Ooh, look! It's a crazy person!
POSTED BY: brooklynbrowncoat
UPDATED: Sunday, January 25, 2009 16:02
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Genius, simply genius. Are you formally educated in the fine arts? Have you much time to engage in socratic debate? Do you hold court often? Please, we must know. When can we also walk the path of the enlightened?
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Finally I found the answer I have been looking for!! I TOLD THEM I WANS'T GOING CRAZY!!!! This truley is a call from someone higher than me. I think we need to talk about this!
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Originally posted by brooklynbrowncoat:
Here I am in the the ER hoping and praying the doctors can somehow cure my condition. I have an ailment which causes my fingers to smell like my ass; my finger tips also have turned a brownish hue. I believe it may be connected to my relatively poor hygeine but I am no doctor therefore I find myself at the hospital. My friends bought me the firefly box set and I had a nurse open it for me out of respect for Joss and his art. I am hoping I can make it to the shindigs this weekend here in nyc. if i do, please do not shake my hand; i'm the guy who's smelling his fingers and giggling.
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If you, too, suffer from this disorder beware:
The combination of poor hygenie and adoration for the odors found on your fingers can be lethal. Recently I have enjoyed very spicy indian cuisine which produced a rather violent bowel movement this morning. It didn't take to long for the affected area to become both itchy and stinky, irresistble to those with this disorder. As you might have guessed, feces was transfered to fingers and soon, well, you know the rest.
If you enjoy finger sniffing avoid curry or else the whole processs can and will get messy.
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that's nice, real contribution to society, your family is quite proud, i'm sure
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and this is a bump.....
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Thank very much for the advice!!! Fortunetly for me I don't like curry! But its good to get a heads up on this condition.
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look to my left, see a troll.
sniff fingers, smile,
look to my right, mas trolls.
BBC offers his neighbors a wiff of finger stench
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Why??? Why??? Why do you keep resurrecting this thread??? Why are there more than 100 replies??? For the love of heaven why???
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I see you took a whiff, your'e welcome. As far as this thread, it's popularity is rather easy to explain. This thread, much like Firefly, is not for the masses but only for the enlightened few. that's why we see here over 100 posts and more than 2,000 times read. Although the fascists have sent this to troll country it's genius cannot be stifled. As for me, I am not a troll, but i have trollish ways......
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