CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN #17
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, March 6, 2007 03:33
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Wow! Another week of real tight voting! And another week of needing a tie-breaker, so I flipped a coin, and the winner is SAB39!!!
Awesome reference to HAL from 2001!!!
And now, our namesake, his pistol, and his whore...
NO, not THAT pistol...the other one! :P
MAL: I'm not interested in anything you have to say, 'Nara. *click* So you best take your leave.
INARA: Oh. Well, I was going to suggest we have sex to help relieve the tension between us.
MAL: Or, we could talk more...
Okay, see if you can top that, CaptionCoats! (I am sure you can!)
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INARA: Mal, have you seen Kaylee?
MAL: Under ... the ... table ...
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Mal: On your mark. Get set. (shoots gun) Go.
Inara: I don't care how much you want to win the all 'Verse track meet I'm not running in this dress.
David
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Mal: So that's what happens when you shoot a cake...
Inara: Idiot.
Mal: What?
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Mal: If you tell anyone I read this poem, I swear by my pretty gun I will end you.
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Inara stumbles upon Mal and his family album.
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Mal: What did I tell you about sneaking up on me?
Inara: That it was fiendish and womanly?
Mal: Yes - only the exact phrase I used was "don't".
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Congrats Sab39....but could someone PLEASE open the pod doors. its very cold out here...
Mal: (reading) and then pull the trigger....
*BANG*
*dead pigeon falls onto table*
and
Mal: hey 'Nara, this 'Car mer suit tea ra' is really helpful. I think i finally understand were i'm going wrong...
Inara: and the guns??
Mal: props...
and
Mal practising his "shotting behind his head" trick had disastorous consequences...
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Mal: I'm gonna shoot the hwoon dahn who swiped my chocolate stash.
Inara(quietly as she backs out): Oops.
Congrats Sab39!!
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Mal: ahh...Miss Serra, i was expecting you...
and
Inara: so your going to a party or something?
Mal: how could you tell?
and
Mal: son;t worry, its not loaded
Inara: never is...
and
Mal: annnnnnnnnd....now i have no idea how to put my gun back togther...
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Mal: Inara, please tell River that food *click* should be dead before it's served.
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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Mal attepts to show Inara that guns are useful for purposes other than blowing holes in people. Such as eating utensils.
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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.
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Congrats, SAB!!! Loved the cross-ref.
And now for a cross (not to mention garlic)-ref. of my own, if it'll come out right...
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MORENA (entering): Nathan, there aren't any guns in here this week.
NATHAN (learning lines from script at table): I know, but Joss is directing this one and you never know what's going to come out of the ceiling when he's around.
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bun
~Bastards broomed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~
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