Life (hopefully) Onboard Serenity: The Pain Man Returneth
POSTED BY: DRPAIN
UPDATED: Wednesday, May 16, 2007 22:51
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Bumped just in time.
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"WHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAA! THAT'S RIGHT! I'M THE BITCH WITH THE GUN!!!!!"
-Ertia, from Travel To Persephone PT 2 (Life Onboard Serenity)
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Bumpizzle fo' shizzle my nizzle!
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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?
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bump, also when we land, wolf would like to get off.he will be back just not for a while.
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Bigwolf18, shaman.
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Would anyone like to post instead of just bumping
johnttf
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where has everybody gone?
on deadwood
*in the darkend room in middle of the city 4 shadowy figures were sitting around a table.*
man#1" are we ready?"
man#2" we are gaining numbers."
man#3" soon we will be ready."
man#4" all we need now is a leader."
man#3" i belive i can help with that."
man#1" how do you meen?"
man#3" when i was scouting on three hills, i saw a ship that could be usefull."
man#4" its captain could be, removed?"
man#3" oh no! he will definatly agree with us."
man#2" the last attempt didn't go so well."
man#1" thats why we must try again."
man#3" yes they should do nicely."
this storys gonna be quite big and might take a while, but its not gonna start for a while, not until wolf comes back, he hasn't even left yet, so don't worry.
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Bigwolf18, shaman.
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Right then, Wolf. Johnnie, how's that Doc situation coming along? We looking at a new member relatively soon?
Location: Galley
Time: Several Hours outside of Deadwood
“Ya know why they call it ‘Deadwood’?” Jayne asked a protein-eating Simon, who simply rolled his eyes and ignored the question. Jayne grunted, and turned to Kaylee, and repeated the question, a glint in his eye.
“Why do they call it Deadwood, Jayne?” Kaylee said, deciding it was best to humor the merc. He had been in a rough mood for the past few days, on account of the cat coating his bunk with hairballs.
“Cause the planet is so ugly, not even the best whore in the ‘verse could give you a rise!” Jayne slapped his knee, guffawing in genuine mirth.
“You ever been to Deadwood, Jayne?” Mal asked. “Cause the picture you’re paintin’ is pretty accurate. Nothin’ but dust and huts there.”
Pain entered the galley, remarking ‘No wonder them slaves are dyin’ to get offa it.”
Jayne nodded, and his face became quizzical. “Cap, you check out this Leeds fella? Ya got a clear idea of what we’re walkin’ into?”
Mal fixed Jayne with a hard look. “You think I went into this eyes-closed? Movin’ people is serious business, Jayne, an’ I-“
“-have never done this before?” a voice finished. Inara, sleek and elegant. Mal rolled his eyes, thinking to himself about how people should stop interrupting other people.
Inara folded her arms, looking properly stern. “Honestly, Mal, why did you take this job? We’ve never done anything like this.”
“The chance to get some money for food is a powerful incentive, Inara. And since when is it ‘we’? You’ve got your whorin’ to busy yourself with, you ain’t-“
“If you’re going to call me a whore and raise your blood pressure, then I don’t think we have anything to discuss,” Inara said.
“You’re the one who wanted to discuss this!” Mal sputtered. “So let’s ruttin’ discuss it! You think I don’t know what I’m doin’!”
“I never said that!”
Mal scoffed, eyes dark. “Yeah, but you sure as hell are thinkin’ it. This ain’t nothin’ new, Inara. Same as movin’ anythin’ else, ‘cept this cargo has got a heartbeat. Now, if they had cash and cleanliness, I expect you’d be feelin’ different towards this.”
The intercom crackled, and River’s reproachful voice sounded. “This isn’t healthy. Eat and be happy. We’re almost there, and I don’t see any complications that we won’t be the cause of. So be quiet.”
“I’m the Captain, for chrissakes, I’m the one who tells people to be quiet!”
Jayne, deciding that his two cents were worth something, opened his mouth to speak. Looks from both Inara and Mal silenced him aptly, and he filled his mouth with drink instead of words as Kaylee and Simon looked uncomfortably to each other.
Mal crossed his own arms, his anger-filled eyes landing on every person in the galley.
“What?” he shouted, and promptly left, muttering something furious to himself.
“What’s stuck up his tightpants?” Jayne said after Mal had left.
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"WHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAA! THAT'S RIGHT! I'M THE BITCH WITH THE GUN!!!!!"
-Ertia, from Travel To Persephone PT 2 (Life Onboard Serenity)
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Doc's computer is malfunctioning but she might be able to post at my residence
"What did I specifically say when we got here."
"Never break me out of a trance or you'll castrate me and make me eat it"
"So why did you break me out of a trance."
"Because I need to ask you a favor. You see..."
"No"
"But she really needs some talkin to but..."
"I said No"
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease"
"Get out, come back later I'll answer you then"
"Fine" John left and prepared to have the human cargo aboard. People are risky you never know what they're thinking. Unless you're psycic
johnttf
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"Probably his gun." said Pain in response to Jayne's question.
Jayne snorted and said "Probably. Man's been onery since ya done went missin'."
What Jayne said made Pain remember that he had forgotten to tell Ertia everything that happened to him.
"Speakin' of missin', I do need to talk with Ertia about that." replied Pain, leaving the galley in search of Ertia and not waiting for a response from Jayne.
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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?
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bump sucka!
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Bigwolf18, shaman.
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