The League Of Psychic Nutcases - I Can Fly!!!
POSTED BY: zerokiryu
UPDATED: Tuesday, September 11, 2007 03:22
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And the lines were hilarious
Example for those who don't know
This is the worst Christmas ever. I had thought it was the one when our parents bought us hamsters and forgot to poke holes in the boxes, but at least that had a moment of suspense.
Brian Hackett: Listen, We are throwing a suprise engagement party for Joe and Helen and um your all invited.
Casey Chappel Davenport: Its at the Harbor House tonight, we'll meet you in the lobby at 7:30
Roy Biggins: Well, its a little last minute but its a party and who am I to pass up a big sandwich. How many feet you go for, eight feet?
Lowell Mather: No, this is Joe and Helen, its gotta be the ten footer!
Brian Hackett: Brace yourself guys... um... were not having a big sandwich.
Lowell Mather: Excuse me um almost sounded like you said there'd be no big sandwich.
Fay Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: Everyone loves the big sandwich.
Roy Biggins: A party with out a big sandwich? it it it it its just not done.
Casey Chappel Davenport: All right! Enough about the big sandwich. I am sure you will all be more than pleased with the food especially after you've tasted the marvelous poached Salmon.
Lowell Mather: How many feet did you get?
Casey Chappel Davenport: It doesn't come by the foot.
Lowell Mather: Then how do you know when your full?
Casey Chappel Davenport: I gotta get off this Island
"I'm not all that interested in the mental health of people who want to kill me. "- Leroy Jethro Gibbs
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After leaving a spork and glomping trap for the silly Shirtless One 
,Roxy,Zero & her friend DragonDavid ..
LA spreads her wings & flies off to the cheesecake fields ...
I am an albatross after all 
Bryce
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" A revolution without dancing ,is a revolution not worth having.." V
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Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
After leaving a spork and glomping trap for the silly Shirtless One
LA spreads her wings & flies off to the cheesecake fields ...
I am an albatross after all
I'm not sure how to feel about being simultaneously sporked and glomped. I think I'll chase LA until I figure it out.
David
"Looks like we got here just in the nick of time."
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Originally posted by daveshayne:Quote:
Originally posted by LittleAlbatross29:
After leaving a spork and glomping trap for the silly Shirtless One
LA spreads her wings & flies off to the cheesecake fields ...
I am an albatross after all
I'm not sure how to feel about being simultaneously sporked and glomped. I think I'll chase LA until I figure it out.
Sounds painful......
*Flies off after LA and Dave*
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Originally posted by zerokiryu:
Sounds painful......
It's disco??? No, wait, that would be painful sounds.
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*Flies off after LA and Dave*
Haha. You can't catch me I'm the gingerbread dragon. Hahaha.
David
"Looks like we got here just in the nick of time."
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*through a mouthfull of gingerbread*
No food in the verse can stop me...
*looks at Dave*
Sorry about your tail there... it'll grow back though!
*Tries flying and realises she isn't concentrating hard enough...*
YOu have to really concentrate on flying if you don't have wings... I keep getting distracted by my knife persona... 
The hell with this... I am a knife!!!
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Originally posted by magdalena:
You have to really concentrate on flying if you don't have wings... I keep getting distracted by my knife persona...
Some say it's just the opposite. The knack to flying involves throwing yourself at the ground very hard and then suddenly forgetting you're falling. I wouldn't know though, as being a dragon, I have the full complement of wings.
David
"Looks like we got here just in the nick of time."
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nah... take it from me - I fly all the time when I am not distracted by certain blades and the like... you have to take a big step and kind of jump then hold your breath in a certain way and concentrate on not landing - you can keep it going for some time I find... unless I get woken up that is...
Oh I know - I am a flying dagger!! 
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Originally posted by daveshayne:
Some say it's just the opposite. The knack to flying involves throwing yourself at the ground very hard and then suddenly forgetting you're falling.
But see the most important part of this method is that you have to miss the ground (which takes alot of painful practice to get right)
*Sporks Mags and leaves some spork traps out for Roxy, LA29 and Zero*
*Skips around the thread wearing a pancake hat*
Kelkhil
The Shirtless Forsaken
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*loses concentration again as her twin sporks her*
starts skipping after him and singing the flying dagger song...
I am a flying dagger,
I fly and fly and fly...
...and if I catch right up to you,
I'll stab you and you'll die...
*stops skipping after her twin brother on account of the trouble she'd be in if she did accidently stab her twin brother...*
*sits on the ground and removes sporks from various parts of her person*
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