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PARIS HILTON GOES BACK TO JAIL! Exclusive Video
As seen tonight on CNN's Nancy Grace Psycho Prosecutor Bitch From Hell:
http://freeparis.shutterline.com
Ineffective Assistance of Counsel is always a valid legal appeal. None of Hilton's lawyers in this criminal case were criminal defense specialists:
http://news.findlaw.com/hdocs/docs/ent/cahilton92606cmp.html
www.kwikalaw.com
This is what a real DUI defense specialist is like, who publishes the #1 legal textbooks on the subject:
www.duicenter.com
Lawyers are not taught DUI law in law college.
Not that I care about filthyrich Jewish porn stars, but the utter incompetence and/or criminal corruption of the Media Mafia and Legal Mafia, that refuse to tell the Truth about DUI law and contract law, is always disturbing. The 6th Plank of the Communist Manifesto is "Govt control of communications and transportation".
For example, every government driver license test book declares that a person can drink 24 beers every day and always have a 0.00% blood-alcohol level. It is NOT "against the law to drink and drive" in any state. And every person has a Constitutionally guaranteed God-given right to drive without a license (for non-commercial purposes). Extortion and duress at gunpoint by a police state death squad voids all court contracts, such as probation, driver licenses, vehicle registrations, traffic tickets, etc. That's Contract Law 101.

False Advertising: ONE drink WITHOUT DUI conviction results in 45 days jail
To stay that skinny, Hilton could not drink more than one glass of alcohol a day, which is a high-calorie beverage.
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VIDEO: Paris Hilton looks stone cold sober within 2 hours of arrest, and was immediately released from jail:
http://us.video.aol.com/player/launcher?ar=us_en_video_748x541_full&mo
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www.tmz.com/2006/09/07/exclusive-paris-busted-for-dui/
"Strictly speaking, a driver can register a BAC of 0.00% and still be convicted of a DUI. The level of BAC does not clear a driver when it is below the 'presumed level of intoxication.'"
—Tennessee Driver Handbook and Driver License Study Guide
http://state.tn.us/safety/dlhandbook/menu.htm
The Prohibition Times: America's Secret History of Alcohol Prohibition TODAY
www.piratenews.org/theprohibitiontimes.html
"We are hoodwinked, duped more and more every year; we are made to feel we are free when we are not."
—Dr Carlos Wassaja Montezuma MD, Fort McDowell Yavapai Nation, USA
Hilton was NEVER convicted of DUI. She was so sober that police immediately released her without posting bail. Her mugshot looked so sober that police refused to release it. Breath-alcohol tests do NOT test for "alcohol", and have no guarantee from the manufacturer. Dieting can result in a false positive test result. No human being can pass a so-called Field Sobriety Test. She got "convicted" of "reckless driving" (without wrecking). The only reason she was arrested for DUI, and convicted of "probation violation" (civil contempt of court), was because she "voluntarily" testified against herself under duress at gunpoint (violation of 5th Amendment to US Constitution). The only reason she was sentenced to 45 days jail was because she dared defend herself in court, "so she had to be punished as an example to the sheeple," which is what Gangsta Govt tries to do to everyone who asserts their Constitutional rights.
She apparently DID have a driver license to drive to work (or thought she did), etc, which is routinely granted for DUI convictions (Restricted Driver License), but is extremely rare for RD cases (since regular license is NOT suspended). In Hilton's case, the probation period was THREE YEARS, which is a FELONY - very strange when reckless driving is a misdemeanor, with a max six months in jail.
Gangsta Govt routinely suspends driver licenses without notice, resulting in arrests for people who were never told their license was su
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Can't say that I looked at it this way before! PN-We can always count on you to put things in a different perspective.
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Always look upstream.
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Yes, critical thinking is always good exercise for the brain muscle. Especially if you want to stay out of jail.
