HERO OF CAPTION GAME ROUND #4: IMPORTANT INFO NOW INCLUDED, PLEASE READ!

POSTED BY: andman
UPDATED: Friday, June 22, 2007 00:27
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ANDMAN

Friday, March 23, 2007 4:04 PM

Well, round #3 has come to an end, and once again, BULLETINTHEBRAINPANSQUISH has come out on top, with the caption "River was trying desperately to kill Jayne with her brain, but the absence of functioning cells in his brainpan was providing an unexpected complication."

Congratulations again, but can you make it a hat trick?

Who has the skill to take the coveted first place?

Let's find out with round #4.

This week, I thought that I'd give you something a little bit different. What would Jayne's reaction to this action figure be?

Show your best, and good luck to all!

Anybody who disagrees with any of this violently can do so. But no matter what you do, "You can't take the sky from me".

DAVESHAYNE

Friday, March 23, 2007 4:33 PM

Simon: This must be what going mad feels like.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

MOBSTER

Friday, March 23, 2007 4:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by andman:This week, I thought that I'd give you something a little bit different. What would Jayne's reaction to this action figure be?

Huh....what's my cut?

FLYVOTE

Friday, March 23, 2007 4:51 PM

Quote:

Wash: Jayne, what are you holding in your left hand? *wink*
Jayne: That's my grenade, *snicker* that's what I like to call it.

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SPACEANJL

Friday, March 23, 2007 5:05 PM

Not a caption, but...

For some reason, I'm thinking of the Metatron (Alan Rickman) in 'Dogma'...

CAPTAINCOUPI

Friday, March 23, 2007 11:36 PM

I’m not going to take credit for this one. It’s a direct lift from ‘Spaceballs’ with the names changed.

Jayne playing with the full set of action figures -

Jayne: So, Inara. At last, I have you in my clutches. To have my way with you. The way I want to.

Jayne: (imitating Inara) No. No, please, leave me alone.

Jayne: No you are mine.

Jayne: (imitating Mal) Not so fast, Jayne.

Jayne: Mal.

Jayne: (imitating Mal) Yes, it's me. I'm here to save my girlfriend. Hi, honey.

Jayne: Now you are going to die.

Jayne: (imitating Mal) Oh, oh, ohhhh.

Jayne (imitating Zoe) Hey, what did you do to the Captain?

Jayne: The same thing I'm going to do to you.

Jayne: (imitating Zoe) Oh, ohhh.

Jayne: And you too.

Jayne (imitating Simon) Oh, ohh.

Jayne: Now, Inara, at last we are alone.

Jayne: (imitating Inara) No, no, I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. Leave me alone....yet, I find you strangely attractive.

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TROUBLEMAKER

Saturday, March 24, 2007 1:04 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CaptainCoupi:

I’m not going to take credit for this one. It’s a direct lift from ‘Spaceballs’ with the names changed.

Jayne playing with the full set of action figures -

Jayne: So, Inara. At last, I have you in my clutches. To have my way with you. The way I want to.

Jayne: (imitating Inara) No. No, please, leave me alone.

Jayne: No you are mine.

Jayne: (imitating Mal) Not so fast, Jayne.

Jayne: Mal.

Jayne: (imitating Mal) Yes, it's me. I'm here to save my girlfriend. Hi, honey.

Jayne: Now you are going to die.

Jayne: (imitating Mal) Oh, oh, ohhhh.

Jayne (imitating Zoe) Hey, what did you do to the Captain?

Jayne: The same thing I'm going to do to you.

Jayne: (imitating Zoe) Oh, ohhh.

Jayne: And you too.

Jayne (imitating Simon) Oh, ohh.

Jayne: Now, Inara, at last we are alone.

Jayne: (imitating Inara) No, no, I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. Leave me alone....yet, I find you strangely attractive.

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pffft... lmao.

"Sir"
"How many times have I told you to knock."
{mumbles a few lines because it has been years since he has seen the movie}
"Did you see anything"
"No Jayne, I didnt see you playing with your grenades again".
"Good"

BULLETINTHEBRAINPANSQUISH

Saturday, March 24, 2007 2:00 AM

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Originally posted by andman:

The pressures on. Here I go.

Adam: "Brilliant! They captured me perfectly, cos I was so going for Blue Steel!"

OR

Jayne: "Kaylee, what the hell you doin'! I don't wanna be in your fancy virtual make-over show! I got no need for an innervention, 'sides what am I gonna do, flounce around the engine room with that hair to keep you and that pink dress company?!"

Mal gives control of the ship to Zoe...
Mal: If I'm not back in an hour, you come, and you rescue me.
Zoe: What? And risk my ship?

CAPTAINCOUPI

Sunday, March 25, 2007 4:39 PM

Jayne, holding the figure up to his ear.

Jayne: What's that little Jayne? Push Mal into the cargo hold full of ravenous black market beagles. No, that would be wrong.

Listens intently to the figure again.

Jayne: The three headed space monkey said what little Jayne?

Simon (OS): River! Stop playing with Jaynes mind.

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SICKDUDE

Monday, March 26, 2007 5:13 PM

Jayne: So, when you make the real one, it will be exactly like this? You know, all the same contours and details?
Modeler: Wh- what do you mean "the real one"?!

"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie

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