A guy walks into a a bar.....

POSTED BY: SignyM
UPDATED: Wednesday, March 28, 2007 13:42
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SIGNYM

Tuesday, March 27, 2007 7:04 PM

A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says, "Hi there good lookin'. How's it going?"

Having already downed a few drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean ... it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college, and I just flat-ass love it."

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding. I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?"

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Consider that most of our politicians are also lawyers.

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Reality sucks. Especially when it contradicts our cherished ideas.

FREDGIBLET

Tuesday, March 27, 2007 7:39 PM

Sometimes the truth can be very funny.

KHYRON

Tuesday, March 27, 2007 8:48 PM

My interest is piqued now. Did they live happily ever after?

"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter."

SIGNYM

Tuesday, March 27, 2007 9:19 PM

Yes, but they have a couple of loose screws.

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Reality sucks. Especially when it contradicts our cherished ideas.

PHAEDRA

Wednesday, March 28, 2007 12:20 AM

Speaking as a lawyer, I resemble that. Thanks for the funny post.

Phaedra (a bad luck name)

HERO

Wednesday, March 28, 2007 2:08 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by SignyM:
A guy walks into a bar

He should have ducked.

H

SIGNYM

Wednesday, March 28, 2007 4:57 AM

HAHAHAHAHA!!! With apologies to all the lawyers out there! I just couldn't resist.

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Reality sucks. Especially when it contradicts our cherished ideas.

SHINYED

Wednesday, March 28, 2007 12:48 PM

Another guy walks into another bar and starts downing shots....he looks up at the bartender and says " have you seen any deranged mental patients around here lately?" Bartender replies "no". Then the man shakes his head and says " Well SOMEBODY just ran off with my wife!"

GEEKMAFIA

Wednesday, March 28, 2007 1:42 PM

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre so the barman gave her one

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