Why Won't PirateNews Go Away?

POSTED BY: Reaverman
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REAVERMAN

Monday, June 4, 2007 6:21 PM

I just have to know. That jackass has been spewing the same crap for years, and STILL, no one is listening. So why hasn't he just given up? Is his life really that sad? Has he nothing better to do than needlessly irritate those more sane than himself?

I mean, does anybody pay serious attention to him? Anyone? Does anyone else believe his "Commie-Nazi-Alien-Jew-Satan Worshiping-Bureaucracy" routine?

I understand HOW he can be such a stubborn and unreasonably paranoid ass-clown, but I don't see the WHY...

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"I refuse to submit,
To the god you say is kind.
I know what's right, and it is time,
It's time to fight, and free our minds!

Our spirits were forged in snow and ice,
To bend like steel forged over fire.
We were not made to bend like reed,
Or to turn the other cheek!"

- from the song "Thousand Years of Opression" by Amon Amarth

BIGDAMNNOBODY

Monday, June 4, 2007 6:28 PM

Perhaps because of threads like this.

HERO

Monday, June 4, 2007 6:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Reaverman:
So why hasn't he just given up? Is his life really that sad? Has he nothing better to do than needlessly irritate those more sane than himself?

There are couple possible reasons why he has not "gone away".

1. He has never faced the truly empty existence his life has become nor the reality that he is solely responsible for his failure to achieve anything of any real and lasting signifigance. Instead he is forced to blame "them" for conspiring against him for all his troubles. He is suffering the tyranny of quiet desperation within the confines and narrow limits of his own imagination. He should be laughed at, pitied, and then laughed at some more.

2. The Jewish-Nazi-Queen Elizabeth and the Traffic Police Death Squads somehow choose to ignore him while killing and imprisoning millions of other Americans everyday. Just an oversight really, one that should be corrected soon...perhaps during the next census.

3. He's really one of 'them' and he's looking for others that 'they' can go after.

4. His real name is Barbie Cummings.

5. He's not really there, we all imagine him.

H

REAVERMAN

Monday, June 4, 2007 6:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Hero:
5. He's not really there, we all imagine him.

H

Huh... That would explain a few things...

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"I refuse to submit,
To the god you say is kind.
I know what's right, and it is time,
It's time to fight, and free our minds!

Our spirits were forged in snow and ice,
To bend like steel forged over fire.
We were not made to bend like reed,
Or to turn the other cheek!"

- from the song "Thousand Years of Opression" by Amon Amarth

STARRBABY

Monday, June 4, 2007 7:41 PM

I kinda enjoy his posts. They're funny.

AURAPTOR

Monday, June 4, 2007 9:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Reaverman:

I understand HOW he can be such a stubborn and unreasonably paranoid ass-clown, but I don't see the WHY...

Kinda like River, "She understands, she doesn't comprehend " . Awww heck, I don't understand or comprehend, but you speaketh true words.

People love a happy ending. So every episode, I will explain once again that I don't like people. And then Mal will shoot someone. Someone we like. And their puppy. - Joss

" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "

KANEMAN

Monday, June 4, 2007 9:59 PM

He doesn't bother me any...........

REAVERMAN

Monday, June 4, 2007 10:14 PM

Kaneman, that's because you're an ass-clown too.

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"I refuse to submit,
To the god you say is kind.
I know what's right, and it is time,
It's time to fight, and free our minds!

Our spirits were forged in snow and ice,
To bend like steel forged over fire.
We were not made to bend like reed,
Or to turn the other cheek!"

- from the song "Thousand Years of Opression" by Amon Amarth

REAVERMAN

Monday, June 4, 2007 10:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Starrbaby:
I kinda enjoy his posts. They're funny.

That they are at first. But as it drags on month-after-month, year-after-year, it gets irritating just to see his user name on the list of people who've commented on a thread.

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"I refuse to submit,
To the god you say is kind.
I know what's right, and it is time,
It's time to fight, and free our minds!

Our spirits were forged in snow and ice,
To bend like steel forged over fire.
We were not made to bend like reed,
Or to turn the other cheek!"

- from the song "Thousand Years of Opression" by Amon Amarth

OLDENGLANDDRY

Monday, June 4, 2007 10:43 PM

He gets off on the attention, nothing more.

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