Within 24 hours of my email to Hilton's PR firm, Hilton immediately hired a "DUI lawyer" to handle the appeals, thus firing their "Hollywood entertainment lawyers", on this one case. Coincidence theory? Or ESP?
My next tip:
Regarding Nancy Grace's "Paris Hilton Special" on CNN last night, it appears that Paris Hilton now has a civil cause of action to sue Grace for SLANDER.
That would make good headlines!
Grace is already sued for murder, er, "wrongful death", which made headlines.
www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/11/21/nancygrace.sued/index.html?eref=rss_law
Grace falsely claimed that Hilton was convicted of DUI, not "reckless driving". This is a textbook example of SLANDER.
Isn't that interesting?
Good move on Hilton hiring a DUI specialist. I've gotten into debates with many lawyers and judges, on radio and in law college, over many myths on DUI cases. All I did was read legal textbooks on DUI law ( www.duicenter.com), which those lawyers and DUI judges either never read, or are covering up in order to reap higher profits from gullible clients and defendants.
The key evidence was Hilton's "confession" to "drinking ONE drink" (a near-fatal mistake), when she did not realize the fact that the so-called "legal limit" is 0.00% blood-alcohol level (or breath alcohol), which is PROHIBITION. The cop is paid "commission" (overtime to appear in court), so it's more profitable to arrest for DUI than write a ticket for "speeding". "One drink" is translated by the cop to mean "one six pack" or "one case of beer", etc. If the BAC score is low, then police allege the defendant meant, "one beer and a bottle of illegal narcotics", or "one drink and a vial of crack", etc.
Note that the alcohol in ONE beer is metabolized by a healthy non-Asian liver within one hour of digestion. So drinking one alcohol beverage results in a BAC score of 0.00% after a couple of hours. But BAC machines are so unreliable that no manufacturer provides a warantee that any BAC machine can test for alcohol! False positives are common. Dieting, without drinking alcohol, can result in a BAC false score of 0.30%, which is COMA level, due to ketoacidosis. Paris testified to not eating that day, which is by definition, "dieting".
DUI judges literally brag in their college textbooks that prosecutors NEVER need any proof of drugs, never need to find drugs, or never need to test for drugs, "because there's so many different kinds of drugs that it's impossible to test for, so everybody is guilty!" This is why a score of 0.00% BAC is a FAILING score.
The CORRECT answer to EVERY question by police is always NO ANSWER, or, "I respectfully decline to answer that question". The 5th Amendment to US Consitution protects everyone against self-incrimination.
According to US Supreme Court, all that's required is to show "identification" to avoid arrest (NOT a driver license). That could be done verbally. But DUI lawyers write that a verbal response gives police an opportunity to "testilie" about "slurred speech", or "odor of alcohol" (alcohol has NO odor).
It's also interesting that every person has a Constitutionally guaranteed God-given Natural right to travel while driving a car WITHOUT a license (or walking, or riding a dangerous horse, or driving a dangerous horse & buggy, or driving a boat, or flying an ultralight airplane). Civil "driver license contracts" are only required for "commercial drivers for hire", such as truckers or taxi drivers. For 1,00s of years, everyone had the right to travel without a license. Only since the Communist Manifesto has that right been stolen - the 6th Plank of the commie Manifesto is "Government control of communications and transportation". Driver licenses are ANTI American.
If police were REALLY concerned about public safety, they would arrest murderers for perping over 2.5-MILLION MURDERS EVERY YEAR in USA:
www.lef.org/magazine/mag2004/mar2004_awsi_death_01.htm
www.msnbc.msn.co
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Originally posted by piratenews:
Ineffective Assistance of Counsel is always a valid legal appeal. None of Hilton's lawyers in this criminal case were criminal defense specialists:
Being both really rich and really famous Miss Hilton could have chosen any lawyer she wants. She also could have proceeded without a lawyer. That she chose poorly is not a valid issue for appeal. Just because her lawyers lost the case does not make their assistance ineffective.
