THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #62

Mal: "Um, I suspect you want me to turn my head and cough"

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(Go, Emmer! Congrats)
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When the doc told the Captain to pucker up
for the thermometer there may have been
something lost in the translation.
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The Captain demonstrates his inimitable
"stick up the pigu" attitude.
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MAL: No, I didn't tie it myself. Do you
have a problem with that?
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bun in the sun
~Whose bastard billed my turtle?~

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Congrats EmmaRigby!..you're a genius,I say!



MAL: "Is there blubber?"

(O/S)Soft, uncontrolled giggling can be heard from Kaylee & Inara...

Life beats down and crushes the soul and Art reminds you that you have one. -Stella Adler

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Jayne: "I can't hold it in any longer Mal, I gorram love you"
Mal: "S-what?"

MrShinyVerse

"I'm here for a good time, not a long time" - that's my motto, or it might be if I start having a motto

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Quote:

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Originally posted by ARTisOXYGEN:
Congrats EmmaRigby!..you're a genius,I say!

Flatterer! I'll send the cheque later.

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After some scientific experimentation River discovered that if you pull a man's cravate too tight his eyes will bulge out in a way not dissimilar to that of a throttled guinea pig.

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Hissssssssss!

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Looking over the shoulder of a fellow partygoer, Mal was shocked to see Jayne enter in the dress that he had bought for Kaylie.

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Mal: Delivery to a nudist coloney you say!!??

Rest of Crew: I'll be in my bunk

and

Man: ...but, you'd have to be insane to go on this job

Mal: well...as a matter of fact my ships pleanty full of insane...

and

Mal: whoa...big teeth grandma!!!

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Quote:

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Originally posted by Choo1701:

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Mal froze mid quip as he heard an ominous rip and suddenly felt a familiar draft through the seat of his pants.

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Hissssssssss!

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Mal: This plan involves what? Me, wearing a bonnet and being you're wife?

Jayne: Gorram Mal, this is my one chance to contribute a lawful idea to make coin.

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