CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN #17

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UPDATED: Tuesday, March 6, 2007 03:33
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, February 22, 2007 10:56 PM

Inara: What's the gun for?
Mal: Simon just gave me the medical bill for the crew...he claims "gunshots" are not covered by my insurance.
Inara: I see. But what are the guns for?
Mal: They're my insurance...

BWAH!
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TRUEBLUE

Friday, February 23, 2007 12:12 AM

Mal: Y'know I am not wearing anythin' from the waist down.

I will think of a signature later. It will be so stunningly brilliant your entire life will pale into insignificance when compared to the few words that will be written here.

WALRUS

Friday, February 23, 2007 11:53 AM

Mal : NO !!! AWAY FROM ME CRAZY INARA CONCIOUS SHOULDER GUARDIAN THING !!!

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VETERAN

Saturday, February 24, 2007 1:39 AM

Inara: Mal! You can't play Russian Roulet with an automatic!

Mal: You can if you let the other guy go first.

Inara: I guess that explains your unrivaled win streak.

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, February 24, 2007 1:58 AM

MAL: It's my favorite.
INARA: What's its history?
MAL: Crime and violence, sad to say.

bun
~Singers basted my turtle~
~We aim to Expo~
~Who is Pill Barty?~

GRAYALBATROSS

Saturday, February 24, 2007 3:14 AM

INARA: Mal, why do you have your gun out while you're eating?

MAL (staring at plate): I let River cook again. It seems my food's not quite dead yet.

FOOD: *twitchtwitch*

***
When in doubt, consult the hamster.

Also, I can kill you with my brain

FLORALBUNNY

Saturday, February 24, 2007 3:47 AM

GrayAlbatross wrote in part:
FOOD: *twitchtwitch*
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Probably only frog legs wired up to exhibit
a galvanic response.

This isn't the first reference to live food.
Are some of you having flashbacks to an old
film called Dark Crystal, in which part of the
food ran down the table?

bun
~Bastards shot my turtle~
~We aim~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

RMMC

Saturday, February 24, 2007 4:47 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:

Are some of you having flashbacks to an old
film called Dark Crystal, in which part of the
food ran down the table?

OMG bun, I didn't until you brought it up. *twitchtwitch*

Mal: No, for the last time, (*cocks gun*) I am not interested in watching Jayne and Wash play Strip Twister.

or

Inara: The ides of March are upon us.
Mal: In that outfit, I'd be surprised if the eyes of everyone weren't upon you.

*****
RMMC

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MAZAEN

Saturday, February 24, 2007 8:40 AM

Innara, "Did you sneak in my room and steal my Companion Order Guide to Excellent Shooting Skills again. Mal I told you weren't allowed in my room without my expressed permission."

Mal: "I like the tips on how to demonstrate shooting skills at a companion convension."

CAPTAINCOUPI

Saturday, February 24, 2007 3:30 PM

Inara walks in as a recorded voice off screen speaks:

Voice: 'Thank you for purchasing "Basic Mandarin for Petty Criminals". Lesson one. Hold your gun in the air and repeat after me: Hands in the air Hùndàn!'

Mal: 'Hands in the .......'

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