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Lawyers are not taught DUI law in law college.
Thats true and false. I interned for credit for the office I now Prosecute for and learned DUI law during that internship. The purpose of lawschool is not to learn all the laws, there's too many to remember them all. The purpose is to learn legal thinking and core concepts. That way a lawyer can properly prepare a case by learning the relevant laws and applying them in the correct manner.
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Not that I care about filthyrich Jewish porn stars, but the utter incompetence and/or criminal corruption of the Media Mafia and Legal Mafia, that refuse to tell the Truth about DUI law and contract law, is always disturbing.
There you have it. PirateNews can read the law and know the "truth" without benefit of years of study or any experiance. He also plans to begin performing heart surgury, doing your tax planning, and designing NASA new space shuttle and all without those pesky diplomas, licenses, or certifications. He also plans to jump from his window and fly away, after all the Jewish Physics Mafia doesn't want you to know the truth about the law of gravity.
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For example, every government driver license test book declares that a person can drink 24 beers every day and always have a 0.00% blood-alcohol level.
Darn, I missed that one on my exam...must have been drunk.
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It is NOT "against the law to drink and drive" in any state.
Sure, as long as you are not over the limit or under the influence. I'm fairly sure PN was both when he wrote this.
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And every person has a Constitutionally guaranteed God-given right to drive without a license (for non-commercial purposes).
Its between the right to pasta and the protection from boogymen.
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Extortion and duress at gunpoint by a police state death squad voids all court contracts, such as probation, driver licenses, vehicle registrations, traffic tickets, etc. That's Contract Law 101.
Yeah, first day of Contract Law was all about the death squads. Come to think of it my Professor was Jewish (that sound was PN's mind/comspiracy exploding)...
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"We are hoodwinked, duped more and more every year; we are made to feel we are free when we are not."
—Dr Carlos Wassaja Montezuma MD, Fort McDowell Yavapai Nation, USA
Montezuma's revenge?
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If Grace had her way, Paris would commit suicide before going to jail.
As a prosecutor I can say that this is not the case...although it would be cheaper for all concerned...
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Never mind that the worst cause of death is Gangsta Govt, which funds 10,000s of death camps in USA, that murders over 2.5-MILLION US citizens EVERY YEAR.
And they also make crafts and swim in the lake and make friends that last a lifetime.
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Here in Tennessee, our Gangsta Govt names highways in honor of convicted hit-and-run drunk drivers:
Same in Ohio. I don't know how many people Mr. I-77 South killed.
PN, you should take this stuff on the road...you make people round here laugh (an evil laugh) at your crazytalk.
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That was pretty funny, Hero.
And not in the psychotic paranoid way that PN's stuff is funny.
This thread is a two-for-one. 
"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."
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Today, Nancy Raving Psycho Bitch Grace again committed slander by falsely claiming Paris Hilton was convicted of DUI. Which just goes to show the rest of CNN's "news coverage" is equally defective (Lou dobbs excepted).
"Reckless driving" is NOT a "lesser included offense" of drunk driving. Thus, when the prosecutor decided to dismiss the DUI charge, there was no other crime to charge Paris with - THAT MEANS SHE WON.
In California, RD carries a max sentence of 90 days jail, so the 3-year "probation" contract was defective, and thus void, as an unconscionable civil contract.
Paris' Simple Life TV partner Nicole Richie was also arrested for DUI. Twice - just like Dick Cheney. She also was arrested for heroin possession, that was DISMISSED after diversion and probation, just like Bush Jr's cocaine arrest. Nicole does have a DUI conviction on her record, just like the soon-to-be-impeached "president" and impeached "VICE president".
