Forty Seventh Floor: Where Is Everybody Hiding?
POSTED BY: daveshayne
UPDATED: Thursday, September 27, 2007 18:37
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To Johnny! *hic*
Sadly I didn't know him well which makes waking him hard. I have no amusing stories involving mustaches to tell but to Johnny may 'e rest in peace.
David
"Looks like we got here just in the nick of time."
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Considering his beliefs and that mine are more in line with that over any others, I'm offering prayers and burning incense for Johnny. Though I'm not nearly as graceful as the Captain or Inara, I'm sure he is well.
To Johnny 
A man who walks the Earth
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Under the bed.
Can't sleep, clowns'll eat me!
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Originally posted by Terri:
Under the bed.
Can't sleep, clowns'll eat me!
Psst. Over here. I'll cover you with my anticlown ray gun.
David
"Looks like we got here just in the nick of time."
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My sincerest sympathy and condolenses for your loss Mai.
Scorpion Regent
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Thanks guys. I really apprecitate your kind words. Just got back from Nebraska this afternoon. I keep switching back and forth between numb and tearful. Anyone have some cheerful news to share or a joke or something?
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Cheerful News:
1- Special Edition is out next Tuesday.
2- votes recorded as of 08/15/07
Xena: Warrior Princess 363168
Firefly 361692
Looks like we'll be #1 by D*C
Jokes:
1-A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car.
He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?"
The man in the car says "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them, but I haven't had a clue."
The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo."
"Hey, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.
The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car.
"Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo."
"Oh, I did," says the driver, "And we had a swell time. Today I am taking them to the beach."
2-
A frog goes into a bank, and hops up on the desk of the loan officer. ''Hi,'' he croaks.''What's your name?''
The loan officer says, ''My name is John Paddywack. May I help you?''
''Yeah,'' says the frog. ''I'd like to borrow some money.''
The loan officer finds this a little odd, but gets out a form. ''Okay,what's your name?''
The frog replies, ''Kermit Jagger.''
''Really?'' says the loan officer. ''Any relation to Mick Jagger?''
''Yeah, he's my dad.''
''Hmmm,'' says the loan officer. ''Do you have any collateral?''
The frog hands over a pink ceramic elephant and asks, ''Will this do?''
The loan officer says, ''Um, I'm not sure. Let me go check with the bank manager.''
''Oh, tell him I said hi,'' adds the frog. ''He knows me.''
The loan officer goes back to the manager and says, ''Excuse me, sir, but there's a frog out there named Kermit Jagger who wants to borrow some money. All he has for collateral is this pink elephant thing; I'm not even sure what it is.''
The manager says: ''It's a knick-knack, Paddywack, give the frog a loan; his old man's a Rolling Stone.''
A man who walks the Earth
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Thank goodness. I knew I should have ordered one of those when I got the chance. I guess that makes you a Big Damn Hero.
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Originally posted by Terri:
Thank goodness. I knew I should have ordered one of those when I got the chance. I guess that makes you a Big Damn Hero.
Your welcome. And I took the gun apart last night and reverse engineered it so you can have one too. Sure it's only a clone of an anticlown gun but it should ray just as effectively.
David
"Looks like we got here just in the nick of time."
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Originally posted by mai:
Anyone have some cheerful news to share or a joke or something?
A joke maybe. It seems there was this piece of twine that wanted to get a drink. Unfortunately the only bar in town had a strict no rope, string, or twine policy. So the twine twisted itself and roughed up it's loose end then walked into the bar to order a beer.
The bartender asked, "Aren't you twine?"
And the twine said, "Nope. I'm a frayed knot."
David
"Looks like we got here just in the nick of time."
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