Your #1 and 2 ALL time Hated Movies?
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UPDATED: Friday, June 1, 2007 14:31
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1. Battlefield Earth. When we got out of that movie, a friend put it best when he said, "I think I'd have been better off just putting $8 down on the ground and walking away from it." And I have read the book, and it wasn't that good either. Not as bad as the movie, but it still stank.
2. The Nightmare Before Christmas - I took a date to see this movie, and if my date hadn't been a huge Tim Burton fan, I'd have walked out of the movie.
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Have to go with
1. Double Jeopardy - Ashley Judd, Tommy Lee Jones. Utter Crap
2. Pearl Harbor - How can you make a movie about an unprovoked surprize attack, and try not to offend the attackers? Oh yeah, portray them as victims of an over-controlling ruthless government. Well, that and Ben Affleck.
Edit - I had a friend who saw Nacho Libre for free and went to the ticket counter after and demanded her money back - it was that bad. I never saw it based on this rousing recommendation.
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Nightmare, really? To my entire generation, that's a movie that has so much magic and power. I'm surprised to hear someone NOT liking it. Mind you, there's been a few films mentioned here that I actually liked that I don't mind.
But getting back on topic, I don't have a #2, but I do have a #1, which goes too...
WILD WILD WEST.
That movie is without a doubt the lowest of the low. It is without a doubt the biggest insult to human intelligence ever created. A $100 train wreck of awful jokes, lame special effects, no script (to say a weak script is to imply that there were actual pages written), horrible concepts and just an embarrasment for everyone involved. This movie is my litmus test for bad movies. If someone says that blank film is the absolute worst movie ever made, I intentionally seek that movie out to see if it's even worse than WILD WILD WEST. There have been a few, but nothing so far has surpassed that cinematic equivalent of cyanide.
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I'll admit Wild Wild West isn't brilliant but its at least a 3 star film for me, made me half at least a dozen times
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Heh. So many choices, so little time.
I'm a little surprised at some of the selections, though... A History of Violence??? Great film!
The only movie I ever walked out of was "Thief", some movie with James Caan. And we wanted to flee so badly it wasn't even worth it to stop long enough to get our money back.
"Dances With Wolves". I've tried, I really have, to watch it, and have NEVER managed to make it past an hour. What a piece of overblown PC revisionist CRAP. Ew.
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Originally posted by Sister:
Sorry Chrisisall...hated it (solaris)...and, actually loved 2001...as for "DING...fight?" no thanks, it's pointless and life is too short - we like what we like and we don't like what we don't.
It's okay, Sis, you're not alone.
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I hate this movie, too, but for me it's a sensory thing.
Solaris had the most irritating sound design & dialogue I've ever experienced.
Two types of sounds grate on my nerves like fingernails on a chalkboard: Whispering/mumbling & gum chewing: All the actors whispered or mumbled their lines, and Jeremy Davies was constantly chewing gum (and gesticulating weirdly).
This movie was miked so well, every tiny nuance of all that was drilled into my skull.
Sheer torture!
My other choice is Virus with Jamie Lee Curtis.
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Cast Away - Two hours of Tom Hanks talking to a volleyball.
The Scorpion King - Well make that anything the Rock stars in.
The Mummy - I swear if this franchise ruins Jet Li I'm gonna be pissed.
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Originally posted by Kinetic:
Edit - I had a friend who saw Nacho Libre for free and went to the ticket counter after and demanded her money back - it was that bad. I never saw it based on this rousing recommendation.
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Then tell her not to watch Envy with Ben Stiller... Trust me, she want interest on her money...
Oh and "Everyone walk the dinosaur"
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1. Ultraviolet. After I watched this, I had only one question. Why?
2. Anything with Eddie Murphy (Except Shrek)
But you guys should feel blessed that you are spared Leon Schuster movies. He's a local film maker and for some strange reason, very popular. (May you be protected against a South African sense of humor) Think Police Acadamy 8 but with elephant sh*t. And it won't be a movie unless someone has to stick his head up a rhino's ass.
Sucky sucky sucky...
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