Browncoat Bar and Grill - Geek is Sexy
POSTED BY: PhoenixRose
UPDATED: Monday, April 30, 2007 04:25
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Zero..us chaotic evil elves have to stick together 
What do you suppose a chaotic evil bard might do ?
Bryce
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Would you tell me, please which way I ought to walk from here?"
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.
"I don't much care where," Alice added as an explanation.
"Oh, you're sure to do that," said the Cat, "if you only walk long enough."
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I don't know........Invite a few f*x executives to dinner........Then inform them that THEY are the dinner!!!
Mwahahahahahahahah 
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Selena Quintanilla-Pérez (April 16 1971 – March 31 1995)
Forever dreamin' of you.
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*walks into the thread all glowey with divine powers and stuff*
NO EVIL!
*Smites the Bard*
*makes LA29 a Strawberry Margarita*
so how do I turn you from your evil ways lassy?
Who's next? I AM THE LAW!!!!!!!!!
Kelkhil
The Shirtless Paladin
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Wheeeeeeee!!
You Are A:
True Neutral Elf Barbarian
Alignment:
True Neutral characters are very rare. They believe that balance is the most important thing, and will not side with any other force. They will do whatever is necessary to preserve that balance, even if it means switching allegiances suddenly.
Race:
Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.
Primary Class:
Barbarians live outside the 'civilized' They have tribal goverments, and are often nomads. What they may lack in refinement is balanced by there strength of individual character and ability to survive.
Secondary Class:
Detailed Results:
Alignment:
Law and Chaos:
Law ----- XXX (3)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXX (9)
Chaos --- XXXXXXX (7)
Good and Evil:
Good ---- XXX (3)
Neutral - XXXXXXX (7)
Evil ---- (0)
Race:
Human ---- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Half-Elf - XXXXXXXX (8)
Elf ------ XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Gnome ---- XXXXXXXXX (9)
Halfling - X (1)
Dwarf ---- XXXXXX (6)
Half-Orc - XXX (3)
Class:
Fighter -- XXXXXXXXX (9)
Barbarian -XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Ranger --- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Monk ----- XXXXXXXXX (9)
Paladin -- XXXXXX (6)
Cleric --- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Mage ----- X (1)
Druid ---- XXXXXXX (7)
Thief ---- (-5)
Bard ----- XXXXXXXXX (9)
http://fantasyherald.com/quiz/dand/index.php?mode=
I kick ass!
You're never too old to have a happy childhood!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kelkhil:
I AM THE LAW!!!!!!!!!
I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALLIANCE!!!!!!!!
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Selena Quintanilla-Pérez (April 16 1971 – March 31 1995)
Forever dreamin' of you.
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*wanders in, fixes himself a cup of green tea and takes test*
My results:
Neutral Good Gnome Fighter
Alignment:
Neutral Good characters believe in the power of good above all else. They will work to make the world a better place, and will do whatever is necessary to bring that about, whether it goes for or against whatever is considered 'normal'.
Race:
Gnome Are a clever race, relishing in illusions and pratical jokes. They are smaller than dwarves and live in burrows and tunnels in rocky hills and woodlands uninhabited by humans.
Primary Class:
Fighters are the warriors. They use weapons to accomplish their goals. This isn't to say that they aren't intelligent, but that they do, in fact, believe that violence is frequently the answer.
Hey all
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I need something to soothe my tummy please 
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
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I recommend green tea & dry toast
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*makes PR some steak and scrambled eggs, wheat toast with mango jam, freshly squeezed OJ with a splash of mago juice*
Here you go PR!
Edit: Oh you said to soothe your tummy. I should read better!
*takes the breakfast from PR and gets her some warm Vernors*
PS- Take my test dang it!
Kelkhil
The Shirtless Bartender Paladin
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*gives PR a hug* you get to feelin' better...
Barkeep...I'll have a coke to start my day. Got to wash and seal the deck, mow, spray for weeds... Thank god for a nice sunny day finally! 
King of the Mythical Land that is Iowa
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