HERO OF CAPTION GAME ROUND #5
POSTED BY: andman
UPDATED: Monday, July 2, 2007 02:46
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(Mumbling): Gorram toilet so far away. Gotta take off this helmet and what not just to take a gorram piss. (Significant pause, looks down at helmet) Wait a tic, Jayne just had himself an idea!
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From his lunge Jayne Burst into a dance perfomance of Fame much to the joy of the crew
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What? Reavers? I'm hiding in this crate.
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Mal: Jayne, we're going to the Heart of Gold to defend the girls. Do you really think you'll need the super delux mega economy multi-pack of those?
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ROTFLOL, that cracked me up... Ok... I know, I'm just not right.
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Originally posted by andman:
Yes, I lifted it from spaceballs, but I thought it was funny anyway, lol.
Mal: Jayne, I said: "Take only what you need to survive!"
Jayne: It's my industrial strength hair dryer; and I can't live without it!
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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The free gift that came with Jyanes subscription to 'Weapons of Unimaginables Destruction' had finally arrived.
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It was a bad sign that the boredom of this leg of the flight was getting to them. Jayne had pulled out the Sp-Monopoly board.
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Got another one:
Jayne rehearses for the annual Miss Persephone Buffy Sing Along.
She does pretty well
With fiends from hell
But lately we can tell
That she's just
Going through the motions
David
"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de
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First he dressed for a possible air-locking
by the Captain.
Then he sneaked back into the hold. The crate
was addressed to him; he knew from the return
address that it was brimful of scripts and offers
of other series.
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bun
Frisky Browncoat
~Bastards cast my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~
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