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Run!! the squirrels are coming, the SQUIRRELS are coming

POSTED BY: kaneman
UPDATED: Friday, June 15, 2007 18:10
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Friday, June 15, 2007 3:25 PM

BERLIN (Reuters) - An aggressive squirrel attacked and injured three people in a German town before a 72-year-old pensioner dispatched the rampaging animal with his crutch.


The squirrel first ran into a house in the southern town of Passau, leapt from behind on a 70-year-old woman, and sank its teeth into her hand, a local police spokesman said Thursday.

With the squirrel still hanging from her hand, the woman ran onto the street in panic, where she managed to shake it off.

The animal then entered a building site and jumped on a construction worker, injuring him on the hand and arm, before he managed to fight it off with a measuring pole.

"After that, the squirrel went into the 72-year-old man's garden and massively attacked him on the arms, hand and thigh," the spokesman said. "Then he killed it with his crutch."

The spokesman said experts thought the attack may have been linked to the mating season or because the squirrel was ill.

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Friday, June 15, 2007 3:30 PM

So, who are YOU on Serenity Browncoats?

Heh heh Chrisisall

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Friday, June 15, 2007 3:39 PM

I always knew there was something sinister about those little hairy tailed rat fkers.

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Friday, June 15, 2007 3:42 PM

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Originally posted by chrisisall:
So, who are YOU on Serenity Browncoats?

Heh heh Chrisisall



Are you kidding me???

Please tell me you are kidding, Chris.

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Friday, June 15, 2007 3:44 PM

You should see the squirrels where I am. The damn things actually growl at you (or at least chitter very menacingly). Evil little bastards...

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"Right! Because teenage pranks are fun when you're about to die!"

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Friday, June 15, 2007 3:46 PM

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Friday, June 15, 2007 3:51 PM

St!

I looked into it's eyes and now feel cold and empty!

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Friday, June 15, 2007 4:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chrisisall:
So, who are YOU on Serenity Browncoats?

Heh heh Chrisisall




Don't give me any ideas. Unless you want me to come hang out with you there. No, actually I can't stand the lay-out of that board........Just enjoy the squirrels.....

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Friday, June 15, 2007 4:07 PM



AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Chrisisall

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Friday, June 15, 2007 4:19 PM



Beware the Buck-toothed one!



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