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Favorite lines - EVER

POSTED BY: FutureMrsFIllion
UPDATED: Sunday, May 20, 2007 16:16
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Monday, April 30, 2007 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Guywhowantsafireflyofhisown:
here's mine:

Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky, and loaded with danger.

Why is the rum always gone?



Ace Ventura



"Like I could tip a cow by myself!"


---- plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose

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I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"

FORSAKEN original

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Tuesday, May 1, 2007 12:28 AM

sweet home alabama?

Here's a good one:

Bum: Got any spare change?
Fletcher: Why not?
Bum: Well, could ya spare some?
Fletcher: Yes I could!
Bum: So, why don't you?
Fletcher: Because I believe you will buy booze with it! I just want to get from my car to the office without being confronted by the decay of western society!... Plus I'm cheap! AHHH!


Why is the rum always gone?

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Tuesday, May 1, 2007 12:42 AM

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
IT'S A PARODY OF Power Rangers over on MTVUK. It rea;;y is awesome.
Heres one for ya:
"My Master went to the moon in a Rocket of Flaming Cheese! I LIKE CHEESE!!!!"

-Danny

A Ghost is all that's Left,
Of everything we Swore we Never would Forget,
Tried to bleed the Sickness,
But we drained our Hearts instead,
We are... We are the DEAD!!!!!!!!!!

THRICE RULES!!!!!!!!!
What did Lord of the Flies teach us? That we are inherintly evil and that you will kill someone if given the chance... and never try to catch rocks with your face. That could end badly.

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Tuesday, May 1, 2007 12:45 AM

Quote:


Here's a good one:

Bum: Got any spare change?
Fletcher: Why not?
Bum: Well, could ya spare some?
Fletcher: Yes I could!
Bum: So, why don't you?
Fletcher: Because I believe you will buy booze with it! I just want to get from my car to the office without being confronted by the decay of western society!... Plus I'm cheap! AHHH!


Why is the rum always gone?



I recognise that, that's Liar Liar! Haven't seen that film for ages. I remember I used to have a huge crush on Jennifer Tilly when I was 12 because of that film.

EDIT: Had to find this exchange on imdb.com, always makes me chuckle:

Jay: Get offa me. I wanna see what's up. What the fk is this st? Who the fk are you, lady? Why the fk did you hug my head?
Metatron: Quite a little mouth on him, isn't there?
Jay: What the fk is this, The Piano? Why ain't this broad talking?
Metatron: I believe the answers that you seek lie within my companion's eyes.
Jay: What the fk does that mean? Has everyone gone fn' nuts? What the fk happened to that guy's head? I want some...
[God kisses him on the cheek. Jay faints]

===================================================
~Do YOU know what the chain of command is?~

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Tuesday, May 1, 2007 12:51 AM

bingo

this is one of my favorites:

Evan: In other news, the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today, and my tiny little nipples went to France.
Director: What did he just say? Check the prompter.
Technician: The prompter's fine.
Director: Evan, read the copy. Please, the copy's good, just... read it.
Evan: The White House Reception Committee greeted the Prime rib roast Minister, and I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I 'lika' do da cha-cha.


Why is the rum always gone?

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Tuesday, May 1, 2007 1:50 AM

One of my favorites:
Joanne: [Jealous that some girly-girls are getting attention from some hot guys] What do they have that we don't have?
Wei Wei Yong: Lives.
Mina Hoyt: Time.
Haley Graham: Boobs.
[Mina and Wei Wei look at their chests]

I got it off of IMDB. From the one (I hesitate to use this word) "Chick Flick" I actually watched for more than just the bodies on the screen. OK, that was more than a line, but it wouldn't have worked otherwise.

Fe'nos Tol
JOSSIS(Most Definitely)AGOD

Self appointed Forsaken! Been on the list for a while now!
98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature.
"Look at me, I'm STUPID!" The Doctor.

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Tuesday, May 1, 2007 7:11 PM

Inevermarried: that is Dogma, the quintessential Jay and Silent Bob flic. Awesomeness incarnate.
Now, I think I'm gonna sing the Doom Song;
"Doom di da di Doom,
Doom Doom di da Doom,
Di da di da Doom Doom Doom,
Doom di da di Doom..."

A Ghost is all that's Left,
Of everything we Swore we Never would Forget,
Tried to bleed the Sickness,
But we drained our Hearts instead,
We are... We are the DEAD!!!!!!!!!!

THRICE RULES!!!!!!!!!
What did Lord of the Flies teach us? That we are inherintly evil and that you will kill someone if given the chance... and never try to catch rocks with your face. That could end badly.

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Tuesday, May 1, 2007 8:49 PM

From TV:

"He's got more fingers in more pies than a leper on a production line!"

From just over two weeks ago at Universal Studios Florida:

Cast Member: Where are you guys from?
Dad: Dorset in England
Cast Member: ... Is that in Manchester?

:-D

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Friday, May 18, 2007 12:57 PM

One of mine is..........

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist"

MrSV

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Friday, May 18, 2007 1:15 PM

Another is.........

"Your Best? Losers whine on about their best, winners go home and fk the prom queen."

MrSV

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