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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN #22

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Saturday, July 28, 2007 02:32
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Tuesday, June 26, 2007 2:15 PM

Okay, so you forced me to use up some of my awesome tie-breaking powers! But in the end that means we have a winner! Unfortunately, I think our winner is expired...Congrats BULLETINTHEBRAINPANSQUISH! Correct me if I'm wrong but you're a first time winner! Welcome to the family!



And now, a little something from DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE that caught my eye because, frankly, it is a little stranger, a bit more odd, weirder, more bizarre even, it is THIS GUY! (bet he never thought he'd be immortalized in a Caption Tightpants game!)



Pope Guy: THE POWER OF JOSS COMPELS YOU!...to buy Serenity...


NOW YOU!

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Tuesday, June 26, 2007 8:39 PM

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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:




And now, a little something from DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE that caught my eye ...






Congrats to the winner! :) Now, a new entry:

Meddlesome Doctor: You, with your fine hat, where do you think you're going? Let me see your badge!

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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

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Tuesday, June 26, 2007 9:31 PM



The list of applicants for the post of Abbot at the Bathgate Abbey was pitiful this year.

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Wednesday, June 27, 2007 12:23 AM



Excuse me, mister printer man, but I'm trying to start a religion here. Why would my sticker say he's a bod?



David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

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Wednesday, June 27, 2007 3:24 AM

Congrats Bullet.


Weird Fan: "Mr. Whedon I really do worship you see the shiny bumper sticker ...."

Joss (edging backwards): "Umm that's very nice of you ..."
Nathan (whispering): "Don't worry Joss, security coming up is right behind him."

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Wednesday, June 27, 2007 4:36 AM

Gratz, bullet!!!

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JAYNE: That hat makes you look like an idiot.
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Frisky Browncoat
~Bastards anointed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is a bod?~

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Wednesday, June 27, 2007 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Congrats BULLETINTHEBRAINPANSQUISH! Correct me if I'm wrong but you're a first time winner! Welcome to the family!



Thanks all!!

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Me: You know, some folks might take offence to that there bumper sticker. Joss Whedon is no fool, and you'd better hope that no Browncoats see you. (Pause) Oh wait, I'm a Browncoat.

The following has been censored because of gratuitous violence and horrendous sailor-esque swearing.

Joss: This has really gone too far. Now there's a Joss Whedon gang? With an official nod and bandana? And they're at war with the Spielbergs? Please, I'm begging you. Stop the violence.

Yeah, I got nothin.

"Kaylee, find that kid who's takin a dirt nap with Baby Jesus: we need a hood ornament!"

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Wednesday, June 27, 2007 10:30 PM



replace "Joss Whedon is a God" with
"Will Perform Miracles for Firefly Season 2"

OR

"Male Companion For Hire"

OR

"Yep, it's a cow fetus..."


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Wednesday, June 27, 2007 11:41 PM



Date: Sometime in 2001
Place: Auditions for an up-coming Sci-Fi show by Joss Whedon.

Joss: I appreciate you coming here, but you're not exactly what we're looking for with regard to our Shepherd Book character.

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Thursday, June 28, 2007 12:22 AM



Eric Idle: "Grahmam, he's stealing one of your bits."

Graham Chapman (from on high in a loud booming voice): "Oh what is it now! Don't you realize I'm dead."

Eric: "Oh excuuuusee me! Too bloody high 'n mighty to have a coversation with an old mate just because your dead. Well I could drop dead this very minute and then you'd have nothing on me"

Graham" "Soorrry."

Eric (under his breath: "Twit."

Graham: "I heard that."

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