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Nicole Richie was arrested for DUI early Monday morning. She was booked at 4:50 AM today and was released around 7:15 this morning. A preliminary alcohol screening device revealed that Nicole was not under the influence of alcohol. Law enforcement officers tell TMZ Nicole Richie admitted she had taken Vicodin and smoked pot. This is not the first brush Richie has had with substance abuse. In 2003, she pled guilty to heroin possession. The charges were dismissed after she completed the terms of her probation.
www.tmz.com/2006/12/11/nicole-richie-popped-for-dui/
NICOLE RICHIE pleaded not guilty today to charges stemming from her arrest in December on suspicion of driving under the influence. The "Simple Life" star was charged last Friday with misdemeanor DUI. Richie was not present at the Glendale Superior Court hearing in California; her defense attorney entered the plea on her client's behalf. A pre-trial hearing has been set for April 2. When officers approached, they found Nicole alone in her SUV in the carpool lane. She was at a complete stop and facing the right direction. According to authorities, she failed standard field sobriety tests and was subsequently arrested.
www.etonline.com/celebrities/news/38035/index.html
Richie allegedly failed a series of field sobriety tests, but was not given a breathalyzer because she was not believed to be drunk driving.
While she may not have been drunk, Richie seems to have been impaired and will likely have a hard time escaping her charges of DUI, which applies to driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs. During her DUI arrest in 2002, Richie was found to be under the influence of alcohol. She twice registered breathalyzer readings that were above the legal blood alcohol content level of 0.08% in California, and admitted to having a shot of vodka.
www.totaldui.com/dui_articles_nicole_ritchie_arrest.htm
Nicole Richie panicking over prison fears
www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16994739/
Funny how Zero hates the US Constitution so much, and loves the Communist Manifesto so much. No wonder he works for Gangsta Govt.
This week, a motion for new trial was filed with Tennessee Court of Criminal Appeals, to overturn a murder conviction of a kid who shot his school principal, and sentanced to 45 years. The motion was filed due to inneffective assistance of counsel, as confessed by the ineffective counsel. His guilty plea was "withdrawn" (rescission of civil contract). The appellate judges will agree that the 15-year-old kid was too young to sign a civil contract "without his parents' permission". Only adults over 18 years of age are allowed to sign contracts. Below the age of consent, there is no "meeting of the minds" as required by all contracts. That's why pedophile rape is illegal in USA (but legal in Mexico and Kuwait). The school principal at the mind kontrol slave camp was certainly worthy of the death penalty for his crimes of assault-by-sabotaged-vaccination, cen
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Funny how Zero hates the US Constitution so much, and loves the Communist Manifesto so much. No wonder he works for Gangsta Govt.
That and my City pays me more then 90% of the other Prosecutors in the state...all us commies are in it for the money.
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Thus all driver license contracts are void, since they are first signed by 14 to 16 year old children, below the age of consent.
I guess you got us there. Everybody, tear up your license and if you get pulled over tell them PN said it was 'ok'. I note for the record that a license and a contract are not the same thing. For instance a contract requires an exchange of goods and services between two or more parties for consideration and a license is well: 1) n. governmental permission to perform a particular act (like getting married), conduct a particular business or occupation, operate machinery or vehicles after proving ability to do so safely or use property for a certain purpose. 2) n. the certificate that proves one has been granted authority to do something under governmental license. 3) n. a private grant of right to use real property for a particular purpose, such as putting on a concert. 4) n. a private grant of the right to use some intellectual property such as a patent or musical composition. 5) v. to grant permission by governmental authority or private agreement.
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The funniest thing about Zero, is that he's so incompetent a trial lawyer that he could never win as a pro se defendant in traffic court.
I'd point out that you are making no sense but I'm too busy admiring the rising of the sun and that the sky is blue.
I note for the record that I have not lost a traffic case in over three years...just had two this morning, a speeder and an overweight truck.
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He would always plead guilty to all his crimes, and pay the extorion racket to his loving police state death squads.
If they are roving death squads, then your damned right I'm paying the ticket. My last ticket I paid, I was guilty. The one before that I made them go to trial and was found guilty. What's the point in being a prosecutor, I said, if I can't get out of a ticket? But that didn't fly so it was fifty dollars and costs.
