CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN #17
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, March 6, 2007 03:33
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MAL: Looking for this? Wonder if it works.
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or:
Watching Mal brush up on Current Small Arms
Maintenance Techniques from an online course
in Chinese, Inara was glad she'd had hands-on
Academy training instead.
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bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~
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Inara starts to worry as Mal follows Jayne's trend and begins naming his guns.
OR
Inara: Mal you're planning on robbing the place, not occupying it.
Mal (holding up gun): I just get exicitable as to choice!
Wash: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting
Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: Oh God, of God, we're all going to die?
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MAL:*cocks gun* "I wouldn't move if i were you..."
INARA:"Mal, don't worry, it's me!"
MAL:"Prove it."
INARA:"You're a dick."
*BEAT*
MAL:*uncocks gun*"Okay."
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INARA: So -- later with the talking, then?
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or:
Once again, Mal and Wash were running neck-and-neck
in the current Cortex caption contest voting.
Mal had begun to think of drastic ways to solve
the problem...
MAL: ...or impalement...
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bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~
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Inara: Mal it's not that bad, please put the gun down.
Mal: But.....they canceled Virtual Firefly!
Inara: I know, Fox is truly fiendish and evil,but that doesn't mean you should end it all.
Mal: Yes it does. And I've got it all planned out, look here. Up the vent, down the hall and into the exec boardroom. Easy-peasy. Bang bang and Mooby the Golden Cow is supper.
It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!
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Mal: your late, my appiontment was too have started 5 minutes ago! i hope i get a discount!
Inara: er..Mal, i don't service the crew!
Mal: ah! well, you see theres this loophole in your contract that i've found....well....river found...and eagerly pionted out to me. For 'bout the last two months...
and
Mal: Ah! its all here! My guns, my pimp mobile, and ma bitches!!
Inara: oh brother....
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TRAIN!!!
Remember: When introducing Zoe to your shiny new ship, pay attention to where she's pointing when she says "What is that?" That's where you're going to be laying, bleeding someday.
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Congrats, Sab!
Mal: IF you tell ANYONE I needed help with the jigsaw I will shoot you where you stand!
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(the sound of metal bouncing on the floor)
Joss(os): Are you seriously telling me that out of that entire collection of guns in front of you, all of them make the cartridges fall out mid take?
Anybody who disagrees with any of this violently can do so. But no matter what you do, "You can't take the sky from me".
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Mal reading out loud: Congradulations you have just completed the Bang and Wilston T9 Colt Replica.
Inara : Next month, Gun of the Month Club features the G-Man Ultra A Water Pistol
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