, as Mal comes rushing over(with no music or sound at this point, but maybe some very faint violin)to her to pick her up and rush her to the infirmary.

You see the reavers ship just BLAST the hell away from that death trap of a Firefly class ship, armed with an ass-kicking companion. Everyone hovers around the windows of the infirmary for hours as Simon attempts to bring Inara back from the fists of womanly fury she had been only a few hours earlier. She awakes with...I dunno, an eye patch and a few broken ribs and a big ass black eye in the other eye, and her hair is ripped out, and everyone looks at her with...disbelief, love, and affection for what she has sacrificed for them as she lays unconcious yet again. Simon tells everyone to leave, that she needs blood, as Mal galantly gives his blood to his one love in this verse.

The next scene is her with crutches coming out of the infirmary and everyone rushes to thank her, and Mal just waits for everyone to be done, and gives her...a big hug that lasts for 30 seconds before the episode ends with Inara telling Mal later in her shuttle that she doesn't want to leave now, now that they are targets for the alliance and reavers alike. She decides to stay, not because of Mal, but because of the crew and her love for Serenity.Mal is left heart broken that she doesn't stay for him, but knows in his heart that she is. And you are left to wonder how someone like me could write such FRIGGIN AWESOME scripts like that...for free none the less.

JENTLE

Saturday, April 3, 2004 9:16 AM

LOLOLOL

tmurrie, you're my hero!

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Every well-bred petty crook knows that the small concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting.

CALHOUN

Saturday, April 3, 2004 11:49 AM

SEE!!

SEE!!!

Tmurrie has warmed to my idea! Thats exactly what I reckon is gunna happen in the movie. Tmurrie you should have had a spoiler warning up front!

TMURRIE

Saturday, April 3, 2004 9:07 PM

Well, you know. Sometimes I just get in the zone, and just make an awesome sript. Even though I've never written a script in my life, and the only thing missing from that would be witty saying from Jayne. Like Maybe after she comes out all bandaged up, Wash tells Inara that he never knew she could do something like that, and that looks like she'll be taking up Jayne's spot in the crew. And then Jayne will say something like " Well if Inara gets my job, I better get hers", and everyone will just look at him with disbelief that he could be so dumb.

I'm starting to get excited, now I wish I could see this new episode I just made. mwahahahahaha

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