CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN #20
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UPDATED: Friday, May 11, 2007 11:37
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MONTY: Malcolm, if she kills you can I have your coat?
MAL: Fine, as long as you promise to try on her dress if I have to kill her...
YOSAFFBRIDGE: Shut up. You're both the wrong size.
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After an embarrasing moment they both had to admit their trigger guards had become snagged and ask Monty for help.
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(inspired by the Annie Get your Gun ref)
BATTLE OF THE SEX-ERS
YOSAF:"Anyone you can do i can do better, i can do anyone better than you."
MAL:"No you can't!"
YOSAF:"Yes i can!"
MAL:"No you can't!"
YOSAF:"Yes i can!"
MAL:"No you can't!"
YOSAF:"Yes i can, yes i caaaaaaaaan!!!"
OR
MONTY:"It's rude to point..."
OR
MAL:"HAHAHA! YOU DIDN'T SAY BWAH! I WIN!"
YOSAF:"Gorammit!"
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Quote:
Mal: "Pirate!!"
YoSaffBridge: "Ninja!!"
Monty: I thought it was Caveman vs. Astronaut.
Mal & YoSaffBridge both turn their guns on Monty.
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Monty: Mal, can I have your ship?
Mal: No.
Monty: If you die, can I have your ship?
Mal: Yes.
OR
Monty: We surveyed 100 people, top 5 answers are on the board, the question is "Who's an easy mark?"
Mal: HER!
Yosaff: HIM!
Kaylee(OS): SIMON!
OR
Mal: Tell ya what, you come over to this side, and I'll see that you get your share.
Yosaff: How much?
Mal: It ain't no sad 7, that's for sure!
Monty: Hey! It ain't the size, but how you use it!
BWAH! 
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Monty: I know you saw Penn and Teller doing it in Vegas, but the 'catching the bullet between your teeth' trick just isn't possible even at this close range.
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Monty: seriously Mal, just take off the bikini, were begging you...
and
Saffron: yeah...well...his is bigger anyway!
Mal: i don't even have a moustache!!!
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Mal's worst nightmare: Yet again Saffron traps him into an obscure wedding ritual in front of a witness.
bun
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The remake of "Mister and Mrs Smith" was just not going according to plan.
OR
MAL: Stop, or I'll...
SAFFRON: >BANG!!<
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Monty: You put your guns in the middle and shake them all about.
YoSaf:Ni de Gaowan feichang xiao.
Mal:Yeah well...I seen you without clothes on.
Mal:You gotta watch out for them lips Monty, they can just a man right out.
Jayne(OS): That's why I don't kiss them there.
Mal: Old Independant rules; first one to die loses.
Monty: Mal! Bridgett!
Mal and YoSaf: Monty!
Worrying that George Lucas might come along neither of the two wanted to shoot first.
.....
"It's just an Object"
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