Your #1 and 2 ALL time Hated Movies?
POSTED BY: RiveR6213
UPDATED: Friday, June 1, 2007 14:31
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Oh god there is so many i hated
1. The Punisher (remake with Thomas Jane) I was a fan of the comics but this remake (There was one done in the 80's with Dolph Lundrin which was HOT) sucked the big time. Jane cannot act. It's set in Tampa- when it was supposed to be a NY based comic. Bad guy was John Travolta(why why why) and the plot was thin at best.
2.X-men 3 - Another comic book based movie that missed the mark. Jane Grey becomes the Pheonix-yes but come on the rest of the movie was off canon and were way off base where certian characters were concerned(Prof x dying?Magneto and Rogue losing powers? COME ON) and other dissapearing (Where did Nightcrawler go?) and all the big egos in the movie as well- With Halle Berry and Hugh Jackman vying for on screen time. And excuse me WHERE THE FUCK WAS GAMBIT?
3. Ghost ship- I love Gabriel Burne and weirdo horror movies but this movie was the pits. You have a ship that has been floating out in the Ocean for decades(oooh this could be good) and then you add ghosts(oooh better) but then the movie deevolves after that...meh
4. Wayens Brothers movies- need i say more?
5.Star Trek Nemesis- They Killed Data! You bastards. Worst Trek Movie (Besides ST5:The final Fronteir) Worst Plot.
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There are a LOTTA movies I can't stand, whole GENREs I won't spend time or money on. But only 2 that I really hate
1. Starship Troopers. I read the novel when it was new, and found it amazing and inspiring. Read the screenplay online, and halfway thru, said, " This is an insult. Veerhooven totallty distorted what Heinlein had to say. Never gonna watch this, or anything derived from it. " At least that's the censored version of what I said.
2. Chapter 27. This ain't even been released yet, and may never be. The story about the man who shot John Lennon, because he wanted to be as famous as Lennon was. Don't wanta hear about it, ain't gonna go see it, ain't gonna read reviews of it or buy anything that has anything to say about it. AND I will not ever acknowledge that man's name. For his punishment, he must be consigned to nothingness.
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Originally posted by Tinadoll:
And excuse me WHERE THE FUCK WAS GAMBIT?
I love Gabriel Burne and weirdo horror movies
I've been asking that question since the FIRST X-Men.
If you like wierd horror check out damn near anything by Takashi Miike, or this movie called Suicide Club, in the opening scene 54 smiling schoolgirls join hands and jump in front of a moving train.
Oh yeah, I loath American remakes of great Japanese horror films, just look at what they did to Dark Water.
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Originally posted by zerokiryu:
If you like wierd horror check out damn near anything by Takashi Miike, or this movie called Suicide Club, in the opening scene 54 smiling schoolgirls join hands and jump in front of a moving train.
Oh god that sounds poeticly beautiful..
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Oh yeah, I loath American remakes of great Japanese horror films, just look at what they did to Dark Water.
..And Audition...and The Eye ...
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Originally posted by RiveR6213:
Mine are:
#1 Class of 1999
#2 Return to the Posidon Adventure
*BTW my high school was used in the Class of 1999*
-River
O.K., River got me curious as I had never seen either one of these movies, so I watched "Return To The Poseidon Adventure" yesterday. She's right. Absolute crap. (couldn't find Class of 1999)
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1: REQUIEM FOR A DREAM.
Premise: Something shocking is going to happen... BASH! Something shocking is Happening....BASH! BASH! Oh my god something shocking just happened BASH! BASH! BASH!!!! over the bloody head again and again and again!! One of the most melodramatic and insignificant films I have ever had to watch. A simplistic message, thrashed out over and over again!!!!!
2: CRASH (David Cronenberg)
Two hours of watching Cronenberg's perversion! Irrelevant dribble from someone who should know better!!! This may aswell have been written by Joe Eszterhas (he who wrote Showgirls)
There are of course worse films out there but one thing that really gets my goat with films is when they presume that the 'Taboo' is somehow intellectual and by intellectualizing (for want of a better word) it that this somehow elevates a film to some kind of cinematic significance. Thereby garnering a slew of simple minded reviewers claiming it is a: "Must' see film", if one regards oneself as a serious film fan....
Well in the immortal words of SPIKE..... "BOLLOCKS!!!"
Give me 50's sci-fi, give me Indiana Jones hi-jinks, give me Airplane belly laughs or Starman sentiment, or give me..............Give me........
SERENITY!!!!
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Originally posted by Peulsar5:Quote:
Originally posted by RiveR6213:
Mine are:
#1 Class of 1999
#2 Return to the Posidon Adventure
*BTW my high school was used in the Class of 1999*
-River
O.K., River got me curious as I had never seen either one of these movies, so I watched "Return To The Poseidon Adventure" yesterday. She's right. Absolute crap. (couldn't find Class of 1999)
Keep looking for the Class of 1999. It's out there and it is a terrible movie. It was shot in Seattle where I live and the school they used for it was my old high school called Lincoln high. In the movie they changed the name to Kennedy High School. I guess the whole idea of it was that it was the year 1999 and gangs have taken over most of North Seattle, and most of the schools zones were considered "red zones" Not even the cops wanted to go in there, but some of the schools were still open for business, but the teachers kept getting killed off, so the state sent in some "Special Teachers" who all just happen to be Terminators. You can already guess where this is going to go...
It was freaky watching those killer, terminator, teachers cyborgs having a shootout with those kids in my old science class... Something like that does something to your head, or at least mine. Really, really bad movie!!!!
"Return to the Poseidon Adventure" was so beyond bad that it makes you wonder why they even made it. BTW, I saw that in the movie theater, and this was the 1st movie that I ever felt that I should walk out of but I didn't because I had paid good money for it, so I sat there and watched and felt victimized. "The Bow-People?" LoL!
-River
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I don't see a lot of movies in the theatre. The upside of this is that I manage to not see lots of the worst ones.
Sometimes, though, one slips past the radar and the one that I hate the most is Excalibur.
It was attempting to be authentically medieval and failing awfully and annoyingly.
Then, a guy leaves his horribly inauthentic armor on while making love....
rrrrrrrrrrr
That was it for me. And, that scene is nearly at the beginning of the film....
I was actually reduced to muttering at it out loud much to my husband's and friends' embarassment.
ShinyLibrarian
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Originally posted by Sister:
Solaris (w/george clooney) was So bad, and soooo sucky...it forever set the standard in my family by which all movie suckiness is judged. It's the Solaris Scale of Suckiness. 10 being Solaris...
There must be two Solaris movies with George clooney, because the one I watched was phenomenal.........
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Originally posted by Canter:
1. Ultraviolet. After I watched this, I had only one question. Why?
ME to... why oh why? Then it came to me... to get money out of horny nerdy 12-18 year old boys wholikes vampires and Milla Jovovich. That has to be it.
God theres so many movies I just have blocked out of my memory. Reading this thread brings them back. Not shure if I like that. Its funny though how people actually watches movies "recomended" here just to see if they are as bad as people say they are.
I disagree with a lot of people here, but thats just to be expected. People dont like the same movies.
I would like to add two movies that annoys the hell out of me
Constantine
and
Spawn
I liked the comics damn it, and then they go and rape them like this... grr!
John Constantine just cant be american, he just cant and Keanu Reeves.. not the greatest actor in the world. It could have been soooooooo good but alas it was crap.
Same goes for Spawn. It shouldnt be difficult to make atleast a half decent movie out of this.. but clearly it was.
Constance
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