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For the drunken Zero, who can't hold his liquor:
I thought you said alchohol does not make a person drunk.
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Translation for the illiterates: Drinking 3 drinks in 3 hours results in a BAC score of 0.00%. Drinking 24 drinks in 24 hours results in a BAC of 0.00%, and is proof of "responsible drinking habits".
How you got that from the Tennessee manual you claim to be citing is...a stretch. Similar to saying that your $20 bill is in fact a copy of the complete works of Shakespear and mathmatical proof that monkeys can fly planes (you have to look at both sides of the twenty for the monkey part). Or perhaps you've read the label of a coke can and found proof that horses run races in Kentucky. You see what you want to see and the reality of the words you are reading mean little or nothing to you.
Its an illness...Crazytalkititus. Easily treatable...a little duct tape and imagination can clear it all up for you. I see it every now and then with a Freeman or an overzealous Pro Se Defendant (got one now as the matter of fact, thinks the rules don't apply to him and the laws don't apply to us).
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Free Paris?
Well you would'nt want to pay for the scrawny Bint that's for Damn sure as Mustard.
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Zero, thanks for all your posts, proving all my points beyond a reasonable doubt. I love your method of refusing to provide any facts or evidence to support your bizarro claims, since it makes it so easy for me to win in the court of public opinion.
Fortunately, the fluoride "antidepressant water", mercury "vaccinations" and aspartame DIEt poisoning aren't causing enough brain damage, so your pathetic attempts at brainwashing only expose your treasonous criminal psychopathic mentality.
According to AAA Insurance Corporation, Police State Death Squads perform summarily executions of over 500 Amerikans every year, including 1/3rd innocent bystanders, and 100s of dead copsters, without trial, during civil service of process for frivolous civil lawsuits for alleged breach of civil "driver license" contract:
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POLICE PURSUIT IN PURSUIT OF POLICY
www.geocities.com/americanautobahn/policepursuit.html
by Illinois State University
Department of Criminal Justice Sciences
Normal, Illinois, and
American Automobile Association
Foundation for Traffic Safety
Police Pursuit in Pursuit of Policy: Pursuit Issue, Legal and Literature Review, and an Empirical Study. Michael Charles, David Falconne, Edward Wells, Illinois State University, free hardcopies are available. 1992
www.aaafoundation.org/resources/index.cfm?button=rsrchcat
I've personally worked as an investigator and paralegal for lawyers on two wrongful death murders, perped by police death squads. One dead victim was an ex-cop beaten to death during a "routine traffic stop". The other was a woman tortured to death in jail, by denial of food, denial of water, and denial of medical care, without trial, without conviction, during diabetic coma, without consuming alcohol. This is a common type of murder perped by police death squads in USA, and is not included in the total murder victims killed by traffic copsters. "Diabetic coma" is the terminal phase of diabetic ketoacidosis, and shows a false positive of 0.30% (coma) on so-called "blood alcohol tests", without consumption of alcohol. Food, water and medical care reduce the profits of the gulag slave plantation death camps.
Many sheriffs have Top Secret bookkeeping on the food contracts at county jails, which allows the corrupt sheriffs to personally profit by double dipping, which doubles or triples their personal paychecks, without any accountability to county commissioners or the public, in violation of open public records laws.
www.smokymountainnews.com/issues/11_06/11_29_06/fr_motive_questioned.h
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"In 1937, Tennessee became the 32nd state to enact a driver license law. During the first year, 521,571 licenses were issued, while today the number of licensed drivers in Tennessee is 4.1 million."
-Tennessee Dept of Safety, Administration
http://www.state.tn.us/safety/administration.htm
Funny how America survived 445 years without driver licenses to travel, not counting the 10,000s years that Native Americans traveled without driver licenses.
