Top 2 Worst Movies...Part 2
POSTED BY: ColoradoCompanion
UPDATED: Thursday, May 24, 2007 21:31
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We will have to disagree on that one... I liked deep impact a whole lot more than armageddon.. that says more about armageddon than deep impact though...
Constance
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Mars Attacks - OMG I wanted to strangle the friend who gave me the free tickets
Kelkhil
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Yes, yes, and YES! I was looking firward to this movie, I mean it had Nicholson, it had Close, it had an all star cast of legends dammit, so what the hell happened? How in the hell could they allow themselves to be a part of this smelly smelly piece of feeyoo. All the while I'm watching this and thinking "What is this crap? What did I just waste 2 hours of my life on?" I couldn't BELIEVE this was let out in the theaters. Burton what the hell were you thinking? About the only real good part was watching the US congress get disintegrated. When this comes on the tv I avoid it so I can stop parts of my IQ from dropping. Just..... Feyoo.
That goes for The Core as well. Hour after hour of repetitive cliche after cliche, nothing of which made sense. It was just Hollywood blather screaming Look at this, look at the amazing things we can come up with technically that blows your mind and lines out pockets. Aren't we clever? Ahhh no. Your not. You are however like any Hollywood suit that claims to be making gold, only to find out it's yellow painted lead. There are too many of these types of movies (remember that trend?) Armeggedon was one, and that one with rapid global warming and the consequences therin (scary to think this could happen, but in a matter of days? wtf?) The Clint Eastwood movie of old astronaughts who have to go in space to stop a meteor I mean my God, do something original already.
Rant over for now.
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My biggest problem with talking about "worst movies ever" is I never remember the names a year or two later.
Yeah. My big problem is that I've got a pretty good sense of whether or not I'll enjoy something. So a lot of the ones I really hate aren't technically all that bad, I just don't like them.
But here's one that's just so awful and incoherent, it's just hilarious:
Fantasy Mission Force. It's an old Jackie Chan movie from the '80s, which should tell you enough.
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The Clint Eastwood movie of old astronaughts who have to go in space to stop a meteor I mean my God, do something original already.
Actually, they were disarming Soviet nukes leftover from the Cold War.
...Sorry. Was on TV the other day.
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I share the same problem as some other in that the worst movies are the most forgetable. I work at it and I seem to be successful, because I have a vague memory of something about goblins in an apartment building with a time portal or some such thing. Badddddd. With a capital "B".
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Originally posted by chrisisall:Quote:You risk the wrath of Bruce Campbell fans everywhere!
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
Bubba Hotep (SP) - WIfe's Co- Workers said it was funny. I waited for the funny and it never came
Hail to the King, baby Chrisisall
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DON"T EVER DOUBT THE GENIOUS OF BRUCE CAMPBELL!
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Hostel.
I was in the room when my brother put it in. Fans will try to tell you different but there was no story. Basically it was just "let's do as many painful, violent, horrible, disgusting things to people as we can" and people think it's entertaining!?! The pornography of violence. I usually don't care all that much about violent films, so long as there's a good film to accompany it. This didn't have that. It was voilence for its own sake. And there's a sequel coming out.
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Anything with Whoopi Goldberg.
She's on the run from the mob, why don't we hide her in a convent.
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Originally posted by chrisisall:Quote:You risk the wrath of Bruce Campbell fans everywhere!
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
Bubba Hotep (SP) - WIfe's Co- Workers said it was funny. I waited for the funny and it never came
Hail to the King, baby Chrisisall
Now now now.... See, I have seen every movie that he has ever done and met him at a lecture he was giving at my local Community College (his Dad is a semi-retired Professor there). I even tortured my wife and repeatidly watched the made for Sci-Fi movies and loved them for their campyness.
This movie had the potential to be THE BEST movie he had done since EDs and it just wasn't there. I mean come on, Elvis, Kennedy in a new body and a frigin Mummy! This movie should have been EPIC! It just wasn't. It was like every time they had a chance to make a joke they stopped one step short of the funny!
Kelkhil
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and big ass giant bugs...
...but you have a point...
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It was like every time they had a chance to make a joke they stopped one step short of the funny!
Initially, that was my reaction too. But then I watched it again with some friends, knowing it wasn't very funny.... And it actually works much better as a drama than a comedy. Bruce gets some good zingers here and there, but it's largely a pretty serious movie (except for the plot, of course). That's just my opinion, though.
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