Destiny, Episode 12: Crew Tryouts (The Resurrection)
POSTED BY: SoulOfSerenity
UPDATED: Monday, April 28, 2008 16:16
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OoC:
Woot! Destiny is still flying!! I'm not surprised but it's still good to see you all.
Life has been... bumpy. My standard line of late has been " Forget the freaking lawyers - let's kill all the moron doctors with God complexes!" To be fair my general pratice doctor has not been a serious problem - just a bit slow on the response side...
Tim is still in Kuwait tho we're getting ready to meet up for is 2 week R&R - we meeting in Australia! Wonderful except for the whole hate flying part but it will be worth it-
just wanted to drop by and say Hey!
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And Of course you can BBQ in space - all you need is good ventilation! 
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Flechette - Destiny's Cook
We got Crab and pig tell:Squid ink and fish scale
Okra and dasheen leaves
Chitchat and chatter:Fill up the platter
With a garnish of pure make believe
- Jimmy Buffett's Calaloo
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FLECHETTE!!!!!
*REALLYHUGERIBCRUSHINGHUGS*
It's very good to see you!! I'm glad Tim is doing okay.
Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep
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Flechette!! Good to hear from you!
Glad to hear Tim's ok too. Australia? Cool!
Keep flying and keep us in the loop.
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"Got a headful of lightning
And a heart full of rain
And I know that I said
I'd never do it again
Oh and I love you sweet baby but I always take the long way home."
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Needy sneezes... like, really loud!
The sound echoes throughout the halls of the ship.
"That should wake them up"
Christian Shephard looks across at him and simply states "You're weird"
"That I am Dr Shephard. That I am!"
OOC: Totally lame, but its just a means to re-resurrect this thread once more
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Needy. Male Companion: Chosen One?
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The ship Destiny trailed through the stars, its occupants alive and well (albeit a little quiet), witnessing the miraculous arrivals of various new faces. New to the ship that is, but very familiar.
The visitors had arrived from the crew's fondest memories of stories past. Their favourite characters from novels and television shows, brought to life and now roaming the halls with them - the type of experience nobody could dream up, except a crazy writer who perhaps has too much time on his hands
Sam Marlowe walked casually down the corridor, a gun at his side and a smoke in his mouth. The hat that sat on his head obscured his appearance somewhat, but anyone with half-a-brain could recognise him as looking remarkably like the twentietch century actor Humphrey Bogart.
Elsewhere Marilyn Monroe fought against the air conditioner as it constantly blew her white skirt up into the air.
And walking around in his all together, Sayid Jarrah, of the television show Lost, looked high and low for a woman. Not any woman, a particular woman.
"AGH" Needy said, suddenly spotting the naked Iraqi soldier further down the corridor. "Good god man, put some clothes on" he uttered, holding his hand out in front of him, so that it obscured his line of sight - blocking the view of Mr Jarrah's "package"
"My name is Sayid Jarrah. And I am a torturer" the soldier announced.
"Yeah, I know, you've told us a hundred times" Needy responded. "What are you doing? Where are your clothes?"
"I am looking for a woman. The woman I love"
"Let me guess... Nadia right?"
"No" he replied
"Oh well, theres a first." Needy was genuinely surprised
"I am looking for the woman they call Serenity"
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Needy. Male Companion: Chosen One?
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"Hmm...things HAVE been a bit quiet."
Soul wandered the ship, passing buy a trio of men in the cargo bay who were busy throwing pies at each other.
"That had better get cleaned up by the time I come back!"
Finally he runs into Safe, who is attempting to light a grille.
"Hey Safe, any clue WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON ON MY SHIP?"
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Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.
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Doctor Me barricades himself inside the Infirmary, waiting for the craziness to subside.
Or at least waiting for the ship's population to drop back down to triple digits.
TheRealMe, Doctor of Destiny!
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"Hey Simba" Needy calls to the cute cartoon lion cub roaming the corridor. "Man, I love this place, I dunno why the crew seem to be hiding"
"Maybe they've got something against us as people" Christian Shephard said
"No, not our crew. We welcome all - men, women, fictional characters made flesh... mabe they're just a little tired and needed some shut eye"
"Hmm, maybe" Christian replied
"Look at this place" Needy said holding his arms outstretched "we got cartoon characters talking to supermodels, we got Bogart over there chatting up Natalie Portman and we got..."
Needy stops in his tracks
"What is it?" Christian asks
There in front of them, the crowd disperses just enough to make out the figure of Paris Hilton drinking a glass of Champagne.
"Shephard" Needy says plainly
"Yes?" the surgeon asks
"Go and get the shotgun"
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Quote:
Originally posted by SoulOfSerenity:
"Hmm...things HAVE been a bit quiet."
Soul wandered the ship, passing buy a trio of men in the cargo bay who were busy throwing pies at each other.
"That had better get cleaned up by the time I come back!"
Finally he runs into Safe, who is attempting to light a grille.
"Hey Safe, any clue WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON ON MY SHIP?"
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Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.
Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."
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"Well it appears that you are being overrun by beings from time's past, fictional or otherwise" a man says from behind them.
Soul and Safe turn and are met with an imposing figure - a man dressed in a Sherlock Holmes outfit, equipped with his trademark magnifying glass and pipe.
In fact, it WAS Sherlock Holmes
Safe stared at the man who held his pipe uncomfortably close to the food.
"Do you mind?" he asked
"I'm sorry, but I here trying to solve..."
Sherlock stopped as a blast rang out and his chest exploded, spraying blood all over the grille
"Gorram it" Safe exclaimed whilst Soul's mouth gaped open.
Sherlock dropped to the floor dead, revealing a man standing behind him.
It was Needy, holding a shotgun.
"I'm getting tired of these guys making a mess of our ship" Needy announced, ignoring the fact tht he'd just contributed to the mess.
Soul and Safe looked at each other
"You guys fancy going on a little hunt?" Needy asked, cocking his shotgun
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"You guys fancy going on a little hunt?" Needy asked, cocking his shotgun
An evil little grin begins to twitch at the corner of Soul's mouth. He sweeps aside his duster coat and pulls a rather large handgun from it's holster. He pulls the slide, and smiles wilder.
"Gentlemen, let's go hunting."
Several hours later, the crew (the NORMAL crew) is sitting around the dining room table, talking loudly as they enjoy a meal of grilled lion and roadrunner (the latter of which proved to be rather elusive, and ran fast as hell). Serenity kept casting angry glances at Soul, but soon gave up and enjoyed her grilled squash and eggplant.
In the cargo bay, Needy mumbled to himself as he hauled the last of the bodies through the airlock. He was the only one not enjoying the dinner, since Soul had ordered him to clean up the mess.
After all, the hunt had been his idea!
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Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.
Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."
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