Now Uncle Scam's "REAL I.D. Act" plans to "voluntarily require" states to turn state driver licenses into "national I.D. cards", ie, a de facto "internal passport", just like Communist Russia (Commie Russian KGB and East German generals are paid millions of taxdollars by US Dept of Homeland Security).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/REAL_ID_Act
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Opposition To National ID Continues To Grow
Five states, Idaho, Washington, Montana, Arkansas and Maine, have enacted legislation informing the federal government that their states will not comply with the Real ID Act, a law passed by Congress in 2005 which will essentially transform driver's licenses into a national ID Card.
www,rense.com/general76/oppo.htm
IF GANGSTA GOVT GETS ITS WAY, YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO RIDE AS A PASSENGER ON AN AIRCRAFT, BUS OR TRAIN, UNLESS YOU HAVE A "DRIVER LICENSE". YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO WALK INTO A GOVT BUILDING WITHOUT A "DRIVER LICENSE". YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO [
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Originally posted by piratenews:
since it makes it so easy for me to win in the court of public opinion.
Public opinion. There are more anti-PN posts on this board then any other member.
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I've personally worked as an investigator and paralegal for lawyers on two wrongful death murders
Reading about something in the paper or seeing it on TV does not make it "real".
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Many sheriffs have Top Secret bookkeeping on the food contracts at county jails, which allows the corrupt sheriffs to personally profit by double dipping, which doubles or triples their personal paychecks, without any accountability to county commissioners or the public, in violation of open public records laws.
Our jail makes a very good (so I'm told) Nutri-loaf.
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Funny how America survived 445 years without driver licenses to travel, not counting the 10,000s years that Native Americans traveled without driver licenses.
Not to mention the lack of Japanese cars.
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IF GANGSTA GOVT GETS ITS WAY, YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO RIDE AS A PASSENGER ON AN AIRCRAFT, BUS OR TRAIN, UNLESS YOU HAVE A "DRIVER LICENSE". YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO WALK INTO A GOVT BUILDING WITHOUT A "DRIVER LICENSE". YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO GET A JOB WITHOUT A "DRIVER LICENSE". YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO BUY FOOD WITHOUT A "DRIVER LICENSE". YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO START YOUR CAR WITHOUT A "DRIVER LICENSE".
Then you might want to consider getting a driver license. Here's a hint, if you don't know the answer, its usually "B". Another hint for the test...ask yourself which one PN would pick and pick the one most opposite.
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BUT 250-MILLION CRIMINAL ALIENS WITH FAKE I.D. ARE PAID BY UNCLE SCAM TO INVADE USA AND MURDER 100,000s OF US CITIZENS, WITH IMMUNITY FROM PROSECUTION. GANGSTA GOVT EVEN WANTS ALL ANIMALS TO HAVE "DRIVER LICENSES" TO EXIST OR TO TRAVEL, VIA BIOMETRIC "MARK OF THE BEAST" COMPUTER CHIPS INJECTED INTO THEIR FLESH, OR TATOOED ON THEIR SKIN, WHICH IS ALSO THE SATANIC NEW WORLD ODOR'S PLAN FOR ALL HUMAN BEINGS ON EARTH, INTO TO TAX AND TRACK ALL LIVING THINGS, AND ALL INANIMATE OBJECTS.
When you start seeing the Bureau of Motor Vehicles as an agency of the devil...its time for medication. Sure, the BMV is an evil, malevolent, force that can neither be controlled nor avoided, but that hardly makes it Satanic.
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Paul Revere did NOT have a "driver license" to travel. When traffic copsters arrested him for traveling without a license, HE KILLED THEM.
He also lacked an IPod, cell phone, and was missing his favorite TV shows because DVRs were not yet in general use. "One if by land...e-mail me if its by sea."
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"You can't stop the signal!"
Unless there's no drivers license...says so in Tennessee law "...shall be no signal without a valid Tennessee Drivers License and a signed affidavit that you are not now and never have been a Pirate..."
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