Tehran Condemns 300
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Quote:Huh? They didn't exist back then...is there a connection via family or something?
Originally posted by Geezer:
In a related story, state-controlled Iranian media is reporting that the weapons used by Leonidis and his Spartan terrorists are believed to have been supplied by Halliburton Corporation.
I don't get it Chrisisall
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And now, more on the Spartan/Halliburton connection.
Scholars at the University of Tehran have discovered that Halliburton Corporation is the continuation of a 3000 year old secret society dedicated to the destruction of the Persian people. According to Dr. Mozafar Bakhtiyar, faculty member of the Faculty of Literature and Humanities, the word "Halliburton" is a corruption of the society's name, "χασάπης των εισβολέων", Greek for "Butcher of Invaders".
This just in! the Grand High Counsel, the religious ruling body of Iran, has declared a Jihad or holy war, against Sparta. Military operations will commence immediately, once the Revolutionary Army's command structure finds Sparta on the map.
"Keep the Shiny side up"
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Originally posted by Geezer:
Breaking news from our correspondent in Tehran.
Thanks, Bob. In a stunning development, Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei has issued fatwas against the University of Michigan, Sylvester Stallone, and the town of Spartanburg, South Carolina in the United States. He stated, "By honoring the name of the Spartan infidels, these tools of evil insult our Persian fathers and our God. They must be struck down."
As a hardcore U of M fan (except during basketball season), I take extreme offense at anyone even insinuating that their mascot is the Spartan. The correct term, if you please, is Wolverine. Spartans are for those infidels in Lansing (otherwise known as Michigan State).
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Slick,
I keep waiting for the punch line ... are you going to get to it any time soon?
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Just released today..." In a stunning development related to the "300" story, the highest of highs...the magilla-mullah of Teheran, Iatoilet Khomaniac issued a belated fart-twat today calling for the death of all survivng members of the band A Flock Of Seagulls." It seems their 1982 hit "I Ran", with it's homosexual theme, is being heard there for the first time(thanks to free Iraqi radio stations) and has sent the muzzy-wuzzies of Iran into another one of their outraged epileptic, body-twitching fits of dementia and death. Fortunately,they at least have some form of recreation to enjoy after a long day of genuflecting and burning American flags & jumping up & down like horny toads.....they can always gang rape a young Muslim girl nearby, have HER tried and convicted of a crime against Sharia...followed by a mere 90 lashes from the whip....that's a real hoot in the zany world of Islam.
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Originally posted by deepgirl187:
As a hardcore U of M fan (except during basketball season), I take extreme offense at anyone even insinuating that their mascot is the Spartan. The correct term, if you please, is Wolverine. Spartans are for those infidels in Lansing (otherwise known as Michigan State).
As noted in an earlier story, Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei has declared a fatwa against the University of Michigan. In a later statement, he expanded this edict against Michigan State University, the actual home of the Spartans sports teams. Claiming that although a translation error had caused the original action against U of M, who are known as the Wolverines, he noted that the fatwa would remain in place since no fatwa removal forms had yet been printed.
"Keep the Shiny side up"
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Here ya go Geezer, go wild. 
http://www.usatoday.com/life/movies/news/2007-03-13-300-iran_N.htm?csp
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Originally posted by rue:
Slick,
I keep waiting for the punch line ... are you going to get to it any time soon?
Maybe. Maybe not. Does there really have to be a punchline? If no one else has to constantly worry about the arrival of a punchline and you do, do you have an obsession? Have you sought treatment for this punchline obsession?
...and in FFF.net news, Rue checks into the Henny Youngman Clinic For the Seriously Un-funny for treatment of punchline obsession. Doctors are recommending a regimen of laugh tracks and rimshots.
"Keep the Shiny side up"
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Originally posted by deepgirl187:
Here ya go Geezer, go wild.
http://www.usatoday.com/life/movies/news/2007-03-13-300-iran_N.htm?csp
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I give up. You just can't beat the real thing.
Hey Rue. Check link this out. Here's your punchline.
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